[zinc02GT]

So I go to fix my window motor at my grandparents. I had to park it in a garage because the window was stuck DOWN and it has rained everyday here for a week. Well I get there this morning and give it ONE last time before I rip the son of a bitch out. I have the door panel and the sticky cover off and I just give the motor one last good smack with my fist. I put my keys in it and what do ya know... It works. Sone of a bitch. IO put it back together and got my $50 back.

Then later on today, I was mowing the backyard. We have a rather large backyard with some huge ass hills and to top it off we have a push mower. Well I get to this one area and I missed a spot so I go back to get it. When the mower leaves a certain area, I see a bunch of bugs flying. My first thoguht was grasshoppers. We have a shit ton of em around my house. So I thoguht nothing of it. Then I take a second glance and its flying bugs just billowing out of a hole. Then I saw the yellow... I had run over a Hornet nest with the lawn mower and as soon as I could think it, I was being stung. I took off like a bat outta hell and ran up to the house. Good distance run with the hills. I ran inside and was yelling at my dad "Dad, I ran over a wasps nest. Im not allergic to em am I?" (I had never been stung before) Dad says "No, not that I know of" and in between this Im getting stung by Honrets that had gotten under my shit and pants. I was wearing workout pants. Like workout short (same material) but in a pants version and a sleeveless shirt.

Ive got like 8 stings on my legs, 1 on my ass, and one right near my nipple. Its pretty damned annoying. My dad went outside in a longsleeve, pants and all that with the gas can and poured it down the hole and threw a match on em. Blew em straight to fuckin hell.

Bitches




Cliffs-
Window motor fixed itself after I punched the piss out of it
Mowed backyard and ran over a hornets nest
Got stung 10 times
Put gas in the hole the hole and lit em up

[bullitt5576]

fire ftw

[Sleeper_Stang_89]

in a town like 20 minutes from where I am (Live Oak) a dude was driving down his driveway and he fell into a yellow jacket nest... it was underground and big enough for his truck to submerge underground... aint that a bitch...

[atlacatl213]

damn that sucks ass!

but at least you got your revenge haha.

[thorpedo26]

Originally Posted by Sleeper_Stang_89 in a town like 20 minutes from where I am (Live Oak) a dude was driving down his driveway and he fell into a yellow jacket nest... it was underground and big enough for his truck to submerge underground... aint that a bitch...

bs

[WAR-PARTY]

I do the same thing to fire ant hills, another nasty critter!

[Sleeper_Stang_89]

Originally Posted by thorpedo26 bs

I swear... Im gonna try and search for it

[Sleeper_Stang_89]

Suwannee Democrat - Man trapped in truck by swarming wasps

there ya go... i read it wrong it wasnt his whole truck but the front of it...

[Sleeper_Stang_89]

hows them stings goin? what did u put on them... some of the older members of my family say rub tobacco on it...

[zinc02GT]

i just rubbing alcohol on em 10- minutes or so after the stings.

Theyre fine now. it just itches a little bit every now and then

[HMUSN]

they are itchy because the rubbing alcohol dried out your skin.

just sayin.

use aloe lotion

[Vinyl66]

sounds like a fun time

[zinc02GT]

im not saying its itchy all the time its just occasionaly. I figured thatd be it doc. I had also used this shit parents had called witch hazel. never heard of it but it had alcohol in it.

[HMUSN]

witch hazel is good stuff.
next time you get stung put baking power on the stink right away

[zinc02GT]

alrighty