[oldernewbie]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, “What'cha gonna do about it?”

The poor little guy starts crying.

“Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,” the biker says. “I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying.”

“This is the worst day of my life, says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home.. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.”

“So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.”

[rnorth]

[Youngin]

damn thats gotta suck

[~C~]

LOL.

[Luis_GT]

Ooooppsss!!!!