Oldest Technology

1FastFox · July 16th, 2008, 03:32 PM

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, The "Floyd County Times", a local newspaper in Kentucky reported the following: 'After20digging as deep as 30 yards in the*mountains of*Prestonsburg,*in*Floyd*County, *Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.
*Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,*Kentucky had already gone wireless.'

DOSBoot · July 16th, 2008, 03:35 PM

This joke really didn't "get the connection" if you know what I mean.

usafimj · July 16th, 2008, 03:39 PM

thats funny

BWAL · July 16th, 2008, 03:44 PM

lol nice

06RedfireGT · July 16th, 2008, 03:46 PM

haha?

homebrewed · July 16th, 2008, 03:59 PM

That rates right up there with the "toothbrush" joke...

Rico-mofos · July 16th, 2008, 04:02 PM

toothbrush joke?

homebrewed · July 16th, 2008, 04:04 PM

Yes the toothbrush joke.
*ahem*
You know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas right? If it were invented anywhere it would have been named a teethbrush...

Rico-mofos · July 16th, 2008, 04:10 PM

gooberhead320 · July 16th, 2008, 04:14 PM

haha two great jokes!!!!

WAR-PARTY · July 16th, 2008, 06:34 PM

Good One!

July 16th, 2008, 03:32 PM	#1
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Philanderer Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 8,977 iTrader: 4 reviews	Oldest Technology After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.' One week later, The "Floyd County Times", a local newspaper in Kentucky reported the following: 'After20digging as deep as 30 yards in themountains ofPrestonsburg,inFloydCounty, Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago,Kentucky had already gone wireless.' __________________ Might want to consider writing down what is said above, it will help you at some point or another in your life!

July 16th, 2008, 03:35 PM	#2
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July 16th, 2008, 03:39 PM	#3
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July 16th, 2008, 03:46 PM	#5
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July 16th, 2008, 04:02 PM	#7
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July 16th, 2008, 04:10 PM	#9
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July 16th, 2008, 06:34 PM	#11
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