Too Good To Be True...

oldernewbie · August 5th, 2008, 05:39 PM

Subject: Gynecologist's Assistant

A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card
advertising for a Gynecologist's assistant.

Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about
this?" he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies "Oh yes here it is:

The job entails you getting the ladies ready for the Gynecologist. You have to help them
out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then
apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
they're ready for the Gynecologist’s examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000,
but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi.

That's about 620 miles from here."

"Oh, is that where the job is?"

"No sir - that's where the end of the line is.”

347stroker · August 5th, 2008, 07:26 PM

lol

lilmarc1988 · August 5th, 2008, 07:47 PM

lol

93hatch · August 5th, 2008, 07:48 PM

lol

Mickey · August 5th, 2008, 07:49 PM

i would never do that...imagine the hairy, fat and nasty women that are going to run through there...DEFINITELY not worth the very few hot women that will roll through

Assassin_Dan · August 5th, 2008, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by Mickey@HardcoreMustangs

i would never do that...imagine the hairy, fat and nasty women that are going to run through there...DEFINITELY not worth the very few hot women that will roll through

Yah you'd spend have the time looking for the damn thing, Flippin through roles of fat like a filing cabinet!

Sleeper_Stang_89 · August 5th, 2008, 09:56 PM

and even if the women were fine... think about why some females go to the special doctor...

bamagirl_02GT · August 5th, 2008, 11:03 PM

Originally Posted by Sleeper_Stang_89

and even if the women were fine... think about why some females go to the special doctor...

Hey, you have to go every year for a check-up. We don't all go just to see if we have something lol

Breakout · August 5th, 2008, 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by Assassin_Dan

Yah you'd spend have the time looking for the damn thing, Flippin through roles of fat like a filing cabinet!

there's an easier way. Bust out the flour and find the wet spot!

Notcho · August 6th, 2008, 12:49 AM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur
and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will
have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!"

The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it."

August 5th, 2008, 05:39 PM	#1
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Too Good To Be True... Subject: Gynecologist's Assistant A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville, Florida, and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's assistant. Interested he goes to learn more - "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the ladies ready for the Gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the Gynecologist’s examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles from here." "Oh, is that where the job is?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is.” __________________ 2005 Colorado LS, Z71 Off Road Package, I5 Vortec, Space Age Plastic Bed-Liner W/Shiny Factory Installed Deep Drop Tool Box, Twin 12 Volt Power Points...In A Whopping 200+ HP Beast.

August 5th, 2008, 07:26 PM	#2
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August 5th, 2008, 07:47 PM	#3
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August 5th, 2008, 07:48 PM	#4
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August 5th, 2008, 07:49 PM	#5
Mickey I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,398 iTrader: 0 reviews	i would never do that...imagine the hairy, fat and nasty women that are going to run through there...DEFINITELY not worth the very few hot women that will roll through __________________ Under Construction

August 6th, 2008, 12:49 AM	#10
Notcho No bucks, no Buck Rogers Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Braunfels, Tx / Seguin, Tx Posts: 4,836 iTrader: 0 reviews	A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're Bullshittin' me!" The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well... You started it." __________________ '87 2.3 Notch with +4 cylinder mod MM's Resident Aggie Black Stang Crew Member #11

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