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August 23rd, 2008, 10:50 AM
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Confucius Say...
Confucius Say...
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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August 23rd, 2008, 10:53 AM
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that is some funny stuff man.
just what i needed cause i was in a bad mood thank to my dumb ass room mate. + rep for you 
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August 23rd, 2008, 11:05 AM
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haha! thanks man. my buddy just sent those to me so i thaught i'd share.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. 
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August 23rd, 2008, 11:08 AM
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man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok...
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August 23rd, 2008, 12:38 PM
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Confucius say, Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
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August 23rd, 2008, 12:42 PM
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man who spit in wind get wet
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August 23rd, 2008, 12:45 PM
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Confucius say, Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
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August 23rd, 2008, 03:30 PM
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i lmao'd at the cathouse one, and the one about catching crabs
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August 23rd, 2008, 04:16 PM
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Confucius say, Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
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August 23rd, 2008, 04:50 PM
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 took me a minute to get that one
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August 23rd, 2008, 04:51 PM
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Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
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August 23rd, 2008, 04:52 PM
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i also like the one with standing on the toilet
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August 23rd, 2008, 04:56 PM
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It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
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