A stupid drunk

Regency 2007 · August 25th, 2008, 11:12 PM

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a
loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after
that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into
the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.

"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."

With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot!

You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

weems · August 25th, 2008, 11:14 PM

omfg. hahahaha

Safi · August 25th, 2008, 11:14 PM

futureMACH1racer · August 25th, 2008, 11:15 PM

06RedfireGT · August 25th, 2008, 11:15 PM

hahaha

Thats a good one

Montanasvt · August 25th, 2008, 11:55 PM

good one

thewayshemoves · August 26th, 2008, 02:23 AM

lmao....I don't think I've ever been that drunk. I may have to rethink my drinking capacity.

KingKelleyxSHREDx · August 26th, 2008, 02:51 AM

holy shit LMAO!

August 25th, 2008, 11:12 PM	#1
Regency 2007 Hardcore Enthusiast F-150 FX4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Memphrica Posts: 1,144 iTrader: 0 reviews	A stupid drunk A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!" "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles." With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..."You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

August 25th, 2008, 11:15 PM	#4
futureMACH1racer I.D.G.A.F. 2009 John Deere 9670 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 11,347 iTrader: 0 reviews	__________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

August 25th, 2008, 11:15 PM	#5
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,492 iTrader: 2 reviews	hahaha Thats a good one __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

August 25th, 2008, 11:55 PM	#6
Montanasvt Regular 03 10th Ani Cobra Vert 12.20@115 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Macon, Ga Posts: 409 iTrader: 0 reviews	good one __________________

August 26th, 2008, 02:51 AM	#8
KingKelleyxSHREDx Regular 07 Mustang GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 190 iTrader: 0 reviews	holy shit LMAO! __________________ 07 GT Black with Gold Stripes

August 25th, 2008, 11:14 PM	#2
weems Tech Exchange Head Honcho 2003 SVT Cobra 11.70 @ 121 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Forsyth/Statesboro, GA Posts: 9,176 iTrader: 3 reviews	omfg. hahahaha

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