Eating For Effect

WAR-PARTY · September 2nd, 2008, 02:47 PM

As most of us will admit farting is a personal signature, and can be used to display anything from displeasure to ribald laughter. Or like a dog who pisses on every thing to leave a scent, can be used to strafe, Wal-Mart, Women's clothing stores and just clearing rooms. One of my favorites is to 'Drop a Rose' in an elevator, then exit on the next floor. Nothing finer then one of those, I know this is gonna smell really really bad, hot moist SBD's that are just short of a 'shat'
So that being said, who "Eats For Effect" I know I do. To get a real good case of 'bubbly guts' I love three eggs over sleazy on top of a pile of re-fried beans with cheese, and toped with Chipotle salsa and Jalapeños and Chorizo. Trust me it is a TNT combination that takes less then an hour to produce pungent results! So what is you favorite, recipe for Flatulence?

Regency 2007 · September 2nd, 2008, 02:49 PM

crop dusting is fun! If I am in a stationary position and someone walks by, I will let out an SBD to make everyone think the person walking by did it. I like to call it, tactical farting.

04DSGV6 · September 2nd, 2008, 02:51 PM

white castles add beer

AzSonicSnake · September 2nd, 2008, 02:55 PM

beer and barros pizza is what makes mine the best! my goal in life has been to pull off the covered wagon on my wife, but to this day(been with her 11 years) it has not happened. not gonna stop me from tryin though!

68 dlxcoupe · September 2nd, 2008, 03:39 PM

broccoli and cheese!!!

4doorfoxy · September 2nd, 2008, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by AzSonicSnake

beer and barros pizza is what makes mine the best!

I unfortunately have been in the blast area of these resultant bombs

Nothing worse than being in the garage workin on a car when the fan blows that radioactive waste my direction, killing everything in it's path.

oldernewbie · September 2nd, 2008, 03:46 PM

*New Sticky*

WAR-PARTY · September 2nd, 2008, 03:59 PM

Ya I love to catch my son under the car, and ease one out behind the fan.....

4doorfoxy · September 2nd, 2008, 04:03 PM

That's dirty and oh so wrong. And it's no fair that I can't even compete in the same league... no matter how hard I try, don't think I could ever produce something like that naturally lol

Regency 2007 · September 2nd, 2008, 04:06 PM

Originally Posted by WAR-PARTY

Ya I love to catch my son under the car, and ease one out behind the fan.....

If you are walking on the treadmill in the front row of the gym infront of a large fan, fart, and still smell it, you know you are just that good!

WAR-PARTY · September 2nd, 2008, 09:45 PM

It was better when we were re-installing the steering wheel; he couldn't get out too fast.....Oh I feel so bad....ya right!

graystang01 · September 2nd, 2008, 09:57 PM

the best one ive ever had the pleasure of blastin off was one time at work
i had just got done eating 3 microwavable pizzas
i let that sit for about 45 minutes
caught my manager on the phone, cracked it off, and shut his door...

it was great

Rico-mofos · September 2nd, 2008, 09:57 PM

the best is the stairs ...make sure someones behind you and walk slowly but do not stop so it will hang on each step....i get my brothers and cuzins ALL the time with those

Sleeper_Stang_89 · September 2nd, 2008, 10:49 PM

I know its cliche but the pants down, crack in the face of a sleeping victim..... catch someone sleeping and get positioned to let the fart go straight to their face..... timing is everything....tap them to wake them up... when eyes open let her rippp.... I've seen people actually puke from that shit

White99stang · September 2nd, 2008, 10:56 PM

i love crop dusting stores, my wife gets all embarresed. For me its a wendy's baconator. Almost guarenteed to have horrible gas and then followed by a 30 minute mud butt experience afterwards

September 2nd, 2008, 02:47 PM	#1
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Eating For Effect As most of us will admit farting is a personal signature, and can be used to display anything from displeasure to ribald laughter. Or like a dog who pisses on every thing to leave a scent, can be used to strafe, Wal-Mart, Women's clothing stores and just clearing rooms. One of my favorites is to 'Drop a Rose' in an elevator, then exit on the next floor. Nothing finer then one of those, I know this is gonna smell really really bad, hot moist SBD's that are just short of a 'shat' So that being said, who "Eats For Effect" I know I do. To get a real good case of 'bubbly guts' I love three eggs over sleazy on top of a pile of re-fried beans with cheese, and toped with Chipotle salsa and Jalapeños and Chorizo. Trust me it is a TNT combination that takes less then an hour to produce pungent results! So what is you favorite, recipe for Flatulence? __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

September 2nd, 2008, 02:55 PM	#4
AzSonicSnake 2009 ROTY 2003 SVT Cobra 11.07@127 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Phoenix,AZ Posts: 5,640 iTrader: 1 reviews	beer and barros pizza is what makes mine the best! my goal in life has been to pull off the covered wagon on my wife, but to this day(been with her 11 years) it has not happened. not gonna stop me from tryin though! __________________ MM Cobra Club #25 My Autolog Profile

September 2nd, 2008, 03:39 PM	#5
68 dlxcoupe Enthusiast 2004 Mach 1 13.30 @ 104.47 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Richmond, Virginia Posts: 916 iTrader: 2 reviews	broccoli and cheese!!! __________________ EAGLE SCOUTS OR GTFO MyStangOpens (12:01:05 AM): honey nut for me

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September 2nd, 2008, 03:59 PM	#8
WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	Ya I love to catch my son under the car, and ease one out behind the fan..... __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

September 2nd, 2008, 02:49 PM	#2
Regency 2007 Hardcore Enthusiast F-150 FX4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Memphrica Posts: 1,144 iTrader: 0 reviews	crop dusting is fun! If I am in a stationary position and someone walks by, I will let out an SBD to make everyone think the person walking by did it. I like to call it, tactical farting.

September 2nd, 2008, 04:03 PM	#9
4doorfoxy Regular '91 GT Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Prescott, AZ Posts: 306 iTrader: 0 reviews	That's dirty and oh so wrong. And it's no fair that I can't even compete in the same league... no matter how hard I try, don't think I could ever produce something like that naturally lol __________________ Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car. Oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall. Torque is how far you take the wall with you.

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WAR-PARTY Hardcore Enthusiast 2001 YUGO GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: GOAT LOCKER PENSACOLA FL Posts: 1,700 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	It was better when we were re-installing the steering wheel; he couldn't get out too fast.....Oh I feel so bad....ya right! __________________ How I met my wife! Our first date...

September 2nd, 2008, 09:57 PM	#13
Rico-mofos Hardcore Enthusiast 2008 Bullitt #890 slow Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chicago Posts: 1,589 iTrader: 0 reviews	the best is the stairs ...make sure someones behind you and walk slowly but do not stop so it will hang on each step....i get my brothers and cuzins ALL the time with those __________________ BULLITT CREW #5 LT GTB mufflers for sale

September 2nd, 2008, 10:56 PM	#15
White99stang MM's nicest mod, :) Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Apex, NC Posts: 3,771 iTrader: 0 reviews	i love crop dusting stores, my wife gets all embarresed. For me its a wendy's baconator. Almost guarenteed to have horrible gas and then followed by a 30 minute mud butt experience afterwards __________________ 06 Dodge MegaCab Diesel 455rwhp/815rwtq REAL TRUCKS DON'T USE SPARK PLUGS

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