[ZOOTOXIN]

Originally Posted by zinc02GT /fail at making a quote lol

maybe but not EPIC

[futureMACH1racer]

It was a misunderstanding, I thought that you were talking that way to Mama Stang. I'll give you a positive REP to counteract that. Sorry bro

[futureMACH1racer]

there are some real jokers here. The hot stuck girls that wanna play hard to get melt like an M&M. Youu just gotta talk to them.

[futureMACH1racer]

Originally Posted by Mickey@HardcoreMustangs did, you just listed all the guys mso has banged did

MSO, must give some monster head!!!

[stangfreak]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer It was a misunderstanding, I thought that you were talking that way to Mama Stang. I'll give you a positive REP to counteract that. Sorry bro

haha! i would never do that!

[vfast]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer You guys f**king hilarious, I'll walk up to the hottest girl in room, and if she's single I'll chat her up and get a date. alot of times after we head back to my place I feel her up only to find a bigger penis in her panties than I have in my panties

[Kid Stang]

If you're not a compulsive tooth-brusher, become one! Nothing is a bigger turn off for ladies than a guy with crypt breath making small talk. Gum or mints help. Clean fingernails, shave before you go out, or if you're into facial hair, try to keep it neat.
Shirts with sayings or images that may be hilarious to you could make women uncomfortable.

Every thing you're about to say, take the time to run it over in your head first, because you don't want to say something retarded. "That sounded suave in my head, WTF!?" Also, try to keep your crazy exploits (if any) out of the picture, even if you've done the craziest shit ever, you'll likely seema liar or boastful.

[Seabee]

Put yourself out there. Something to really break the ice. You have to be comfortable with them, for them to be comfortable with you. Dont make it seem like you are all about trying to get them to like you or get their number. Pretend there just one of your friends and your bullshitting with them. It well help calm your nerves, because you dont get nervous talking to friends right? Relax and just be cool. You dont need fancy lines or catchy quotes, or to even tell her what kind of car you drive. Just make it comfortable for the both of you. I used to be really shy, and i am still. But i do things to put myself out there so i dont seem like the quiet shy kid.

[vfast]

you guys make it too complicated

fat wallet
good looks
big penis
= laid alot

[zinc02GT]

Ive met more women that liek a little scruff than not. Just saying

this may not work for you (im working off of what ^ said) I dont go over things in my head AT ALL. I do it all on the spot. Nothing better than being random.

To me its more of a you cant rehearse a conversation. Every single one of them are different and require different answers. There are no guidelines. \

But then again Im a goofy kid and Ill mess around and joke alot. Im all about goofing around man

[stangfreak]

Originally Posted by Kid Stang If you're not a compulsive tooth-brusher, become one! Nothing is a bigger turn off for ladies than a guy with crypt breath making small talk. Gum or mints help. Clean fingernails, shave before you go out, or if you're into facial hair, try to keep it neat. Shirts with sayings or images that may be hilarious to you could make women uncomfortable. Every thing you're about to say, take the time to run it over in your head first, because you don't want to say something retarded. "That sounded suave in my head, WTF!?" Also, try to keep your crazy exploits (if any) out of the picture, even if you've done the craziest shit ever, you'll likely seema liar or boastful.

and don't box with a little dude in front of her

[Kid Stang]

I agree with being random but responding to "Well I'm really into animals, I have a golden retriever that I just love" with "Yeah, my dog crawled under the house and died when I was little and we found it 'cause of the smell" is a dangerous pitfall.

I guess some people need different brain-mouth filters. Me especially.

EDIT:

and don't box with a little dude in front of her

Hey now, some girls like to play nurse . . .

[zinc02GT]

Dont forget the most important rule of all...



















PIITB

[stangfreak]

just pay for it, it's a sure thing

[Regency 2007]

Just wait til' MSO gets in here, he's really good at this stuff...

From what I have heard, he has banged everykind of chick. Black, white, korean, hindu, italian, and liberal

[futureMACH1racer]

Actually MSO, watches porn everynight while eating chinese take out.

[futureMACH1racer]

Originally Posted by vfast you guys make it too complicated fat wallet good looks big penis = laid alot

I told you not to give out my secret dammit!!

[thorpedo26]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer Actually MSO, watches porn everynight while eating chinese take out.

this is true

[v606er]

Originally Posted by MamaStang No...we already know it. It's Old Spice...

hahaha dam mama your right! the girl i am with now knew i was wearing old spice by how i smelled. and it worked charms

[thorpedo26]

alright washing my car today this real hot chick i barely know pulls over and talks to me for a while, i guess she was in the neihborhood and just recognised me cause i dont think she knew where i lived, it went pretty well. now i need to work on this swagerness?