i need to work on my "game" with the ladies

ZOOTOXIN · September 15th, 2008, 03:46 AM

Originally Posted by Kid Stang

If you're not a compulsive tooth-brusher, become one! Nothing is a bigger turn off for ladies than a guy with crypt breath making small talk. Gum or mints help. Clean fingernails, shave before you go out, or if you're into facial hair, try to keep it neat.
Shirts with sayings or images that may be hilarious to you could make women uncomfortable.

Every thing you're about to say, take the time to run it over in your head first, because you don't want to say something retarded. "That sounded suave in my head, WTF!?" Also, try to keep your crazy exploits (if any) out of the picture, even if you've done the craziest shit ever, you'll likely seema liar or boastful.

+1
I say listen to this guy. he is the only one who has girl next to him in his sig.

Regency 2007 · September 15th, 2008, 07:08 AM

If you want to get the girl, sing her "The Total Eclipse of a Fart"

TheUNZippee! · September 15th, 2008, 07:49 AM

Don't forget to shave your taint.

graystang01 · September 15th, 2008, 07:52 AM

or let her shave it

TheUNZippee! · September 15th, 2008, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by graystang01

or let me shave it with me teef

graystang01 · September 15th, 2008, 07:54 AM

hey... i gotz rent to pay

ZOOTOXIN · September 15th, 2008, 09:54 AM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Don't forget to shave your taint.

taints are back in, dont sabatage the kids chances. Show the taint, flash the taint and let the taint hang out. Hell curl it if you can. Girls diggit the most.

Remember, the two best things since sliced bread are "Untamed Taint" and "Canandians". Whats up ZIPP!?

thorpedo26 · September 15th, 2008, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by ZOOTOXIN

taints are back in, dont sabatage the kids chances. Show the taint, flash the taint and let the taint hang out. Hell curl it if you can. Girls diggit the most.

Remember, the two best things since sliced bread are "Untamed Taint" and "Canandians". Whats up ZIPP!?

interesting

ZOOTOXIN · September 15th, 2008, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by thorpedo26

interesting

what's taint?

MamaStang · September 15th, 2008, 09:38 PM

Originally Posted by ZOOTOXIN

what's taint?

r u serious?

MamaStang · September 15th, 2008, 09:43 PM

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futureMACH1racer · September 15th, 2008, 10:52 PM

I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's f**king socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science.

ZOOTOXIN · September 15th, 2008, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer

I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's f**king socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science.

MM Man of the year!

no man just kiddin

futureMACH1racer · September 15th, 2008, 11:07 PM

zinc02GT · September 15th, 2008, 11:10 PM

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer

I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's f**king socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science.

I LOL'd

Man Im the same way. I havent been with near as many women as you, but I knwo how to talk to a person and women. I wear offbrand shirts man. Serisouly, I own like 2 name brand shirts. both of which are Ralph Lauren Polos which were gifts, one of which was torn when it got caught on something when i walked by... I hardley wear em too...

The swagger just comes from the way you present yourself. Walk up right, chin up, that bullshit.

I was SHY as hell all through jr high. I didnt really come out till my jr year in highschool. I wish I wouldve opened up sooner

futureMACH1racer · September 15th, 2008, 11:15 PM

I've been like this since kindergarten. I had my first kiss in like 1st grade. I know this because I got in trouble for it. I used to buy Yikes Pencils for all of the girls back then.

I also used to have girls calling my house back then. You could say that ever since I was born that I've been a ladies man.

thorpedo26 · September 17th, 2008, 12:53 AM

going up to a girl i barely know and asking what shes up to this weeked = weird?
shes in a class of mine

Mickey · September 17th, 2008, 12:57 AM

make small talk with her and make her laugh a few times before immediately asking her what her plans r for the weekend

thorpedo26 · September 17th, 2008, 12:59 AM

alright haha

MSO · September 17th, 2008, 01:04 AM

listening to girls yammer on about stupid shit is the most ridiculously boring thing that can happen to you when ur tryin to get laid

listen long enough to find something to pick on her about

then make her laugh at herself.. they enjoy laughing

if ur not funny, then ya, ur best bet is to listen.. i guess

September 15th, 2008, 07:49 AM	#123
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September 15th, 2008, 10:52 PM	#132
futureMACH1racer Si vis pacem, para bellum 2003 Jeep Wrangler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fuckin' yo couch.... Posts: 5,453	I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's fking socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science. __________________ In the 80's.... we had Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama, No Hope, and No Cash..** “One difference between a liberal and a pickpocket is that if you demand your money back from a pickpocket, he won't question your motives”

September 15th, 2008, 11:07 PM	#134
futureMACH1racer Si vis pacem, para bellum 2003 Jeep Wrangler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fuckin' yo couch.... Posts: 5,453	__________________ In the 80's.... we had Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama, No Hope, and No Cash.. “One difference between a liberal and a pickpocket is that if you demand your money back from a pickpocket, he won't question your motives”

September 15th, 2008, 11:15 PM	#136
futureMACH1racer Si vis pacem, para bellum 2003 Jeep Wrangler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Fuckin' yo couch.... Posts: 5,453	I've been like this since kindergarten. I had my first kiss in like 1st grade. I know this because I got in trouble for it. I used to buy Yikes Pencils for all of the girls back then. I also used to have girls calling my house back then. You could say that ever since I was born that I've been a ladies man. __________________ In the 80's.... we had Ronald Reagan, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have Obama, No Hope, and No Cash.. “One difference between a liberal and a pickpocket is that if you demand your money back from a pickpocket, he won't question your motives”

September 17th, 2008, 12:57 AM	#138
Mickey I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,171	make small talk with her and make her laugh a few times before immediately asking her what her plans r for the weekend __________________ 488rwhp @ 6.9psi

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September 15th, 2008, 07:08 AM	#122
Regency 2007 Hardcore Enthusiast F-150 FX4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: Memphrica Posts: 1,155	If you want to get the girl, sing her "The Total Eclipse of a Fart"

September 17th, 2008, 01:04 AM	#140
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,956	listening to girls yammer on about stupid shit is the most ridiculously boring thing that can happen to you when ur tryin to get laid listen long enough to find something to pick on her about then make her laugh at herself.. they enjoy laughing if ur not funny, then ya, ur best bet is to listen.. i guess

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