[ZOOTOXIN]

Originally Posted by Kid Stang If you're not a compulsive tooth-brusher, become one! Nothing is a bigger turn off for ladies than a guy with crypt breath making small talk. Gum or mints help. Clean fingernails, shave before you go out, or if you're into facial hair, try to keep it neat. Shirts with sayings or images that may be hilarious to you could make women uncomfortable. Every thing you're about to say, take the time to run it over in your head first, because you don't want to say something retarded. "That sounded suave in my head, WTF!?" Also, try to keep your crazy exploits (if any) out of the picture, even if you've done the craziest shit ever, you'll likely seema liar or boastful.

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I say listen to this guy. he is the only one who has girl next to him in his sig.

[Regency 2007]

If you want to get the girl, sing her "The Total Eclipse of a Fart"

[TheUNZippee!]

Don't forget to shave your taint.

[graystang01]

or let her shave it

[TheUNZippee!]

Originally Posted by graystang01 or let me shave it with me teef

[graystang01]

hey... i gotz rent to pay

[ZOOTOXIN]

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee! Don't forget to shave your taint.

taints are back in, dont sabatage the kids chances. Show the taint, flash the taint and let the taint hang out. Hell curl it if you can. Girls diggit the most.

Remember, the two best things since sliced bread are "Untamed Taint" and "Canandians". Whats up ZIPP!?

[thorpedo26]

Originally Posted by ZOOTOXIN taints are back in, dont sabatage the kids chances. Show the taint, flash the taint and let the taint hang out. Hell curl it if you can. Girls diggit the most. Remember, the two best things since sliced bread are "Untamed Taint" and "Canandians". Whats up ZIPP!?

interesting

[ZOOTOXIN]

Originally Posted by thorpedo26 interesting

what's taint?

[MamaStang]

Originally Posted by ZOOTOXIN what's taint?

r u serious?

[MamaStang]

Thor - Here's all the advice you need for gettin' girls

SMOOOOOOOOCH

YouTube - Tone Loc - Funky Cold Medina

[futureMACH1racer]

I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's f**king socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science.

[ZOOTOXIN]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's f**king socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science.

MM Man of the year! no man just kiddin

[futureMACH1racer]

[zinc02GT]

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer I have swagger, I don't maintain the taint, I don't shave my chest, I don't pluck my eyebrows, and I don't wear cologne, I don't dress flashy, I don't wear bling, I only wear a watch, I dress in clothes that compliment me, even if they're not exactly the latest fashion, I wear what works for me, I don't have a $10k watch, I don't drive an Aston Martin DB9, I don't have a foreign accent, I don't look like Brad Pitt, and I don't have the intellect of Albert Einstein, but I get women, I get beautiful drop dead gorgeous women. Why? because I'm confident, and I will talk to them until my face turns blue, I will compliment them unexpectedly, never when a woman is fishing for a compliment. If a woman is hot, but bore's the shit out of me, I walk away. I don't put myself out there as available and easily had. I put myself out there as I'm not interested, and I really don't find you interesting, but I'll talk to be nice. Women want what they can't have. They like the challenge, they don't want some guy who prays to pussaliah everynight while jacking off to a 3yr old Playboy, they want the guy that doesn't care if they're in the room or not, unless she's riding him like sea biscuit. Get it together my friend, it's f**king socializing with the opposite sex, not rocket science.

I LOL'd

Man Im the same way. I havent been with near as many women as you, but I knwo how to talk to a person and women. I wear offbrand shirts man. Serisouly, I own like 2 name brand shirts. both of which are Ralph Lauren Polos which were gifts, one of which was torn when it got caught on something when i walked by... I hardley wear em too...

The swagger just comes from the way you present yourself. Walk up right, chin up, that bullshit.

I was SHY as hell all through jr high. I didnt really come out till my jr year in highschool. I wish I wouldve opened up sooner

[futureMACH1racer]

I've been like this since kindergarten. I had my first kiss in like 1st grade. I know this because I got in trouble for it. I used to buy Yikes Pencils for all of the girls back then. I also used to have girls calling my house back then. You could say that ever since I was born that I've been a ladies man.

[thorpedo26]

going up to a girl i barely know and asking what shes up to this weeked = weird?
shes in a class of mine

[Mickey]

make small talk with her and make her laugh a few times before immediately asking her what her plans r for the weekend

[thorpedo26]

alright haha

[MSO]

listening to girls yammer on about stupid shit is the most ridiculously boring thing that can happen to you when ur tryin to get laid

listen long enough to find something to pick on her about

then make her laugh at herself.. they enjoy laughing

if ur not funny, then ya, ur best bet is to listen.. i guess