Mystery Machine

JASonic · September 15th, 2008, 01:42 PM

Im so glad to be back so I can post my useless and pointless Clubhouse shit again.

Well, its a mystery in the toilet. As you guys know I have a son and daughter with wicked sick senses of humor. I think they've gone too far even for me this time.

It all started last week when one of them left a duce the size of a possum in the can. They didnt flush! I know it was on purpose because it was in my bathroom. I thought at first maybe they were in a hurry before school and just forgot. I know it wasnt an accident. I got back home early this morning to a mystery floater again. No fan on and no spray.This is the third turd. Both are denying the incident. Both appear guilty and it could be either one.

I dont have surveillance equipment to get catch them either. Any suggestions on catching them or retaliation?

06RedfireGT · September 15th, 2008, 01:44 PM

Put super glue on the toilet seat.

HMUSN · September 15th, 2008, 01:46 PM

flush the toilet and lock your bedroom door next time.

JASonic · September 15th, 2008, 01:48 PM

NICE! Super glue may work. They will stand up before they "stick" then I can check them for evidence later!

JASonic · September 15th, 2008, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by HMUSN

flush the toilet and lock your bedroom door next time.

I have to get a lock...I can lock it from the inside but not the outside. OMG,,,, it just occured to me, I hope its not wifey. Naw, thats too gross for her, she'd never do that.

HMUSN · September 15th, 2008, 01:50 PM

or you'll rip the skin off their asses.
your choice

JASonic · September 15th, 2008, 01:52 PM

Maybe a glue that is a little less permanent.

JASonic · September 15th, 2008, 01:52 PM

Maybe like itching powder on the seat.

dr.gonzo! · September 15th, 2008, 01:56 PM

looks like you have been struck by the phantom shitter

06RedfireGT · September 15th, 2008, 01:56 PM

Put like one of those alarm things that beep every time the door is opened on the door.

AtlanticBlue99 · September 15th, 2008, 01:57 PM

cut a hole in the floor under the toilet and "balance" it in place. when they sit to shit, they will fall. look for bruises later.

GTsetGO · September 15th, 2008, 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by JASonic

I have to get a lock...I can lock it from the inside but not the outside. OMG,,,, it just occured to me, I hope its not wifey. Naw, thats too gross for her, she'd never do that.

could be wifey. Mine has forgot to flush a time or two. But it's always been a pre-shower dump. Dump, take shower, forget to flush after shower.

That is a wonderful present to unwrap later in the day.

zinc02GT · September 15th, 2008, 02:30 PM

This is gonan be good...

MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR WIFE

Take some saran wrap, put it over the top of the toilet bowl, close the seat, and wait for a big mess...

~C~ · September 15th, 2008, 02:51 PM

Dude this post is awesome. Great joke to play on dad. If you do seran wrap, you have to do it perfectly or it wont work. You will be able to see it if the lighting is right no matter what, so check it first.

Glue is a nice touch. go do the same thing to their bathroom!

I was going to say I bet its wifey and she is letting kiddies take the blame! LOL

-Take some fly paper that is clear and lay it on the rim of the seat.
-Put some powder on the floor and on the seat....footprints and ass prints.
-vaseline the shit out of the seat. he/she will slip off it.
-remove the seat all together! Just disconnect it from the lid and make sure that the brim is nasty with dried piss stains and crap....LOL
-feed on of them corn for dinner. give it a day. look at poop.

Youngin · September 15th, 2008, 03:01 PM

take them to court. cant deny under oath

Arsenal · September 15th, 2008, 03:18 PM

Lmao this is a funny thread!

I kinda like the corn idea

Also, glad you're back jasonic

03SonicBoom · September 15th, 2008, 03:28 PM

Originally Posted by zinc02GT

Take some saran wrap, put it over the top of the toilet bowl, close the seat, and wait for a big mess...

That's what I was going to say. Super glue on the toilet seat will not work unless done right before they sit. It will dry on the seat before they sit on it.

Dennis · September 15th, 2008, 03:28 PM

ground them both for however long it taqkes for one to confess or spill their guts on the other

vfast · September 15th, 2008, 03:45 PM

take toliet seat off

September 15th, 2008, 03:57 PM

Put some bacon grease on the seat then look at their asses a day later to see which one has zits on their ass..

Put icy-hot on the seat and when it starts burnin which IT WILL! Look to see which one it is they will most likely be screaming! (When I was in basic they squirted Icy-hot on my balls when i was getting out of the shower OMFG IT BURNS!!)

Take all the toilet paper out of your bathroom..

September 15th, 2008, 01:42 PM	#1
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,406 iTrader: 20 reviews	Mystery Machine Im so glad to be back so I can post my useless and pointless Clubhouse shit again. Well, its a mystery in the toilet. As you guys know I have a son and daughter with wicked sick senses of humor. I think they've gone too far even for me this time. It all started last week when one of them left a duce the size of a possum in the can. They didnt flush! I know it was on purpose because it was in my bathroom. I thought at first maybe they were in a hurry before school and just forgot. I know it wasnt an accident. I got back home early this morning to a mystery floater again. No fan on and no spray.This is the third turd. Both are denying the incident. Both appear guilty and it could be either one. I dont have surveillance equipment to get catch them either. Any suggestions on catching them or retaliation?

September 15th, 2008, 01:44 PM	#2
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,211 iTrader: 2 reviews	Put super glue on the toilet seat. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

September 15th, 2008, 01:46 PM	#3
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 36,836 iTrader: 9 reviews	flush the toilet and lock your bedroom door next time. __________________

September 15th, 2008, 01:50 PM	#6
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 36,836 iTrader: 9 reviews	or you'll rip the skin off their asses. your choice __________________

September 15th, 2008, 01:56 PM	#10
06RedfireGT One Man Wolf Pack 2006 Mustang GT 13ish....maybe Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Regulatin On Some OGs Posts: 22,211 iTrader: 2 reviews	Put like one of those alarm things that beep every time the door is opened on the door. __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

September 15th, 2008, 01:48 PM	#4
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,406 iTrader: 20 reviews	NICE! Super glue may work. They will stand up before they "stick" then I can check them for evidence later!

September 15th, 2008, 01:52 PM	#7
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,406 iTrader: 20 reviews	Maybe a glue that is a little less permanent.

September 15th, 2008, 01:57 PM	#11
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,859 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	cut a hole in the floor under the toilet and "balance" it in place. when they sit to shit, they will fall. look for bruises later. __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

September 15th, 2008, 02:30 PM	#13
zinc02GT HUGE RED HEADED DUDE W/FIVE-OH 2011 Mustang GT 12.1 @ 116 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Alabama Posts: 5,349 iTrader: 1 reviews	This is gonan be good... MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR WIFE Take some saran wrap, put it over the top of the toilet bowl, close the seat, and wait for a big mess... __________________ Mods in garage. New mods, new track times soon.

September 15th, 2008, 02:51 PM	#14
~C~ ~C~, The Other White Meat! Y2K YellowJacket GT ~TBD~ Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West side B-More Posts: 1,710 iTrader: 2 reviews	Dude this post is awesome. Great joke to play on dad. If you do seran wrap, you have to do it perfectly or it wont work. You will be able to see it if the lighting is right no matter what, so check it first. Glue is a nice touch. go do the same thing to their bathroom! I was going to say I bet its wifey and she is letting kiddies take the blame! LOL -Take some fly paper that is clear and lay it on the rim of the seat. -Put some powder on the floor and on the seat....footprints and ass prints. -vaseline the shit out of the seat. he/she will slip off it. -remove the seat all together! Just disconnect it from the lid and make sure that the brim is nasty with dried piss stains and crap....LOL -feed on of them corn for dinner. give it a day. look at poop. __________________ BLOWN Bumblebeast! 370 rwhp / 381 ft lbs ~Tuned by JJ at WMS "Like the blind man says......We shall see...."

September 15th, 2008, 03:01 PM	#15
Youngin Hip Hop Artist Byebye V6~ Welcome Home New Pony :P Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Californ-i-A Posts: 6,535 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 1 reviews	take them to court. cant deny under oath __________________ ItaliStang Made.. Maybe Red But Makes One Hell Of A Sig http://www.myspace.com/moddedmustangz Modded Mustang's Song

September 15th, 2008, 03:45 PM	#19
vfast Banned Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: shimmy shack takeout Posts: 1,092 iTrader: 0 reviews	take toliet seat off __________________ EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO MY OPINION:cool: 6'ers are for kids 1965 chevelle SS 421 sbc 6 speed, 3.90 gears,alum d-shaft, brodix heads,roller cam,925 AED carb...grocery getter[COLOR="Red"]RIP[/COLOR]

September 15th, 2008, 03:57 PM	#20
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	Put some bacon grease on the seat then look at their asses a day later to see which one has zits on their ass.. Put icy-hot on the seat and when it starts burnin which IT WILL! Look to see which one it is they will most likely be screaming! (When I was in basic they squirted Icy-hot on my balls when i was getting out of the shower OMFG IT BURNS!!) Take all the toilet paper out of your bathroom..

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