One thing to do or say that will guarantee...no 2nd date!

BLKGT · December 3rd, 2006, 09:04 PM

One thing to do or say that will guarantee...no 2nd date!

Grown man says...

I still live at home because nobody pops the zits on my back like mom!

232stang · December 3rd, 2006, 09:10 PM

oh your not gay.

BLKGT · December 3rd, 2006, 09:20 PM

Have you gained weight sense I asked you out?

232stang · December 3rd, 2006, 09:28 PM

your moms much better in bed

itschristorres8 · December 3rd, 2006, 09:49 PM

look at some other girl and talk about how they have a nice ass or tits

BWAL · December 3rd, 2006, 09:58 PM

my last date is now hanging in a butcher shop. bwahahahaha

WAVEBYE · December 3rd, 2006, 10:16 PM

i know this guy from thats british and on the weekends we get in his motorcar and drive really fast around corners.

Dennis · December 4th, 2006, 02:53 AM

so what ya say you me jello duct tape and a cheese grater

Cricket · December 4th, 2006, 02:56 AM

Can you excuse me...my wife is calling.

itschristorres8 · December 4th, 2006, 03:01 AM

Ah man my crabs are really bothering the shit outta me

or

hold up one sec i gotta take these pills for my HIV

232stang · December 4th, 2006, 03:05 AM

its not my fault i got limp. its those damn condoms i swear it made me numb!

ChrisJ · December 4th, 2006, 03:09 AM

I wish your mom's looks ran in your family...Maybe you f*ck better...

Slicey · December 4th, 2006, 12:42 PM

Farting on her face. No joke. They wont go out again.

WAVEBYE · December 4th, 2006, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by cherry99gt

Farting on her face. No joke. They wont go out again.

they probably won't get up again either. lol

GTsetGO · December 4th, 2006, 01:09 PM

wow, you are nothing what I anticipated. And that's not a good thing.

Grimmy · December 4th, 2006, 06:32 PM

I forgot my wallet at home, could you take care of the check

itschristorres8 · December 4th, 2006, 06:33 PM

What the Fuck is up with your face?

WAVEBYE · December 4th, 2006, 06:50 PM

fart really loud in a restaurant and blame it on her. hahaha

232stang · December 4th, 2006, 07:13 PM

its girls like you that make guys go gay!

MSO · December 4th, 2006, 07:49 PM

damn they raised the bus fare to $1.25, looks like we hoofin it

December 3rd, 2006, 09:04 PM	#1
BLKGT Newbie Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 31 iTrader: 0 reviews	One thing to do or say that will guarantee...no 2nd date! One thing to do or say that will guarantee...no 2nd date! Grown man says... I still live at home because nobody pops the zits on my back like mom!

December 3rd, 2006, 09:49 PM	#5
itschristorres8 Banned 00 V6 & 09 GT 13.37@104.4mph--BONE stock GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: south florida Posts: 15,859 iTrader: 2 reviews	look at some other girl and talk about how they have a nice ass or tits __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Acmillr loves me

December 3rd, 2006, 10:16 PM	#7
WAVEBYE Hardcore Enthusiast 03 Mustang GT Twin Turbo 10.43 @ 139mph Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Southaven,MS Posts: 1,471 iTrader: 0 reviews	i know this guy from thats british and on the weekends we get in his motorcar and drive really fast around corners. __________________ Nobody gonna take my car Im gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car Its gonna break the speed of sound Oooh its a killing machine Its got everything Like a driving power big fat tires And everything - Deep Purple

December 4th, 2006, 03:01 AM	#10
itschristorres8 Banned 00 V6 & 09 GT 13.37@104.4mph--BONE stock GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: south florida Posts: 15,859 iTrader: 2 reviews	Ah man my crabs are really bothering the shit outta me or hold up one sec i gotta take these pills for my HIV __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Acmillr loves me

December 4th, 2006, 03:09 AM	#12
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 36,743 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 9 reviews	I wish your mom's looks ran in your family...Maybe you f*ck better... __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

December 3rd, 2006, 09:20 PM	#3
BLKGT Newbie Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 31 iTrader: 0 reviews	Have you gained weight sense I asked you out?

December 4th, 2006, 12:42 PM	#13
Slicey MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Salt Lake , UT. Drive It Like You Stole It! Posts: 3,178 iTrader: 0 reviews	Farting on her face. No joke. They wont go out again. __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #3

December 4th, 2006, 01:09 PM	#15
GTsetGO Cigar Assassin 2004 Mustang GT 12.88 @ 112 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away Posts: 13,890 iTrader: 10 reviews	wow, you are nothing what I anticipated. And that's not a good thing. __________________ Cigar Samplers for Sale

December 4th, 2006, 06:33 PM	#17
itschristorres8 Banned 00 V6 & 09 GT 13.37@104.4mph--BONE stock GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: south florida Posts: 15,859 iTrader: 2 reviews	What the Fuck is up with your face? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Acmillr loves me

December 4th, 2006, 06:50 PM	#18
WAVEBYE Hardcore Enthusiast 03 Mustang GT Twin Turbo 10.43 @ 139mph Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Southaven,MS Posts: 1,471 iTrader: 0 reviews	fart really loud in a restaurant and blame it on her. hahaha __________________ Nobody gonna take my car Im gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car Its gonna break the speed of sound Oooh its a killing machine Its got everything Like a driving power big fat tires And everything - Deep Purple

December 4th, 2006, 07:49 PM	#20
MSO Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: アメリカ Posts: 5,954 iTrader: 0 reviews	damn they raised the bus fare to $1.25, looks like we hoofin it __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [SIZE="5"][FONT="Arial Black"]OBEY THE FACE![/FONT][/SIZE] Edited By Moderator. Next time will be a ban.

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