Home Depot Scam

Bish · December 4th, 2006, 07:38 PM

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. Pretty sneaky eh?

I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

WAVEBYE · December 4th, 2006, 07:52 PM

ROFLMAO!!! i think i need some fence posts and a garden hose.

BWAL · December 4th, 2006, 07:57 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH ROFMMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA maannnnn thats hilarious.. hey WAVEBYE, come to think of it.. i believe i do too LMAO

cliff · December 4th, 2006, 08:41 PM

I like that one.

itschristorres8 · December 4th, 2006, 08:52 PM

lol i'll get a cheap wallet and put 0 money in it!

IM THERE

00vabchgt · December 4th, 2006, 09:08 PM

ROFLMAO! that's some funny shit, bro!

rednsilver91 · December 4th, 2006, 11:35 PM

LoL that was funny..

00SoSlow · December 5th, 2006, 12:49 AM

shit ill just go walk around for a lil bit hahaha

ChrisJ · December 5th, 2006, 12:50 AM

I love that joke...

I have heard it with many different stores...

Good one bro...

Bill · December 5th, 2006, 02:04 AM

heard it before from MD(joe) he posted it on another site and his wife was scared for a second.

lol

Horseshoeing · December 5th, 2006, 06:12 AM

I know this guy that he was paying for a blow job and the girl jus stopped and ran like hell. He was like" your not done yet, come back". Then he picked his pants up and his wallet was gone. Dumb ass.

Slicey · December 5th, 2006, 12:34 PM

LOL. funny stuff.

97Cobra · December 5th, 2006, 10:38 PM

lmao thats some funny shit!

FOR POINT SIX · December 6th, 2006, 12:48 AM

great, what store was this again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Horseshoeing · December 6th, 2006, 06:13 AM

Stuff like that never happens to me

The eaglenator · December 6th, 2006, 09:14 AM

I'll talk to you all later. I got a cheap wallet and I'm heading for Home Depot. Oh yeah I bought a gross when I got my wallet. Just in case.

97Cobra · December 6th, 2006, 11:14 AM

ive only made 20 trips to home depo today....lmao

Horseshoeing · December 6th, 2006, 02:09 PM

Here at work there at lot of street walkers that will do you for a ride down the street.

232stang · December 6th, 2006, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Horseshoeing

Here at work there at lot of street walkers that will do you for a ride down the street.

nice. i smell std's galore lol.

Bish · December 7th, 2006, 12:48 AM

The word is getting around. Everyone is sold out of wallets.

December 4th, 2006, 07:38 PM	#1
Bish Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 768 iTrader: 0 reviews	Home Depot Scam A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. Pretty sneaky eh? I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets. __________________ Bish

December 4th, 2006, 07:52 PM	#2
WAVEBYE Hardcore Enthusiast 03 Mustang GT Twin Turbo 10.43 @ 139mph Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Southaven,MS Posts: 1,471 iTrader: 0 reviews	ROFLMAO!!! i think i need some fence posts and a garden hose. __________________ Nobody gonna take my car Im gonna race it to the ground Nobody gonna beat my car Its gonna break the speed of sound Oooh its a killing machine Its got everything Like a driving power big fat tires And everything - Deep Purple

December 4th, 2006, 07:57 PM	#3
BWAL MSTRB8N & MDR8N 2021 Mustang V15 Quad Turbo with nawz Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: On The Shaft Posts: 19,662 Blog Entries: 2 iTrader: 4 reviews	BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH ROFMMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA maannnnn thats hilarious.. hey WAVEBYE, come to think of it.. i believe i do too LMAO __________________ MM 1 am boner crew Cars and mod list in garage i like veiny meat sliding between my buttcheeks

December 4th, 2006, 08:52 PM	#5
itschristorres8 Banned 00 V6 & 09 GT 13.37@104.4mph--BONE stock GT Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: south florida Posts: 15,806 iTrader: 2 reviews	lol i'll get a cheap wallet and put 0 money in it! IM THERE __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Acmillr loves me

December 4th, 2006, 11:35 PM	#7
rednsilver91 MM Fanatic 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,224 iTrader: 0 reviews	LoL that was funny.. __________________ 8t6 + Red = Cooler than you! Official MM Zeppelineers - Founding Member Proud Member of Los Latinos Unidos de Modded Mustangs MM Hottie Club Member

December 4th, 2006, 08:41 PM	#4
cliff Regular Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 95 iTrader: 0 reviews	I like that one.

December 5th, 2006, 12:49 AM	#8
00SoSlow Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Pewaukee, Wisconsin Posts: 1,340 iTrader: 0 reviews	shit ill just go walk around for a lil bit hahaha __________________ 2000 V6 Performance Red @ Cardomain Was fun but a waste... 1987 LX Hatch \| Soon to be a 600hp monster

December 5th, 2006, 12:50 AM	#9
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 38,220 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 10 reviews	I love that joke... I have heard it with many different stores... Good one bro... __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

December 5th, 2006, 02:04 AM	#10
Bill Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,327 iTrader: 0 reviews	heard it before from MD(joe) he posted it on another site and his wife was scared for a second. lol __________________ Too often, We lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only take 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that Mother@#?!&! upside the head!!

December 5th, 2006, 06:12 AM	#11
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	I know this guy that he was paying for a blow job and the girl jus stopped and ran like hell. He was like" your not done yet, come back". Then he picked his pants up and his wallet was gone. Dumb ass. __________________ Classic Mustangs are the best! Get one.

December 5th, 2006, 12:34 PM	#12
Slicey MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Salt Lake , UT. Drive It Like You Stole It! Posts: 3,178 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL. funny stuff. __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #3

December 5th, 2006, 10:38 PM	#13
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 6,521 iTrader: 1 reviews	lmao thats some funny shit! __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

December 6th, 2006, 12:48 AM	#14
FOR POINT SIX Enthusiast Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 679 iTrader: 0 reviews	great, what store was this again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ http://www.myspace.com/forpointsix My Garage

December 6th, 2006, 06:13 AM	#15
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	Stuff like that never happens to me __________________ Classic Mustangs are the best! Get one.

December 6th, 2006, 09:14 AM	#16
The eaglenator Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Herrin Il Posts: 2,238 iTrader: 0 reviews	I'll talk to you all later. I got a cheap wallet and I'm heading for Home Depot. Oh yeah I bought a gross when I got my wallet. Just in case. __________________ Offical MM Zepplineers crew member #4-Commander

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December 6th, 2006, 11:14 AM	#17
97Cobra I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1997 Mustang Cobra 1/8 - 8.89@86mph Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Colorado Springs Posts: 6,521 iTrader: 1 reviews	ive only made 20 trips to home depo today....lmao __________________ Modifications and pics in my Garage... Reps Appreciated!

December 6th, 2006, 02:09 PM	#18
Horseshoeing Classic Moderator Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: GA Posts: 4,177 iTrader: 0 reviews	Here at work there at lot of street walkers that will do you for a ride down the street. __________________ Classic Mustangs are the best! Get one.

December 7th, 2006, 12:48 AM	#20
Bish Enthusiast Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 768 iTrader: 0 reviews	The word is getting around. Everyone is sold out of wallets. __________________ Bish

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