[JASonic]

right before I fell asleep last night. Whoaaaaaa,,, serious food hangover. My colon is screaming. I have an appointment with a client at 11 this morning too. I hope this clears through or they will be wanting my candles and not my GPS.

I hope theres a dog in the room to blame

[graystang01]

just let one loose and be like "damn... this chair sounds like its about to fall apart. and it smells funny too!" then fall in the floor and start twitchin and floppin. after about 5 minutes of that tell them that their crappy chair threw you into a seizure and if they dont buy your stuff you're gonna sue em.

[JASonic]

thats a good plan. Well, I just downed some coffee on top of this intestinal mess. Like putting jet fuel on a fire.

[graystang01]

go take a massive bowel movement. and if anyone else is in the house be sure to scream and moan

[Arsenal]

This thread delivers.

[04mustang232]

hahahaha, man why would you do that to yourself. If i were you, id take some superpump 250 and youll shit yourself before your appointment.

[WAR-PARTY]

Well here is just a thought

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea


You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea


It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!!
When you're sittin on the John

And the toilet paper's gone
Be a man
And use your hand!
If you're swimming in the pool

And you feel something cool...Diarrhea!
And your butt starts to pee...
If you're walkin up the ladder
And you feel something
splatter....Diarrhea!!

When you're sittin in your Chevy
And you feel something heavy...
When you're sitting in class
And you feel something
splash...DIARRHEA!!

When you're playing w/ your pet
And you feel something wet...
When you're shooting a foul
And there's a movement in your
bowel...Diarrhea!!

When you're sitting on your tush
And you have to give a push...
When you're running down the road
And you can't control your
load...Diarrhea!!

When you're feelin pretty mellow
And you see brownish-yellow...
When you're the batter up to hit
And you have to take a
shittt....Diarrhea!!

When your stomach kinda hurts
And you start to get the squirts...
When you're drinking orange juice
And you feel something
loose....Diarrhea!!

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst....
When you're putting on a dress
And you feel something
press....Diarrhea!!

When you're lookin at a map
And you feel yourself crap...
When you're sleepin in Spanish class
And shittt leaks out your
assss....Diarrhea!!

If you're sittin in your chair
And you feel something tear...
If you're sittin in a stall
And you feel something
fall....Diarrhea!!

If you're feeling something rumble
And you think your going to tumble...
When you're riding a horse
And you feel something
coarse....Diarrhea!!

When you're shifting into gear
And you feel something smear....
When you're looking at your shoes
And you feel something
ooze....Diarrhea!!

When you're sittin in a booth
And you feel something smooth....
When you're putting on a skirt
and you start to get the
sqirts....Diarrhea!!

When you're seeing polka dots
And you start to get the trots...
When you're taking a piss
And you see something
miss....Diarrhea!!

You're about to take a quiz
And your *** begins to fizz....
DIARRHEA!!!!

[G.T. Rags]

dude, did u shit urself at work or what?

[Traidmarx]

lmao!!!!

[tayboo24]

War-Party. ... i'm just impressed.