Wine Or Water?

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 11:43 AM

Wine .....

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop,

Wine = Health,

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit .

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

00vabchgt · October 15th, 2008, 11:44 AM

my wife and i use a Brita filter because i'm already full of shit...

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 11:45 AM

Me too...lol

We got the flavor one from someone as a wedding gift...

AtlanticBlue99 · October 15th, 2008, 11:46 AM

i use PUR instead of Brita. damn. but i also drink tea. sweet tea. yummy southern sweet tea.

GTsetGO · October 15th, 2008, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by ChrisJ

Me too...lol

We got the shit flavored one from someone as a wedding gift...

and your welcome.

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

and your welcome.

Oh damn...Was that from you?

If so we love it...WE got the lemon additive...

Aiden enjoys it to...

AtlanticBlue99 · October 15th, 2008, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

and your welcome.

GTsetGO · October 15th, 2008, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by ChrisJ

Oh damn...Was that from you?

If so we love it...WE got the lemon additive...

Aiden enjoys it to...

look at the edit fool.

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 11:50 AM

Originally Posted by GTsetGO

look at the edit fool.

Yeah I saw it thats why I put the info about us buying the lemon additive for it...Your getting slow in your old age arent ya?lol

GTsetGO · October 15th, 2008, 11:52 AM

ahhh, i figured you skipped right over that. lol

MY BAD

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 11:54 AM

lol

00vabchgt · October 15th, 2008, 12:15 PM

mmm lemon flavored poop...

graystang01 · October 15th, 2008, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by 00vabchgt

mmm lemon flavored poop...

mmm.. lemon shit-sicles

GTsetGO · October 15th, 2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by 00vabchgt

mmm lemon flavored poop...

tastes like budlite lime. mmmmmm

00vabchgt · October 15th, 2008, 12:39 PM

i just say no to Bud Light lime. i tried Miller Chill last summer. i almost got through half of one...

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 12:41 PM

I try to say no to Bud Light in general...

If I am going to drink a lite beer its going to be a Miller Lite...

Just say no to "GH" Lite beer...

graystang01 · October 15th, 2008, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by 00vabchgt

i just say no to Bud Light lime. i tried Miller Chill last summer. i almost got through half of one...

bud light lime isnt that bad. i had 6 of em when i stayed with a friend a few months ago

DeMello · October 15th, 2008, 12:48 PM

Md Ftmw

ChrisJ · October 15th, 2008, 12:49 PM

Originally Posted by DeMello

Md Ftmw

I drank that before I was old enough to buy my own as well...

DeMello · October 15th, 2008, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by ChrisJ

I drank that before I was old enough to buy my own as well...

ive had beer. ive had wine. ive had shots of alcohol. ive had water

again...MD FTMW

October 15th, 2008, 11:43 AM	#1
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 38,220 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 10 reviews	Wine Or Water? Wine ..... To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health, Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit . There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service. __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

October 15th, 2008, 11:45 AM	#3
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 38,220 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 10 reviews	Me too...lol We got the flavor one from someone as a wedding gift... __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

October 15th, 2008, 11:46 AM	#4
AtlanticBlue99 I Post Entirely Way Too Much 1999 Ford Mustang V6 14.79 @ 92.15 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: University of Georgia Posts: 8,854 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 0 reviews	i use PUR instead of Brita. damn. but i also drink tea. sweet tea. yummy southern sweet tea. __________________ ModdedAutos 1999 Mustang V6 I used to list my mods here but stopped when I exceeded 255 characters.

October 15th, 2008, 11:52 AM	#10
GTsetGO Cigar Assassin 2004 Mustang GT 12.88 @ 112 Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away Posts: 14,084 iTrader: 10 reviews	ahhh, i figured you skipped right over that. lol MY BAD __________________ Cigar Samplers for Sale 2008 Acura TL-S - 2008 Honda Pilot EX-SE - 2008 Cain F Big Bear Paradox

October 15th, 2008, 11:54 AM	#11
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 38,220 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 10 reviews	lol __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

October 15th, 2008, 12:41 PM	#16
ChrisJ RLY SRS Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Ft. Meade, MD Posts: 38,220 Blog Entries: 4 iTrader: 10 reviews	I try to say no to Bud Light in general... If I am going to drink a lite beer its going to be a Miller Lite... Just say no to "GH" Lite beer... __________________ 2008 Acura TL Type-S - 2008 EB Ford Expedition - 2002 Boosted GT - Sold Facebook Google+

October 15th, 2008, 12:48 PM	#18
DeMello Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 3,947 iTrader: 1 reviews	Md Ftmw __________________ Just Another Bolt on GT [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/54f5ua.jpg[/IMG] Stock Longblock - 287/276 Low 12s NA! 10s on the spray?

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