the car is wrecked.......

psycho bob · October 24th, 2008, 06:56 AM

so my fiancee who drives my car like once a month to keep the fluids circulated and all the joints from going to hell was going along and all hell came to an end...... she rear ended some guy. i asked her what happened and this is what she said.

she was driving and it had been raining for a couple weeks and finally it had dried up. (she's been learned not to drive it while it's wet out) she said, "there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...

okay zip you can go ahead and move this now and yes i know i'm a bastard.

2006greyGT · October 24th, 2008, 07:01 AM

don't be the boy who cried wolf.... and you do proclaim yourself as Psycho...

06blackbetty · October 24th, 2008, 07:02 AM

That sucks bro.

Do you know how bad the damage is yet? BTW I think its awesome that your fiance actually said that shit to him.

psycho bob · October 24th, 2008, 07:19 AM

everyone needs a little humor everyonce in a while and not everyone will visit the clubhouse so i figured i'd bring it over here. well that is till it get's quickly removed.

ROUSH STAGE II · October 24th, 2008, 08:41 AM

That's funny...you had me going for a minute LOL!!!!

tribaltek · October 24th, 2008, 10:10 AM

Zing!!!

ixmotoxi · October 24th, 2008, 12:26 PM

that is pretty hilarious. ha, I couldn't even imagine the look on the guy's face when it registered in his head what your fiancee just said to him. hahaha

Emay · October 24th, 2008, 12:48 PM

I'm guessing the car is not wrecked and this is just a funny...

KingKelleyxSHREDx · October 24th, 2008, 01:37 PM

Sucks about the car, but that was hilarious, your fiance is hardcore!

07KenneBellChargedGT · October 24th, 2008, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by Emay

I'm guessing the car is not wrecked and this is just a funny...

hopefully.

yojoe600 · October 24th, 2008, 02:40 PM

thats funnny haha

Mickey · October 24th, 2008, 02:45 PM

sounds like the car was actually wrecked to me...

06GTMustang89 · October 24th, 2008, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by Mickey

sounds like the car was actually wrecked to me...

yeah i don't think he's making this up...if he is he's about to jinx his ass hahah

psycho bob · October 24th, 2008, 03:08 PM

no the car isn't wrecked. it's still sitting in the driveway. she just got back from driving though. hasn't put the cover back on it as it needs to be washed first.

06GTMustang89 · October 24th, 2008, 03:11 PM

i hope that didn't jinx your shit dude....the next call you get is going to be a real rear end collision haha

scramblr · October 24th, 2008, 04:31 PM

LOL...I just got the same joke via email at work yesterday.

psycho bob · October 24th, 2008, 04:34 PM

well if someone does rear end it then i won't have to pay to paint the cs facia i just bought and if she rear ends someone else then my ins. will pay for me to get a matching cs front for the rear i need to paint and maybe a hood depending on how hard she hits

it's just a car man. that's what i keep trying to tell her anyway. that's why we carry insurance right.

G.T. Rags · October 24th, 2008, 04:36 PM

repost

psycho bob · October 24th, 2008, 04:39 PM

bastard.....first time i'd ever seen it and it was on another forum that was local to my hometown

G.T. Rags · October 24th, 2008, 04:40 PM

WP posted it months ago

October 24th, 2008, 07:01 AM	#2
2006greyGT Premium Member 2006 Satin Silver GT 11.08@125.22 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: KC Posts: 3,073 iTrader: 0 reviews	don't be the boy who cried wolf.... and you do proclaim yourself as Psycho... __________________ 2.6l KENNE BELL 298 Stroker, Ported heads Pro Motion Built 3650/McLeod RST/ MGW Short Throw Long tube/O/R X /Borla Touring 8 rib/65 lb injectors/GT500 twin fuel ET Drag Slicks/3.73 gear Detroit Truetrac /CDC AGR Spoiler

October 24th, 2008, 08:41 AM	#5
ROUSH STAGE II Hardcore Enthusiast 2005 Turbonetics Baby!!! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Mauriceville, Texas Posts: 2,220 iTrader: 0 reviews	That's funny...you had me going for a minute LOL!!!! __________________ Turbonetics baby!!! 11.23@122 mph...

October 24th, 2008, 10:10 AM	#6
tribaltek Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Detroit Posts: 2,508 iTrader: 1 reviews	Zing!!! __________________ '06 Whipple'd Mustang GT (Coming Soon) '02 Supercharged Harley-Davidson F-150 (Sold) '05 Mustang GT (Sold)

October 24th, 2008, 12:26 PM	#7
ixmotoxi Enthusiast 08 Alloy GT Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: So Cal Posts: 676 iTrader: 0 reviews	that is pretty hilarious. ha, I couldn't even imagine the look on the guy's face when it registered in his head what your fiancee just said to him. hahaha __________________ vroom.

October 24th, 2008, 12:48 PM	#8
Emay May 08 ROTM 2008 Audi S6 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: S. Elgin Posts: 6,686 iTrader: 3 reviews	I'm guessing the car is not wrecked and this is just a funny... __________________ FLICKR Unique Imagery

October 24th, 2008, 01:37 PM	#9
KingKelleyxSHREDx Regular 07 Mustang GT Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 190 iTrader: 0 reviews	Sucks about the car, but that was hilarious, your fiance is hardcore! __________________ 07 GT Black with Gold Stripes

October 24th, 2008, 02:45 PM	#12
Mickey I Post Entirely Way Too Much Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 6,391 iTrader: 0 reviews	sounds like the car was actually wrecked to me... __________________ Under Construction

October 24th, 2008, 03:11 PM	#15
06GTMustang89 MM Fanatic 2006 Mustang GT 6spd 12.61@109mph Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,178 iTrader: 0 reviews	i hope that didn't jinx your shit dude....the next call you get is going to be a real rear end collision haha __________________ JLT CAI: KOOKS LT's: Comp NSR II's: 4.56's: TR6060: Steeda LCA, UCA: QA1's: Roush rear springs...see garage for more.

October 24th, 2008, 04:31 PM	#16
scramblr Regular 2006 Mustang GT Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spangdahlem Air Base, Germany Posts: 411 iTrader: 0 reviews	LOL...I just got the same joke via email at work yesterday. __________________ 11.67 - 1.64 60' @ 119mph Livernois 298ci Stroker, Saleen S/C, GT500 FPs, SD 60# inj, GT500 T/B, Thump Tensioner, BGG 8 Rib, Kooks, Gords HE, 4.10, TrueTrac, Spec 3+, Pro 5.0

Remove Advertisements Sponsored Links
Ford Mustang Forum Advertisement

LinkBacks (?) LinkBack to this Thread: http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums/clubhouse/94457-car-wrecked.html
Posted By	For	Type	Date
the car is wrecked.......	This thread	Refback	October 24th, 2008 03:00 PM

Threads Similar to: the car is wrecked.......
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
almost wrecked new car	Elder	The Clubhouse	7	February 25th, 2008 12:16 AM
Wrecked Car	scxc15	V6 Mustangs	23	January 24th, 2008 01:14 AM
i wrecked my car.	B0B	The Clubhouse	14	November 30th, 2007 11:43 PM
Wrecked my Car	Thewolfman456	The Clubhouse	54	October 29th, 2007 08:39 PM
wrecked car.....	GotBoost232	V6 Mustangs	45	January 25th, 2007 01:15 AM

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:13 PM.
Contact Us - Modded Mustangs : Ford Mustang Forums - Privacy Statement - Top
Modded Mustangs is ©2005-2008, All Rights Reserved, And is Not Affiliated with Ford Motor Company. Forum is powered by vBulletin ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Ent. Ltd. & SEO by vBSEO 3.3.2 ©2009, Crawlability, Inc.