lighted geese warning

JASonic · December 3rd, 2008, 08:50 AM

To the kids that keep putting my lighted Christmas geese in sexual positions in my front yard-

I'm watching you.

XTCNAGT · December 3rd, 2008, 08:50 AM

graystang01 · December 3rd, 2008, 08:51 AM

pics please

Flynnster · December 3rd, 2008, 08:52 AM

O come on, it's a little funny. My friends do it to all the deer in the neighborhood.

XTCNAGT · December 3rd, 2008, 08:53 AM

He just said he was watching them....

Didn't mention he was watching them from behind the curtains...with high heels on....and his pants around his ankles.

JASonic · December 3rd, 2008, 08:56 AM

Its really funny but I cant let them know I think that. Its my daughters little girlfriends.
I moved them back. They'll do it again tonight just to piss me off! They are the same little dorks that beg me to drop them at the movies and take them to the ice skating rink.
Here's a picture.... my hired guns to hunt them down! LOL!

JASonic · December 3rd, 2008, 08:57 AM

< looks good in heels! LOL!

December 3rd, 2008, 09:01 AM

I need some special candles bro. Lavender..

XTCNAGT · December 3rd, 2008, 09:02 AM

Run wiring out to electrify the geese.

You'll find their smoldering bodies in the neighbors trees in the morning. Bet they won't touch your shit anymore.

JASonic · December 3rd, 2008, 09:15 AM

Originally Posted by XTCNAGT

Run wiring out to electrify the geese.

You'll find their smoldering bodies in the neighbors trees in the morning. Bet they won't touch your shit anymore.

I was thinking maybe some super glue? Or white paint (not permanent). Its funny, it used to be the little boys in the neighborhood doing shit like this. Now the girls are just as bad. Its funny.

algx · December 3rd, 2008, 10:27 AM

They used to do it to me too...
Set up my hunting trail cam (infra red lighting)
Put up the pictures on the convenience store billboard.
They were just unclear enough to not know from which yard they were taken, but showed the little punks outfits well enough so their friends/parents could recognize them...
Problem solved! And for the whole neighborhood too!
Was funny though...The stuff they had the deer do...

sgrcltpunk · December 3rd, 2008, 10:49 AM

jizz on them all over them then you will get your satisfaction

03_StangGuy · December 3rd, 2008, 10:56 AM

yous hould take pics next time before you fix them.

White99stang · December 3rd, 2008, 11:45 AM

mmm A10 warthogs, my absolute favorite plane

GreenFaleen · December 3rd, 2008, 12:03 PM

paintball gun sitting in the trees

~C~ · December 3rd, 2008, 12:12 PM

just run out from the bushes screaming and chasing them. then tell them you know who they are and you are going to tell their parents.....then no more trips to the movies.

or set up a sapling with a rope tied to the end, rope tied in a slipknot at the other end spread in a circle with a trigger. kid moves the goose, she is upside down hanging from the tree.

silver_fbody · December 3rd, 2008, 12:20 PM

set up a minefield

~C~ · December 3rd, 2008, 12:26 PM

Just leave em humping. See if they put them back to normal.

AnimalCrackers · December 3rd, 2008, 12:26 PM

Solution is obviously car battery and jumper cables attached to one of the geese...

Definitely need pics of this. I would say you should booby trap the geese though, put them under a tree with a bucket full of water in a branch attached by line to one of the geese, wait for them to move it and listen for the screams.

whiteboycustom · December 3rd, 2008, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by White99stang

mmm A10 warthogs, my absolute favorite plane

great plane......100000000x's better to see it in action in person

coat them with a water based paint

or fishing string tied to it that will ring a bell inside so u hear it and can run out and scare the shit out of them

December 3rd, 2008, 08:50 AM	#1
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	lighted geese warning To the kids that keep putting my lighted Christmas geese in sexual positions in my front yard- I'm watching you.

December 3rd, 2008, 10:49 AM	#12
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December 3rd, 2008, 10:56 AM	#13
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December 3rd, 2008, 08:56 AM	#6
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	Its really funny but I cant let them know I think that. Its my daughters little girlfriends. I moved them back. They'll do it again tonight just to piss me off! They are the same little dorks that beg me to drop them at the movies and take them to the ice skating rink. Here's a picture.... my hired guns to hunt them down! LOL!

December 3rd, 2008, 08:57 AM	#7
JASonic The George Forman of Keepers Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,385 iTrader: 20 reviews	< looks good in heels! LOL!

December 3rd, 2008, 09:01 AM	#8
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	I need some special candles bro. Lavender..

December 3rd, 2008, 12:12 PM	#16
~C~ ~C~, The Other White Meat! Y2K YellowJacket GT ~TBD~ Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West side B-More Posts: 1,697 iTrader: 2 reviews	just run out from the bushes screaming and chasing them. then tell them you know who they are and you are going to tell their parents.....then no more trips to the movies. or set up a sapling with a rope tied to the end, rope tied in a slipknot at the other end spread in a circle with a trigger. kid moves the goose, she is upside down hanging from the tree. __________________ BLOWN Bumblebeast! 370 rwhp / 381 ft lbs ~Tuned by JJ at WMS "Like the blind man says......We shall see...."

December 3rd, 2008, 12:20 PM	#17
silver_fbody Regular 93z, 96gt Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 78 iTrader: 0 reviews	set up a minefield __________________ 99 BMW m3 90 BMW 525i 93 Z28 93 Jeep Cherokee

December 3rd, 2008, 12:26 PM	#18
~C~ ~C~, The Other White Meat! Y2K YellowJacket GT ~TBD~ Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: West side B-More Posts: 1,697 iTrader: 2 reviews	Just leave em humping. See if they put them back to normal. __________________ BLOWN Bumblebeast! 370 rwhp / 381 ft lbs ~Tuned by JJ at WMS "Like the blind man says......We shall see...."

December 3rd, 2008, 12:26 PM	#19
AnimalCrackers Hardcore Enthusiast 2007 Mustang GT 12.6@110 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Kansas City Posts: 2,210 iTrader: 0 reviews	Solution is obviously car battery and jumper cables attached to one of the geese... Definitely need pics of this. I would say you should booby trap the geese though, put them under a tree with a bucket full of water in a branch attached by line to one of the geese, wait for them to move it and listen for the screams. __________________ Professor Crackers

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