Sex For A Fill-Up

oldernewbie · December 3rd, 2008, 08:46 PM

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time..'

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex.'

Bubba replied, 'No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.

silver99gt · December 3rd, 2008, 08:49 PM

lol nice

MamaStang · December 3rd, 2008, 08:50 PM

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graystang01 · December 3rd, 2008, 09:17 PM

not a bad idea...

98stangv6 · December 3rd, 2008, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by graystang01

not a bad idea...

+1 Im starting that tomorrow, bright and early.

graystang01 · December 3rd, 2008, 09:20 PM

im gonna make my profits even higher and sell ethanol

JStab · December 3rd, 2008, 09:27 PM

Damn, i need a gas station

Blondie99 · December 3rd, 2008, 09:30 PM

svtkidd23 · December 3rd, 2008, 09:41 PM

hahahahahahahahahaha!

v606er · December 3rd, 2008, 09:43 PM

so are you offering?

Tony_90fox · December 3rd, 2008, 10:50 PM

Lmao

December 3rd, 2008, 08:46 PM	#1
oldernewbie Softcore Porn Enthusiast Chebby Colorado 5 Banger Redlines In Neutral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: 3000 Miles East Of The West Coast Posts: 1,018 iTrader: 0 reviews	Sex For A Fill-Up A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.' Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time..' A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.' As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he don't really give away free sex.' Bubba replied, 'No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week.

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December 3rd, 2008, 08:49 PM	#2
silver99gt Regular 1998 Camaro SS Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Long Island, Kansas Posts: 431 iTrader: 1 reviews	lol nice

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