Worst Pickup Lines

MicronXD · March 22nd, 2007, 12:21 AM

hey babe... wna spice up ur life? take me home with u

I'm a minor

neckbonekat · March 22nd, 2007, 10:19 AM

Just sing this song right here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA

MicronXD · March 22nd, 2007, 10:25 AM

lmmfao when I first saw that, i was almost pissin myself... now... eh lol still funny, but i watched way too much

Racerchik02 · May 7th, 2007, 04:35 PM

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Haha my personal favorite used on me..."Wow you have the most perfect eyebrows I have ever seen...are they real?"

homebrewed · May 7th, 2007, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by Racerchik02

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Haha my personal favorite used on me..."Wow you have the most perfect eyebrows I have ever seen...are they real?"

Uhduhhhhhhhh....... Thats pretty bad...

"Hey, my names Tony an I like touchin' dogs in naughty places while I tan neked... Wanna see my tan lines?"

Tony_90fox · May 7th, 2007, 05:05 PM

"Hi, I am HB, and when i am not tossing girls off of quads, I am tossing male salads!"

homebrewed · May 7th, 2007, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

"Hi, I am HB, and when i am not tossing girls off of quads, I am tossing male salads!"

Sucks to be you...

No baby. I've never dumped a quad before. Oh that, well ya see, I did that on purpose. No really. I meant to crush that chic I met 3 days before. What?? Hey, where ya goin'?"

neckbonekat · May 8th, 2007, 08:05 AM

OK I'm going to assume you two know each other. Tony are you a man whore too?

Tony_90fox · May 8th, 2007, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by neckbonekat

OK I'm going to assume you two know each other. Tony are you a man whore too?

Only Monday-Wednesday!

We have never met before, but we joke around alot on here.

homebrewed · May 9th, 2007, 10:54 PM

We confused the hell outta neckbonekat... lol...

"Hey babe, wanna see my jockstrap?"

Tony_90fox · May 9th, 2007, 11:01 PM

"Hey babe, wanna see HB suck the sweat off a jockstrap?" lol

homebrewed · May 9th, 2007, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by Tony_90fox

"Hey babe, wanna see HB suck the sweat off a jockstrap?" lol

Cockaiss!!!! lol Good one...............

DICK................... _ _
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Tony_90fox · May 9th, 2007, 11:05 PM

You had it coming!

homebrewed · May 9th, 2007, 11:08 PM

Yes, yes I did....

Back to the game........ Maybe. Till ya'll read this one, then its another 14 pages of misc. ramblings lol

"I used to be a man..."

VSR13 · May 10th, 2007, 05:15 PM

wanna play army?.....i'll lay down and u blow the shit out of me

707Stang · May 11th, 2007, 11:36 AM

"you wanna get a pizza and fuck?"

If she says no,

"What's the matter you don't like pizza?"

Tony_90fox · May 11th, 2007, 01:07 PM

^^^haha!

Wanna see a trouser snake?

homebrewed · May 11th, 2007, 02:05 PM

"Its more like an earthworm, but whos counting??"

707Stang · May 11th, 2007, 02:45 PM

"you know i'm hung like a corn fed field mouse with a jack-hammer ass."

homebrewed · May 11th, 2007, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by It's My 69

"you know i'm hung like a corn fed field mouse with a jack-hammer ass."

I don't ever know what to say to that...

"Sup chic? Did you know that I'm kind of a big deal?"

March 22nd, 2007, 12:21 AM	#201
MicronXD Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In my command center! <br> PH34R M3!!! Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	hey babe... wna spice up ur life? take me home with u I'm a minor __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #6 - Chief Petty Officer

March 22nd, 2007, 10:19 AM	#202
neckbonekat I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2005 Cadillac STS V8 ???????????????? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 6,344 iTrader: 3 reviews	Just sing this song right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA __________________ ITEMS FOR SALE! 4.10 GEARS + BEARING KIT

March 22nd, 2007, 10:25 AM	#203
MicronXD Enthusiast Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In my command center! <br> PH34R M3!!! Posts: 527 iTrader: 0 reviews	lmmfao when I first saw that, i was almost pissin myself... now... eh lol still funny, but i watched way too much __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #6 - Chief Petty Officer

May 7th, 2007, 04:35 PM	#204
Racerchik02 Enthusiast Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the other side of the screen... Posts: 696 iTrader: 0 reviews	Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Haha my personal favorite used on me..."Wow you have the most perfect eyebrows I have ever seen...are they real?" __________________ Preview for Street Racers Gone Wild - Putfile.com "The Official Hottie of MM" The Future Mrs. Mofobucs

May 7th, 2007, 05:05 PM	#206
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	"Hi, I am HB, and when i am not tossing girls off of quads, I am tossing male salads!" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

May 8th, 2007, 08:05 AM	#208
neckbonekat I Post Entirely Way Too Much 2005 Cadillac STS V8 ???????????????? Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 6,344 iTrader: 3 reviews	OK I'm going to assume you two know each other. Tony are you a man whore too? __________________ ITEMS FOR SALE! 4.10 GEARS + BEARING KIT

May 9th, 2007, 11:01 PM	#211
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	"Hey babe, wanna see HB suck the sweat off a jockstrap?" lol __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

May 9th, 2007, 11:05 PM	#213
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	You had it coming! __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

May 10th, 2007, 05:15 PM	#215
VSR13 Enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 503 iTrader: 0 reviews	wanna play army?.....i'll lay down and u blow the shit out of me

May 11th, 2007, 11:36 AM	#216
707Stang I'm Hella From NorCal 2008 GTI 14.65 @ 99.83 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NorCal Suckas! >;) Posts: 1,160 iTrader: 0 reviews	"you wanna get a pizza and fuck?" If she says no, "What's the matter you don't like pizza?" __________________ The Curse 600 CFM Edelbrock, Hookers, Pertronix billet dizzy, Accel coil, GT40 heads, 5.0 h.o, dynomax exhaust, SSBC, FRPP 9mm wires, tci

May 11th, 2007, 01:07 PM	#217
Tony_90fox Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 3,803 iTrader: 0 reviews	^^^haha! Wanna see a trouser snake? __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] [B][U]MM Sapper Squad[/U][/B] [QUOTE=Regency 2007;1676187]MSO's stupidity has never stopped amazing me since the day he joined this forum.[/QUOTE]

May 11th, 2007, 02:45 PM	#219
707Stang I'm Hella From NorCal 2008 GTI 14.65 @ 99.83 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: NorCal Suckas! >;) Posts: 1,160 iTrader: 0 reviews	"you know i'm hung like a corn fed field mouse with a jack-hammer ass." __________________ The Curse 600 CFM Edelbrock, Hookers, Pertronix billet dizzy, Accel coil, GT40 heads, 5.0 h.o, dynomax exhaust, SSBC, FRPP 9mm wires, tci

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