Worst Pickup Lines

atlacatl213 · September 17th, 2008, 02:21 PM

fancy a fuck?

2000ranger · September 22nd, 2008, 09:40 PM

did you just fart? cuz you blew me away.

atlacatl213 · September 22nd, 2008, 09:44 PM

Excuse me... but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

foursixblurrrr03 · September 22nd, 2008, 09:48 PM

hey, does this smell like chloroform?

futureMACH1racer · September 22nd, 2008, 09:50 PM

"I want to sniff a fart out ass like a bong hit"

"You're the cheese to my macaroni"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants"

"If I told that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

dr.gonzo! · September 23rd, 2008, 03:00 AM

ask her "how much does a polar bear weigh?....Enough to break the ice, Hi Im (insert yourname here)." (way to read the first page)

or go up to her shirt and pull out the tag and be like "yep, thats what I thought...made in heaven."

"I have a sick duck do you suck dick?"

"do you wanna fuck or do I owe you an apology?"

dr.gonzo! · September 23rd, 2008, 03:15 AM

"roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"

mannymustang · September 23rd, 2008, 03:24 AM

wanna go for a ride in my basicly stock 98 v6 mustang?

1FastFox · September 23rd, 2008, 11:47 AM

Have you seen my new watch?
when she says no, you turn around wrap your dick around your wrist and present it to her...

Actually used this quite a bit in high school its got abotu a 50/50 chance of working...

dr.gonzo! · September 26th, 2008, 01:09 AM

I like the sex panthers chances better. even tho it smells like bigfoots watch

algx · October 8th, 2008, 10:07 AM

Would you have sex with a perfect stranger?
What if I told you I wasn't perfect?

Mustang RacR94 · October 8th, 2008, 12:02 PM

wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?
she replies no
you say, whats wrong you dont like pizza?

06blackbetty · October 17th, 2008, 03:06 AM

Wow, that dress is very becoming on you. Of course, Id be cumming too if I was on top of you.

fsttang96 · June 11th, 2009, 02:02 PM

Are you from Tennessee ???? Because your the only ten i see !!!!

September 22nd, 2008, 09:40 PM	#382
2000ranger Editor 1972 Dodge Dart under restoration (will we ever stop buying stuff that needs work?) Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: k.dot Wisconsin Posts: 298 iTrader: 0 reviews	did you just fart? cuz you blew me away. __________________ slow car club - crew member 6 of 9 Hoof beats are louder than Heartbeats Cat Club Co-Founder MM Snowmobile club (founder)

September 22nd, 2008, 09:50 PM	#385
futureMACH1racer I.D.G.A.F. 2009 John Deere 9670 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 11,347 iTrader: 0 reviews	"I want to sniff a fart out ass like a bong hit" "You're the cheese to my macaroni" "Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants" "If I told that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

September 23rd, 2008, 11:47 AM	#389
1FastFox Skirt Chasing Phallus Phondler Kit Car/Ducati/Explorer Nike Fast Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Indiana Posts: 10,496 iTrader: 4 reviews	Have you seen my new watch? when she says no, you turn around wrap your dick around your wrist and present it to her... Actually used this quite a bit in high school its got abotu a 50/50 chance of working... __________________ QUOTE OF THE DAY (5/25/12): “Don’t play what’s there, play what’s not there.” ‐ Miles Davis

October 8th, 2008, 12:02 PM	#392
Mustang RacR94 MM Fanatic 99 cobra N/A Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 3,171 iTrader: 0 reviews	wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck? she replies no you say, whats wrong you dont like pizza? __________________ 99 Cobra 03 Cobra motor AFCO H/E Pulley JLT CAI BBK L/T off road H/steeda catback SCT MAF Tune 03 cobra pumps HVGC

June 11th, 2009, 02:02 PM	#394
fsttang96 Regular 1996 Mustang GT need tuned Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Shanksville, PA Posts: 161 iTrader: 1 reviews	Are you from Tennessee ???? Because your the only ten i see !!!! __________________ 1 of 829 made Bright Tangerine Orange 10Lb Vortech V2,CXRacing FMIC MHS Stage 2 Blower cams,39# Injectors PI Intake,Ported and Polished NPI Heads BBK Headers,78mm BBK Throttle Body Mac H Pipe,2.5 inch Flowmaster Exhaust ,373 Gears

September 22nd, 2008, 09:48 PM	#384
foursixblurrrr03 MM's official Brony 2003 Mustang GT 14.13 @ 98.4 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Green Bay, Wisconsin Posts: 1,847 iTrader: 0 reviews	hey, does this smell like chloroform?

September 23rd, 2008, 03:24 AM	#388
mannymustang Regular 1998 mustang V6 0.2@speed of light Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: florida Posts: 277 iTrader: 0 reviews	wanna go for a ride in my basicly stock 98 v6 mustang?

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