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September 17th, 2008, 03:21 PM
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2003 Mustang V6
SupaDupaSlow
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Location: LA, CA
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fancy a fuck?
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 Minutos como fuego en la piel Minutos que me duelen sin ti minutos que no pagan pensión minutos que se roban la luz Minutos que me oxidan la fe Minutos que se estrellan en mi....son camikases de Dios. |
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September 22nd, 2008, 10:40 PM
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1964 Ford Fairlane 351C
9.64@147.37
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: in HB's basement helping with the rocket...waiting on zip to deliver the fuel.
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did you just fart? cuz you blew me away.
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September 22nd, 2008, 10:44 PM
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2003 Mustang V6
SupaDupaSlow
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: LA, CA
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Excuse me... but do you give head to strangers? No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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Minutos como fuego en la piel Minutos que me duelen sin ti minutos que no pagan pensión minutos que se roban la luz Minutos que me oxidan la fe Minutos que se estrellan en mi....son camikases de Dios. |
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September 22nd, 2008, 10:48 PM
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2003 Mustang GT
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Green Bay, Wisconsin
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hey, does this smell like chloroform?
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September 22nd, 2008, 10:50 PM
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July 08 ROTM/MM's Most Eligible Bachelor
2004 Mach 1
Too Slow
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Giving Zip an Amish Butter Churn
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"I want to sniff a fart out ass like a bong hit"
"You're the cheese to my macaroni" "Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants" "If I told that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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September 23rd, 2008, 04:00 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: kc mo
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ask her "how much does a polar bear weigh?....Enough to break the ice, Hi Im (insert yourname here)." (way to read the first page)
or go up to her shirt and pull out the tag and be like "yep, thats what I thought...made in heaven." "I have a sick duck do you suck dick?" "do you wanna fuck or do I owe you an apology?"
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September 23rd, 2008, 04:15 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: kc mo
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"roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I"
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September 23rd, 2008, 04:24 AM
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1998 mustang V6
0.2@speed of light
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: florida
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wanna go for a ride in my basicly stock 98 v6 mustang?
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September 23rd, 2008, 12:47 PM
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2006 Aston Martin DB9
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Indiana
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Have you seen my new watch?
when she says no, you turn around wrap your dick around your wrist and present it to her... Actually used this quite a bit in high school its got abotu a 50/50 chance of working...
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September 26th, 2008, 02:09 AM
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I like the sex panthers chances better. even tho it smells like bigfoots watch
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October 8th, 2008, 11:07 AM
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2007 REDFIRE VERT GT/CS
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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Would you have sex with a perfect stranger?
What if I told you I wasn't perfect?
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October 8th, 2008, 01:02 PM
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03 mach 1
13.2@109
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Mooretownship,PA kinda close to allentown
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wanna go out for a pizza and a fuck?
she replies no you say, whats wrong you dont like pizza?
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October 17th, 2008, 04:06 AM
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2006 Mustang GT
14.40@97.76 Track@5800 ft.
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Location: Denver
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Wow, that dress is very becoming on you. Of course, Id be cumming too if I was on top of you.
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