Worst Pickup Lines

BWAL09 · January 5th, 2007, 10:29 AM

surprised that there hasnt been anybody that has thought of this idea yet..

just list the cheesies pickup lines that you can think of

i'll start.

My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 10:50 AM

There a mirror in your pants?? cuz i can see myself in em. works on drunk chicks lol.

QuEeNiEsTaNg · January 5th, 2007, 12:01 PM

How much does a panda bear weigh?

(girl says i dont know or guesses a number)

Enough to break the ice, my name is ____________

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 12:06 PM

Hey you... whats your number.

Justincredible · January 5th, 2007, 12:19 PM

Hey...Do you like Cristmas? Because I can ring your ovaries like sleigh bells all night long.

BTW...be sure that the drunk'n mother of the girl you say this to, isnt sitting next to her at the bar. Not fun.

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Justincredible

Hey...Do you like Cristmas? Because I can ring your ovaries like sleigh bells all night long.

BTW...be sure that the drunk'n mother of the girl you say this to, isnt sitting next to her at the bar. Not fun.

LMAO sounds like a story that needs telling.

BWAL09 · January 5th, 2007, 01:05 PM

your face is like a wrench.. everytime i think about it my nuts tighten up

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 01:13 PM

What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Cricket · January 5th, 2007, 01:20 PM

"Excuse me miss...I think you dropped your name tag." (hand her a sugar packet)

I don't know which is more stupid. The pick up lines...or the people using the pick up lines.

FaStStAnG5-0 · January 5th, 2007, 01:24 PM

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

00vabchgt · January 5th, 2007, 01:32 PM

how would you like your eggs in the morning- scrambled or fertilized?

BWAL09 · January 5th, 2007, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by FaStStAnG5-0

"nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

ROFL

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Cricket

"Excuse me miss...I think you dropped your name tag." (hand her a sugar packet)

I don't know which is more stupid. The pick up lines...or the people using the pick up lines.

Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though

iv never used one. I just go up and start a conversation. Get their names, make some jokes ect. Im the ice breaker if we go out as a group of guys lol. They all stand in a group in the corner and wander over after lol.

00vabchgt · January 5th, 2007, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by cherry99gt

Originally Posted by Cricket

"Excuse me miss...I think you dropped your name tag." (hand her a sugar packet)

I don't know which is more stupid. The pick up lines...or the people using the pick up lines.

Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though

iv never used one. I just go up and start a conversation. Get their names, make some jokes ect. Im the ice breaker if we go out as a group of guys lol. They all stand in a group in the corner and wander over after lol.

+1 pickup lines are gay. any chick that actually goes for some of these lame-ass pickup lines isn't worth my time because she's probably a fucking idiot and i'm gonna wind up wanting to choke her out by the end of the night. it's more funny to watch your friends try them out and watch women's reactions.

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 01:38 PM

ya giving your friends bad pointers is so funny.

QuEeNiEsTaNg · January 5th, 2007, 01:41 PM

havent these guys that use these lines heard the jokes about them or what?? lol

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 01:44 PM

i guess not cause i keep hearing new ones.

00vabchgt · January 5th, 2007, 01:45 PM

most of my buddies mostly just don't care and actually try to be as offensive as possible. it gets a bigger laugh

Slicey · January 5th, 2007, 01:46 PM

depends on the group im with.

QuEeNiEsTaNg · January 5th, 2007, 01:52 PM

like the....
i lost my number can i have yours?

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QuEeNiEsTaNg Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,664	How much does a panda bear weigh? (girl says i dont know or guesses a number) Enough to break the ice, my name is ____________

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Slicey MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Salt Lake , UT. Drive It Like You Stole It! Posts: 3,179	ya giving your friends bad pointers is so funny. __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #3 http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...anner1_178.jpg

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QuEeNiEsTaNg Hardcore Enthusiast Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,664	havent these guys that use these lines heard the jokes about them or what?? lol

January 5th, 2007, 01:44 PM	#17
Slicey MM Fanatic Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Salt Lake , UT. Drive It Like You Stole It! Posts: 3,179	i guess not cause i keep hearing new ones. __________________ Official MM Zeppelineers. Crew member #3 http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...anner1_178.jpg

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