[unlicensed to drive]

There's a game called The Ruin-A-Wish Foundation on TMS, and it's fun, so I thought it would be even more fun on here, so let's begin, but first here's how you play:

1.) You make a wish.

2.) The next person grants it, but somehow makes it not so attractive, thus ruining it.

3.) That person then makes their own wish, and repeat…

For example:

Post #1:
I wish I had a million dollars.

Post #2:
Granted. But it's in pennies, which you have to count and roll yourself before you spend any of it.

I wish something exciting would happen at work today.

Post #3:
Granted. The crazed shooter will be showing up at your office first.

I wish I had a new boat.

And so on. I'll start with:

I wish there were hot chicks that are 14-16 years old in my life.

[BWAL]

granted, but they are lesbians infested with AIDS

i wish i had a Ford GT

[FX4DTUF]

granted but they both have pussy trolls and they will bite your dick off if you stick it in there

i wish i had enough money to start the build up of the fox

[FX4DTUF]

bwal your wish is granted but it has no engine trans brakes or wheels it gets delivered on blocks

i wish i could be back home right now

[unlicensed to drive]

granted, but your home is eaten half up by giant termites.

I wish I had more endurance.

[FX4DTUF]

wish has been granted but you will die of a heart attack during the middle of sex

i wish i could have AZSonics car

[unlicensed to drive]

granted, but before he sells you it he puts it back to stock.

I wish I had a bigger playroom.

[FX4DTUF]

lol i still wouldnt care id still take it hahahah

your wish has been granted but your play room is only 1 sq ft bigger and is full of boxes so you cant enter it

i wish that i was done with school already

[ReverendDexter]

Granted, but it comes from juicing, and in less than 6 months you'll have tits instead of testicles.

EDIT: Crap, I was *way* late with that one... that was for the endurance wish, hahaha.

Granted, but it's because you were forced to drop out so you could work to feed the baby your girlfriend is gonna have in two months... that you're not even sure is yours.


I wish everytime I went to buy something, I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of cash, in the right currency, to purchase it.







Side note: is part of the game that you make your wish harder to corrupt?

[FX4DTUF]

but the problem is when you go to hand the clerk the money the bills crumble into dust

i wish i could have a baconator in front of me

[ReverendDexter]

Granted, too bad it's in that 300 lb lady's hand.

I wish that I had the money for a down payment for a house.

[FX4DTUF]

the problem is when you get the money for the down payment to put a down payment on the house all the house's that you wanted to buy burn down

i wish i could have my mach 1 back

[BWAL]

granted, but the mileage is now over 200,000 and the engine is knocking

i wish i had a 12 inch wang

[FX4DTUF]

granted but the 12 inch wang you get gets cut off by a tragic chain saw accident

i wish i could have my mach back lol

[Youngin]

granted. but it will have a 3.8 in it

i wish i had herpes.

[ReverendDexter]

Granted, but the Mach 1 has obviously been totaled in the mean time, and it fixed wrong in such a way that it will never be right.

Granted, but it's silicon, in your closet, and your mother is 23 seconds away from finding it.


I wish I had more time to do the things I enjoy, without it being due to losing my job or getting insomnia.

[MamaStang]

Originally Posted by Youngin granted. but it will have a 3.8 in it i wish i had herpes.

Granted. But your lips are going to fall off.


I wish I had another wish.

[ReverendDexter]

Originally Posted by Youngin granted. but it will have a 3.8 in it i wish i had herpes.

Granted, but you're gonna get it from 12 burly men, at the same time.

I wish people would just mind their own business, and not create nanny laws because they have no sense of personal responsibility.

[futureMACH1racer]

WTF!

[unlicensed to drive]

Originally Posted by ReverendDexter Granted, but it comes from juicing, and in less than 6 months you'll have tits instead of testicles. EDIT: Crap, I was *way* late with that one... that was for the endurance wish, hahaha. Granted, but it's because you were forced to drop out so you could work to feed the baby your girlfriend is gonna have in two months... that you're not even sure is yours. I wish everytime I went to buy something, I could reach into my pocket and pull out the exact amount of cash, in the right currency, to purchase it. Side note: is part of the game that you make your wish harder to corrupt?

I don't think it is, the guy on TMS who made the game never put that in "how to play" so it doesn't apply to here either.

Originally Posted by futureMACH1racer WTF!

What?



Rev- Granted, but no one ever speaks to anyone again and the government disappears, so it's anarchy, but then again it's not since everyone ignores eachother, and the human race demises


I wish I had a source of income