Bad things to say

Jazzer The Cat · December 18th, 2010, 09:21 PM

If it is lesbian pron....? got nothin' bad to say

Asking your wife if she is interested in a 3 some with her aerobic instructor

Jaymy · December 18th, 2010, 09:37 PM

Actually, I was hoping you could just sit back and take some pictures of us doing it so I can post them for my friends on MM.

Trying to tell your GF you have the clap.

P.S. I say gay not lesbian, huge difference Jazzer... one has sword fights the other doesn't.

Jazzer The Cat · December 19th, 2010, 07:14 AM

You know how you always hear me screaming when I pee?

about to run out of gas in a VERY lousy neighborhood

PS. lesbians are gay, but knew you were referring to jousters

Jaymy · December 19th, 2010, 08:46 AM

Hey bro, maybe we can sell your annoying little girlfriend for some gas.

Finding out your wife has 1 week to live and talking to her before the doctor does.

Jazzer The Cat · December 19th, 2010, 10:33 AM

Next week all my troubles will be over. Oh... I almost forgot, the doctor called and has something he wanted to talk to you about.

Your wife gets the news and has a gun pointed at you

HMUSN · December 19th, 2010, 10:47 AM

It's okay. I probably deserve it anyway. I have been banging your sister for the past few years.

to your girlfriend after she failed a test.

Jazzer The Cat · December 19th, 2010, 12:07 PM

*unwanted pregnancy & tested positive*

Dammit!.... told you I wanted a BJ

To your g/f at the baby shower

Jazzer The Cat · January 18th, 2011, 09:31 AM

*c'mon pepes... make me bump my own association to get the game goin' again...jheez*

Damn, baby.... you fat!

as you hold your new baby for the first time

DarknessGT · February 16th, 2011, 09:26 PM

makes me wish i wore a rubber to save myself 18 years of hell.

you find out your G/F has been looking at Tiffany rings and Wedding Dresses all to often with her friends.....

SNmustang95 · February 16th, 2011, 11:53 PM

What're you trying to say here? I'm just looking after the child.

You get kicked out and have to go to your parents house.

DarknessGT · February 17th, 2011, 01:00 AM

great, now i get to listen to my parents argue which cooking channel to watch or who is going to make the coffee in the morning

spend one week at your parents house and decide to go home and listen to your crazy G/F and baby scream at everyone...

SNmustang95 · February 17th, 2011, 08:54 AM

Originally Posted by DarknessGT

great, now i get to listen to my parents argue which cooking channel to watch or who is going to make the coffee in the morning

spend one week at your parents house and decide to go home and listen to your crazy G/F and baby scream at everyone...

Where's that damn pistol I bought?

You chicken out and tell your G/F you about killed yourself. But you realize you love her.1

zinc-vert02 · February 17th, 2011, 09:26 AM

if i kill both of us it will be seen as an act of love ...(lol)

catch your buddy fucking your GF

SNmustang95 · February 17th, 2011, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by zinc-vert02

if i kill both of us it will be seen as an act of love ...(lol)

catch your buddy fucking your GF

I'd kill you. But it's boring around here without all my buddies. Please get her pregnant so you have to stay too. Otherwise I'll kill you.

Your buddy gets her pregnant but leaves

1slowv6 · March 30th, 2011, 02:52 AM

Originally Posted by SNmustang95

I'd kill you. But it's boring around here without all my buddies. Please get her pregnant so you have to stay too. Otherwise I'll kill you.

Your buddy gets her pregnant but leaves

i guess i only could've expected this.... seeing as how she was his sister.

she shows up at your door and wants to take you back

December 19th, 2010, 10:47 AM	#166
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	It's okay. I probably deserve it anyway. I have been banging your sister for the past few years. to your girlfriend after she failed a test. __________________

February 16th, 2011, 09:26 PM	#169
DarknessGT Enthusiast 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 891 iTrader: 0 reviews	makes me wish i wore a rubber to save myself 18 years of hell. you find out your G/F has been looking at Tiffany rings and Wedding Dresses all to often with her friends..... __________________ BLACK STANG CREW MEMBER #YOUDONTSAYTHAT

February 17th, 2011, 01:00 AM	#171
DarknessGT Enthusiast 2001 Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Jacksonville, NC Posts: 891 iTrader: 0 reviews	great, now i get to listen to my parents argue which cooking channel to watch or who is going to make the coffee in the morning spend one week at your parents house and decide to go home and listen to your crazy G/F and baby scream at everyone... __________________ BLACK STANG CREW MEMBER #YOUDONTSAYTHAT

February 17th, 2011, 09:26 AM	#173
zinc-vert02 Bringing Yellow Back 2002 mustang gt 12.2 at 117 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: WISCONSIN Posts: 9,967 iTrader: 1 reviews	if i kill both of us it will be seen as an act of love ...(lol) catch your buddy fucking your GF __________________ SOON TO BE 5.4 3V POWERD WITH A ROUSH CHARGER HELPING IT BAMA Performance Drag Team Member #4

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December 18th, 2010, 09:37 PM	#162
Jaymy Banned 2000 Mustang Coupe Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Glendale AZ Posts: 1,097 iTrader: 0 reviews	Actually, I was hoping you could just sit back and take some pictures of us doing it so I can post them for my friends on MM. Trying to tell your GF you have the clap. P.S. I say gay not lesbian, huge difference Jazzer... one has sword fights the other doesn't.

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Jaymy Banned 2000 Mustang Coupe Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Glendale AZ Posts: 1,097 iTrader: 0 reviews	Hey bro, maybe we can sell your annoying little girlfriend for some gas. Finding out your wife has 1 week to live and talking to her before the doctor does.

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