Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!

HMUSN · April 21st, 2011, 10:36 PM

I'm gonna text my brother and see his response.. lol

V8POWA! · April 21st, 2011, 10:36 PM

HMUSN · April 21st, 2011, 10:41 PM

You: I have a question
Him : errrr...
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Him: uhhh dude uhh you need to go to bed your drunk
Me: good night.

kenpachifknpwns · April 21st, 2011, 10:44 PM

You: I have a question
Her : Whats up
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: well...we have, but this time do you want me to bring a sheet or something? I dont feel like hearing the whole"I dont want stains in my seats" speech again! K thanks.
You: Okay......I dont want stains in my seats, be over in a minute.

All of this is good shit

B's04gt · April 21st, 2011, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Nightmare69

What the fuck are you still doing online then? lol

I'm not in town atm... :/

sikedsyko · April 21st, 2011, 11:07 PM

You: I have a question
Her : I have all the answers
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: Because I'm too sexy to make the first move
You: Coming over now

B's04gt · April 21st, 2011, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by sikedsyko

You: I have a question
Her : I have all the answers
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: Because I'm too sexy to make the first move
You: Coming over now

Are you really going over there? :shifteyes:

RZNCAIN · April 21st, 2011, 11:18 PM

I love this thread!

HMUSN · April 21st, 2011, 11:22 PM

Well it looks like I am getting laid tomorrow.. thanks mm. lol

codycat91 · April 21st, 2011, 11:25 PM

Ahh fuck, here it goes....

Me: I have a question
Her: What is it?
Me: Since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: seriously?
Her: idk lol
Me: Coming over now
Her: lol what? im not home
Her: where are you?
Me: At my house
Her: lol
Me: Where are you?
Her: omg I thought you were actually coming
Her: im a little drunk and on my way downtown haha

Not quite what I was hoping for...

kenpachifknpwns · April 21st, 2011, 11:46 PM

better get your ass downtown lol

codycat91 · April 21st, 2011, 11:51 PM

Naw I just came from there today. I finally got back home for Easter... :/

Alamo Stang · April 22nd, 2011, 12:00 AM

Which one of you is married and hasnt banged your wife yet?

codycat91 · April 22nd, 2011, 12:02 AM

I was wondering the same thing LOL

sikedsyko · April 22nd, 2011, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by B's04gt

Are you really going over there? :shifteyes:

Probably tomorrow

08blkgt500 · April 22nd, 2011, 01:03 AM

this is funny

asiansensation78 · April 22nd, 2011, 02:40 AM

Random freshman ho:

Me: I have a question
Her: sure what's up?
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: lol r you drunk?
Me: Nope
20 minutes later...
Her: because you have a girlfriend
Me: Coming over now
Her: haha what? you're joking right?
Me: I'm serious
Her: um... that's kinda abrupt
Me: on my way
Her: ok lol let's go out for a drink first and catch up. see you soon babe
Me: nope. straight dick no cuddle.

I'll update when I hear back lol

mcqueen · April 22nd, 2011, 03:11 AM

Did this to a buddy for shits and giggles

Me: I have a question
Him: Yeah?
Me: Since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Him: lmao what????
Me: Since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Him: Im not gonna bang u lol
Me: Coming over now
Him: lmao

Guess it doesn't work on guys as much

wdhurley · April 22nd, 2011, 10:43 AM

tried it on a buddy to screw with him..

me: i have a question
ryan: yeah chief
me: since we're both attractive, why haven't we banged yet?

no response after 20 minutes... bahahaha

turp · April 22nd, 2011, 11:27 AM

To da wife(I had to modify a bit)

Me: I have a question
Her: Shoot
Me: Since we're both good looking why aren't we banging right now?
Her: Cause I am at the Nail salon getting my nails done
Me: Coming Over now
Her: I think we might make a mess on Jasmin's table. I'll be home in 20.

April 21st, 2011, 10:36 PM	#21
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April 21st, 2011, 10:36 PM	#22
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April 21st, 2011, 10:41 PM	#23
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	You: I have a question Him : errrr... You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Him: uhhh dude uhh you need to go to bed your drunk Me: good night. __________________

April 21st, 2011, 10:44 PM	#24
kenpachifknpwns Captain of Squad 11 2009 Mustang 5.60 @300mph :D Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 2,144 iTrader: 0 reviews	You: I have a question Her : Whats up You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: well...we have, but this time do you want me to bring a sheet or something? I dont feel like hearing the whole"I dont want stains in my seats" speech again! K thanks. You: Okay......I dont want stains in my seats, be over in a minute. All of this is good shit __________________ MM Cleavage Club Member #3

April 21st, 2011, 11:07 PM	#26
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April 21st, 2011, 11:18 PM	#28
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April 21st, 2011, 11:22 PM	#29
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	Well it looks like I am getting laid tomorrow.. thanks mm. lol __________________

April 21st, 2011, 11:25 PM	#30
codycat91 MM Fanatic 2003 MUSTANG GT Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 3,510 iTrader: 10 reviews	Ahh fuck, here it goes.... Me: I have a question Her: What is it? Me: Since we're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: seriously? Her: idk lol Me: Coming over now Her: lol what? im not home Her: where are you? Me: At my house Her: lol Me: Where are you? Her: omg I thought you were actually coming Her: im a little drunk and on my way downtown haha Not quite what I was hoping for... __________________ 4v MMR 4.75 Stroker, Teksid block .020 over, 9.27:1CR, Posi Race Ported Eaton 4v MMR Stroker 1000 / Posi Race Ported Eaton Build How To: 2v to 4v COP Swap

April 21st, 2011, 11:46 PM	#31
kenpachifknpwns Captain of Squad 11 2009 Mustang 5.60 @300mph :D Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Florida Posts: 2,144 iTrader: 0 reviews	better get your ass downtown lol __________________ MM Cleavage Club Member #3

April 21st, 2011, 11:51 PM	#32
codycat91 MM Fanatic 2003 MUSTANG GT Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 3,510 iTrader: 10 reviews	Naw I just came from there today. I finally got back home for Easter... :/ __________________ 4v MMR 4.75 Stroker, Teksid block .020 over, 9.27:1CR, Posi Race Ported Eaton 4v MMR Stroker 1000 / Posi Race Ported Eaton Build How To: 2v to 4v COP Swap

April 22nd, 2011, 12:02 AM	#34
codycat91 MM Fanatic 2003 MUSTANG GT Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Buffalo, NY Posts: 3,510 iTrader: 10 reviews	I was wondering the same thing LOL __________________ 4v MMR 4.75 Stroker, Teksid block .020 over, 9.27:1CR, Posi Race Ported Eaton 4v MMR Stroker 1000 / Posi Race Ported Eaton Build How To: 2v to 4v COP Swap

April 22nd, 2011, 01:03 AM	#36
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April 22nd, 2011, 02:40 AM	#37
asiansensation78 Too Soon, Junior! 03 GT Vert 15:43.28@25.21 Too many naked bitches in the back Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Columbus, OH Posts: 3,742 iTrader: 4 reviews	Random freshman ho: Me: I have a question Her: sure what's up? Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: lol r you drunk? Me: Nope 20 minutes later... Her: because you have a girlfriend Me: Coming over now Her: haha what? you're joking right? Me: I'm serious Her: um... that's kinda abrupt Me: on my way Her: ok lol let's go out for a drink first and catch up. see you soon babe Me: nope. straight dick no cuddle. I'll update when I hear back lol __________________ 03 GT - Scrapes on lane markers - Modded 02 Cougar - Able to clear most speed bumps - Some mods 01 Explorer - Parking blocks NOM NOM NOM - Stock Nitrous Switch Panel for sale!

April 22nd, 2011, 10:43 AM	#39
wdhurley Regular Silver 04 GT Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 59 iTrader: 0 reviews	tried it on a buddy to screw with him.. me: i have a question ryan: yeah chief me: since we're both attractive, why haven't we banged yet? no response after 20 minutes... bahahaha

April 22nd, 2011, 11:27 AM	#40
turp My Stallion is Bigger! 1989 Eddie Bauer Bronco 3 feet... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: VA Beach Posts: 3,012 iTrader: 0 reviews	To da wife(I had to modify a bit) Me: I have a question Her: Shoot Me: Since we're both good looking why aren't we banging right now? Her: Cause I am at the Nail salon getting my nails done Me: Coming Over now Her: I think we might make a mess on Jasmin's table. I'll be home in 20. __________________

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