Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!

nicksranger01 · December 26th, 2011, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by TheUNZippee!

Stop texting me, Nick

sorry, thats how I roll

Orange2V · December 26th, 2011, 09:48 PM

Originally Posted by zinc02GT

http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...ml#post4040289

Is this some secret part of the forum? I can't see it...

JoshC! · December 26th, 2011, 10:14 PM

need 250 posts

mystang0673 · December 27th, 2011, 02:42 PM

Sent to my brother in laws hot red headed ex.. lol
Me: Hey, i have a question
Her: Okay
Me: Since we are both hot, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: Stfu lol
Me: On my way now
Her: Who is this lol
Me: Josh
Her: This is probably jess, You dirty whore!

ha. Jess is my ole lady

ChrisJ · December 27th, 2011, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by cale2006

Me. I have a question for you?
Them. Yes
Me. Since we are both good looking why haven't we banged?
Them. Because you haven't fucked me yet.
Me. Bedroom now!
Them. Sounds dirty.

Them is my wife

You better go do work small fry...We going to ever have that beer?

Vabeachmustang · December 28th, 2011, 09:51 AM

OMG this thread is epic!

chocolate · January 13th, 2012, 10:57 AM

Debating if i should do this to my ex. She left me for another man jan 2nd. Good idea or no?

Silver35th · January 13th, 2012, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by chocolate

Debating if i should do this to my ex. She left me for another man jan 2nd. Good idea or no?

do it

03_StangGuy · January 13th, 2012, 12:26 PM

Originally Posted by baleger92

do it

dgt_mustang · January 13th, 2012, 02:15 PM

open a window

...then do it.

GTGHOST · January 15th, 2012, 10:31 PM

Buddy Nate
Me : I have a question
Nate: yea
Me: Since we are so sexy why havent we banged yet
Nate : Cuz we are roommates
Me: coming to cuddle now
Nate: I got the lube and everything where u at

Me: I have a ?
Her: go on
Me: why havent we banged yet
Her: cuz we have always had someone
Me: comin over now
Her: im at work silly
Me: comin over after....
Her: cant wait to finally see you again

me: i have a question
Him : yesssss?
Me: since we are both good looking why havent we banged yet
Him:well i kinda heard you have a groinal rot...
Me: o yea sry

xi KRON1C ix · January 15th, 2012, 10:54 PM

texted this to my boss...anyone know anybody hiring

Blue Boss · February 4th, 2012, 02:53 AM

I read this thread and thought it was awesome. I showed it to a bunch of friends, and we all texted girls, going word for word off this script. It did not work at all. Most likely this is because we are still in high school, and a lot of the girls don't want to be sluts.

NoColoradoGT · February 4th, 2012, 04:29 AM

Me: Hey schnookums.
Fraternity Brother: Hey sexy.
Me: Question for ya?
Sean: Shoot bro.
Me: Since we are both so irresistibly sexy, why haven't we banged yet?
Sean: Because Kelsey and Rachel are here. We don't want them finding out.
Me: They can join. Please make them join.
Sean: Get your ass over to the chapter house.
Me: On my way.
Sean: Good. Dress fratty
Me: What? Why?
Sean: Women love Sperrys.
Me: I feel like that's totally false.
Sean: You're right, I just love sperrys.
Me: I'm here you tool.
Sean: Love you snookiepoo.

^^^ That's a Pi Kapp brotherhood for ya.

dgt_mustang · February 4th, 2012, 09:56 AM

Originally Posted by Blue Boss

I read this thread and thought it was awesome. I showed it to a bunch of friends, and we all texted girls, going word for word off this script. It did not work at all. Most likely this is because we are still in high school, and a lot of the girls don't want to be sluts.

seems to be back in the day this would have been the opposite

crackpotfox · February 5th, 2012, 08:30 PM

what happened to roosgt?
did she kill him?

chocolate · February 6th, 2012, 09:26 AM

Originally Posted by Blue Boss

I read this thread and thought it was awesome. I showed it to a bunch of friends, and we all texted girls, going word for word off this script. It did not work at all. Most likely this is because we are still in high school, and a lot of the girls don't want to be sluts.

Well i know you don't go to edgewood highschool.

Originally Posted by crackpotfox

what happened to roosgt?
did she kill him?

Blue Boss · February 7th, 2012, 12:16 AM

Yeah I dont know whats up. Im not giving up hope yet. Ive had some great attempts tho. Still its hella funny, but Ive gotten some dirty ass looks at school.

tobynt · February 11th, 2012, 11:17 PM

You: I have a question
Her : Okay?
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: Are you fucking drunk?
You: Coming over now

Green_6er · May 3rd, 2012, 11:07 PM

Me: Hey u up?
Her: Yeshhh
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: You're a virgin. (I'm 16 and all the girls at my school are either ugly or won't even kiss a guy)
Me: Coming over now.
Her: What time is our exam tomorrow?

Damnit...

December 26th, 2011, 10:14 PM	#403
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December 27th, 2011, 02:42 PM	#404
mystang0673 MM Fanatic 6.82@100mph 1.45 60' Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 3,260 iTrader: 0 reviews	Sent to my brother in laws hot red headed ex.. lol Me: Hey, i have a question Her: Okay Me: Since we are both hot, why haven't we banged yet? Her: Stfu lol Me: On my way now Her: Who is this lol Me: Josh Her: This is probably jess, You dirty whore! ha. Jess is my ole lady __________________

December 28th, 2011, 09:51 AM	#406
Vabeachmustang Enthusiast 2012 Mustang GT Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 560 iTrader: 0 reviews	OMG this thread is epic! __________________ 2012 Mustang GT - JLT CAI, BBK L/T Headers, BBK X-Pipe, Borla S-Type axle backs, 3.73's more coming soon Latest Dyno: 406 rwhp 377 rwtq need more! MILITARY CREW HMC(SW/AW)

January 15th, 2012, 10:54 PM	#412
xi KRON1C ix Enthusiast 2002 v6 too slow Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 883 iTrader: 0 reviews	texted this to my boss...anyone know anybody hiring __________________

February 4th, 2012, 02:53 AM	#413
Blue Boss Regular 2001 True Blue Mustang GT Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East Bay, California Posts: 72 iTrader: 0 reviews	I read this thread and thought it was awesome. I showed it to a bunch of friends, and we all texted girls, going word for word off this script. It did not work at all. Most likely this is because we are still in high school, and a lot of the girls don't want to be sluts. __________________ WTB: Rear Lowering Springs, Billet Grill, Tri-pony, Saleen Rims

January 15th, 2012, 10:31 PM	#411
GTGHOST Regular 2006 Mustang GT StOCK Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Rochester MN Posts: 330 iTrader: 0 reviews	Buddy Nate Me : I have a question Nate: yea Me: Since we are so sexy why havent we banged yet Nate : Cuz we are roommates Me: coming to cuddle now Nate: I got the lube and everything where u at Me: I have a ? Her: go on Me: why havent we banged yet Her: cuz we have always had someone Me: comin over now Her: im at work silly Me: comin over after.... Her: cant wait to finally see you again me: i have a question Him : yesssss? Me: since we are both good looking why havent we banged yet Him:well i kinda heard you have a groinal rot... Me: o yea sry

February 4th, 2012, 04:29 AM	#414
NoColoradoGT #TFM 2002 Mustang GT Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Greeley, CO Posts: 3,203 iTrader: 0 reviews	Me: Hey schnookums. Fraternity Brother: Hey sexy. Me: Question for ya? Sean: Shoot bro. Me: Since we are both so irresistibly sexy, why haven't we banged yet? Sean: Because Kelsey and Rachel are here. We don't want them finding out. Me: They can join. Please make them join. Sean: Get your ass over to the chapter house. Me: On my way. Sean: Good. Dress fratty Me: What? Why? Sean: Women love Sperrys. Me: I feel like that's totally false. Sean: You're right, I just love sperrys. Me: I'm here you tool. Sean: Love you snookiepoo. ^^^ That's a Pi Kapp brotherhood for ya. __________________ 2002 Mineral Gray Mustang GT Slow. Sexy. MM's Car Salesman Club MM's Resident Actor ΠΚΦ For life.

February 5th, 2012, 08:30 PM	#416
crackpotfox Irregular 2008 Mustang GT a few minutes or so Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: South Carolina Posts: 67 iTrader: 0 reviews	what happened to roosgt? did she kill him? __________________ manual '69 BOSS 302 style hood, rear window louvers, sequential taillights, SHR honeycomb decklid blackout

February 7th, 2012, 12:16 AM	#418
Blue Boss Regular 2001 True Blue Mustang GT Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East Bay, California Posts: 72 iTrader: 0 reviews	Yeah I dont know whats up. Im not giving up hope yet. Ive had some great attempts tho. Still its hella funny, but Ive gotten some dirty ass looks at school. __________________ WTB: Rear Lowering Springs, Billet Grill, Tri-pony, Saleen Rims

February 11th, 2012, 11:17 PM	#419
tobynt King Sisyphus 1999 Mustang GT Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Nashville, TN Posts: 207 Blog Entries: 1 iTrader: 2 reviews	You: I have a question Her : Okay? You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: Are you fucking drunk? You: Coming over now __________________ "Mustang, Noun: Meaning; An indocile horse of the western plains, In English society, The American wife of an English nobleman"

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