Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!

wdhurley · April 22nd, 2011, 11:32 AM

i'm hoping that's not your wife in your avatar..

but then again..

mopeds...

XXGREGXX · April 22nd, 2011, 12:00 PM

Women love it when you're straight about it. Haha.

They want dick as much as we want pussy.

JoshC! · April 22nd, 2011, 01:30 PM

Here's what I got when trying to fuck with a friend.

Me: I have a question

Nate: Yes

Me: We're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?

Nate: Its not that i dont want to its just that im nervous. i havnt done this thing in a while. so its not u its me but dont get me wrong u do get me horny

Me: Coming over now

Nate: Im waiting in that teddy u got me for valentines day

Me: Wtf I didn't buy you a Teddy.

Nate: Yes u did. u got it off amazon and had it delivered with a gift box and a card

Me: No I didn't.... You cheating on me?!

Nate: im not that dumb hun. i will show it to u when u get her. hurry, im lonely

Me: I'm not going anywhere till you tell me where the teddy came from.

Nate: It came from u the card said josh

Me: There must be another Josh in your life

Nate: Not that i know of. and you know i only talk to 3 people

Me: Bullshit... I'm ending this right now!

Nate: Well fine if ur gunna be a jealous nanny again. its from u, u forgetful ferret

Me: We had something special too and you had to go and mess it all up

Nate: No u did if u remembered u sent it to me. u did. i dont want this relationship to end

Me: I'm sorry but I can't handle your lies

Nate: Its not a lie. there would be no reason for me to

Me: I told you I'm done.

Nate: Fine then. ill find someone else. just giving up, typical

Me: slut

Nate: whatever

Me: whore

Nate: fuck you

Me: not any more

sikedsyko · April 22nd, 2011, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by asiansensation78

Random freshman ho:

Me: I have a question
Her: sure what's up?
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: lol r you drunk?
Me: Nope
20 minutes later...
Her: because you have a girlfriend
Me: Coming over now
Her: haha what? you're joking right?
Me: I'm serious
Her: um... that's kinda abrupt
Me: on my way
Her: ok lol let's go out for a drink first and catch up. see you soon babe
Me: nope. straight dick no cuddle.

I'll update when I hear back lol

Nightmare69 · April 22nd, 2011, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by asiansensation78

Random freshman ho:

Me: I have a question
Her: sure what's up?
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: lol r you drunk?
Me: Nope
20 minutes later...
Her: because you have a girlfriend
Me: Coming over now
Her: haha what? you're joking right?
Me: I'm serious
Her: um... that's kinda abrupt
Me: on my way
Her: ok lol let's go out for a drink first and catch up. see you soon babe
Me: nope. straight dick no cuddle.

I'll update when I hear back lol

Best so far. So did it happen?

turp · April 22nd, 2011, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by wdhurley

i'm hoping that's not your wife in your avatar..

but then again.. mopeds...

No that's her hotter even sexier younger sister...

Aceswild 02 · April 22nd, 2011, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by asiansensation78

Random freshman ho:

Me: I have a question
Her: sure what's up?
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: lol r you drunk?
Me: Nope
20 minutes later...
Her: because you have a girlfriend
Me: Coming over now
Her: haha what? you're joking right?
Me: I'm serious
Her: um... that's kinda abrupt
Me: on my way
Her: ok lol let's go out for a drink first and catch up. see you soon babe
Me: nope. straight dick no cuddle.

I'll update when I hear back lol

The Sensation comes in FTW! Sooooo?

zinc-vert02 · April 22nd, 2011, 01:59 PM

josh is a hater

JoshC! · April 22nd, 2011, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by zinc-vert02

josh is a hater

Zinc: I have a question

JoshC: no I won't bang you

Zinc: Hater

Nightmare69 · April 22nd, 2011, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Nightmare69

I text this to my gf best friend and this is what I got.
Me: I have a question
Her: Shoot
Me:Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
10mins later
Her: Cause Im best friends with your gf and even though I like you I cant do that to her
Me:coming over now
Her:are yall broke up?
Me:My body is ready
Her:Are you serious?
Her: R U drunk
Me: Yes im srs and no im not drunk
Her:Guess this could be our dirty little secret then, Ill be waiting baby

Strong slut

She texted me later and i told her it was all BS.

She came over this morning begging me not to tell my girlfriend about this. I deleted all the texts on my phone and showed her this thread but only the 2nd page so she wouldn't see where I called her a strong slut. She didn't think it was funny cause she thought I was serious.

Aceswild 02 · April 22nd, 2011, 02:11 PM

Me: I have a question
Fiance: Good for you, what do you want me to do about it
Me: Since we are both good looking why havent we banged yet?
Fiance: WTF...I gave you a happy Friday BlowJ this morning
ME: touche...see you after work sweetie

lol

chocolate · April 22nd, 2011, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by G.T. Rags

Me: I have a question.
Her: ok......?
Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet?
Her: This is Bill
Me: oh snap
Bill: I'm coming over now to kick your ass

Originally Posted by HMUSN

You: I have a question
Him : errrr...
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Him: uhhh dude uhh you need to go to bed your drunk
Me: good night.

Originally Posted by Nightmare69

She came over this morning begging me not to tell my girlfriend about this. I deleted all the texts on my phone and showed her this thread but only the 2nd page so she wouldn't see where I called her a strong slut. She didn't think it was funny cause she thought I was serious.

Ahhhh alll these cracked me up.

zinc-vert02 · April 22nd, 2011, 04:44 PM

lol

codycat91 · April 22nd, 2011, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by Nightmare69

She came over this morning begging me not to tell my girlfriend about this. I deleted all the texts on my phone and showed her this thread but only the 2nd page so she wouldn't see where I called her a strong slut. She didn't think it was funny cause she thought I was serious.

$20 she goes home and finds this on her computer...

chocolate · April 22nd, 2011, 04:53 PM

Did it to 01V6 and now to sn95 for shits and giggles.

chiefsmustang20 · April 22nd, 2011, 04:55 PM

Lol I googled the title and it came up

codycat91 · April 22nd, 2011, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by chiefsmustang20

Lol I googled the title and it came up

lol

Quick MOD, change the title to "Muffler Bearing Install!!!"

Nightmare69 · April 22nd, 2011, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by codycat91

$20 she goes home and finds this on her computer...

She is retarded so I doubt she could find it.

01stangV6 · April 22nd, 2011, 05:00 PM

I wish I knew this thread was a joke before I got this txt from Chocolate. Could have played along better, said something funny,.................and maybe would have thought it through better.

chocolate · April 22nd, 2011, 05:00 PM

April 22nd, 2011, 12:00 PM	#42
XXGREGXX Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 3.8L Mustang SIXXER Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Arizona Posts: 2,251 iTrader: 1 reviews	Women love it when you're straight about it. Haha. They want dick as much as we want pussy. __________________ Serbiandude Sig U.S Navy E-3 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001133239318 http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...ore-style.html

April 22nd, 2011, 01:30 PM	#43
JoshC! I Hate Convertibles... 2000 GT Vert Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Odessa, Texas Posts: 5,511 iTrader: 0 reviews	Here's what I got when trying to fuck with a friend. Me: I have a question Nate: Yes Me: We're both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Nate: Its not that i dont want to its just that im nervous. i havnt done this thing in a while. so its not u its me but dont get me wrong u do get me horny Me: Coming over now Nate: Im waiting in that teddy u got me for valentines day Me: Wtf I didn't buy you a Teddy. Nate: Yes u did. u got it off amazon and had it delivered with a gift box and a card Me: No I didn't.... You cheating on me?! Nate: im not that dumb hun. i will show it to u when u get her. hurry, im lonely Me: I'm not going anywhere till you tell me where the teddy came from. Nate: It came from u the card said josh Me: There must be another Josh in your life Nate: Not that i know of. and you know i only talk to 3 people Me: Bullshit... I'm ending this right now! Nate: Well fine if ur gunna be a jealous nanny again. its from u, u forgetful ferret Me: We had something special too and you had to go and mess it all up Nate: No u did if u remembered u sent it to me. u did. i dont want this relationship to end Me: I'm sorry but I can't handle your lies Nate: Its not a lie. there would be no reason for me to Me: I told you I'm done. Nate: Fine then. ill find someone else. just giving up, typical Me: slut Nate: whatever Me: whore Nate: fuck you Me: not any more __________________ Im topless, are you? Topless Mustang Club Founder Black Stang Crew Member #boobs out mods/pics

April 22nd, 2011, 01:59 PM	#48
zinc-vert02 Bringing Yellow Back 2002 mustang gt 12.2 at 117 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: WISCONSIN Posts: 9,967 iTrader: 1 reviews	josh is a hater __________________ SOON TO BE 5.4 3V POWERD WITH A ROUSH CHARGER HELPING IT BAMA Performance Drag Team Member #4

April 22nd, 2011, 02:11 PM	#51
Aceswild 02 Hardcore Enthusiast 2003 Cobra (vert) Join Date: May 2010 Location: Augusta & Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,993 iTrader: 1 reviews	Me: I have a question Fiance: Good for you, what do you want me to do about it Me: Since we are both good looking why havent we banged yet? Fiance: WTF...I gave you a happy Friday BlowJ this morning ME: touche...see you after work sweetie lol __________________ MM Cobra Club #2.6

April 22nd, 2011, 04:44 PM	#53
zinc-vert02 Bringing Yellow Back 2002 mustang gt 12.2 at 117 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: WISCONSIN Posts: 9,967 iTrader: 1 reviews	lol __________________ SOON TO BE 5.4 3V POWERD WITH A ROUSH CHARGER HELPING IT BAMA Performance Drag Team Member #4

April 22nd, 2011, 11:32 AM	#41
wdhurley Regular Silver 04 GT Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 59 iTrader: 0 reviews	i'm hoping that's not your wife in your avatar.. but then again.. mopeds...

April 22nd, 2011, 04:55 PM	#56
chiefsmustang20 Enthusiast '02 VERT 13.08@106.11 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: TEXAS Posts: 646 iTrader: 0 reviews	Lol I googled the title and it came up __________________ CMS STAGE II FRPP 4.10s LTS, O/R H, FLOWMASTER WELD ONS EDELBROCK INTAKE MHS 6061 ELBOW NX PLATE 100 SHOT SCT X3 TUNED BY JOE MANSFIELD AT ABOVE AND BEYOND PERFORMANCE

April 22nd, 2011, 05:00 PM	#59
01stangV6 It's not easy being green! 2001 mustang 3.76@306 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tennessee Posts: 4,251 iTrader: 0 reviews	I wish I knew this thread was a joke before I got this txt from Chocolate. Could have played along better, said something funny,.................and maybe would have thought it through better. __________________ 2001 V6 vert....mostly stock but she's my beauty. TOPLESS MUSTANG CLUB

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