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post #1 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 09:24 PM Thread Starter
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Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!

Saw this on another forum and it was great. Text the message below to your wife, girlfriend, or friend and see what she says and POST IT UP.

You: I have a question
Her : response
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: response
You: Coming over now

This worked for me when I texted the gf, reps if this gets you laid.

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post #2 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 09:40 PM
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Definitly gonna try this.
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Fine Ill start it

Me: I have a question
Her: Ok?
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet
Her: Cause your always busy and dont come see me much anymore
Me: Coming over now
Her: Already naked

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Definitly gonna try this.
Do it now, text all the girls you know.

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post #5 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 09:51 PM
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Lmao!! That shits good man!
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post #6 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 09:51 PM
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Fine Ill start it

Me: I have a question
Her: Ok?
Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet
Her: Cause your always busy and dont come see me much anymore
Me: Coming over now
Her: Already naked
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Come on MM, someone has to have the nuts to text this.

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post #8 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 09:59 PM
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I did it but she was just like. "Ughh...." lmfao!
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You: I have a question
Her : Yerp?
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: We already banged.
You: Oh yea..! Did you have fun?


I texted Zip.

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I text this to my gf best friend and this is what I got.
Me: I have a question
Her: Shoot
Me:Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
10mins later
Her: Cause Im best friends with your gf and even though I like you I cant do that to her
Me:coming over now
Her:are yall broke up?
Me:My body is ready
Her:Are you serious?
Her: R U drunk
Me: Yes im srs and no im not drunk
Her:Guess this could be our dirty little secret then, Ill be waiting baby

Strong slut

She texted me later and i told her it was all BS.

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post #11 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 10:10 PM
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On the real.. I will text this to my ex later.. I don't want to end up in a long convo with her right now and this will just start it.

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On the real.. I will text this to my ex later.. I don't want to end up in a long convo with her right now and this will just start it.
I find when you don't want to be bothered the power button on your phone solves that.

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Word... I am talking to her on FB right now and decided to do it.


You: I have a question
Her : hmm
You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet?
Her: lol..think the distance has something to do with that. Otherwise I'm game.
You: Coming over now

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Me: I have a question.
Her: Ookk
Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet?
Her: Your always with someone else.
Me: I'm coming now
Her: Can we fuck in your stang?
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Me: I have a question.
Her: Ookk
Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet?
Her: Your always with someone else.
Me: I'm coming now
Her: Can we fuck in your stang?
If your telling the truth then W-I-N!!!

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Thanks guys.. now I have to listen to how bad her day was...

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Me: I have a question.
Her: Ookk
Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet?
Her: Your always with someone else.
Me: I'm coming now
Her: Can we fuck in your stang?
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Its all win bro. Haha! No lies!!
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What the fuck are you still doing online then? lol

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post #20 of 596 Old April 21st, 2011, 10:29 PM
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Me: I have a question.
Her: ok......?
Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet?
Her: This is Bill
Me: oh snap
Bill: I'm coming over now to kick your ass


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