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April 21st, 2011, 09:24 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
Posts: 2,483
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Text this to a girl, get LAID!!!
Saw this on another forum and it was great. Text the message below to your wife, girlfriend, or friend and see what she says and POST IT UP.
You: I have a question Her : response You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: response You: Coming over now This worked for me when I texted the gf, reps if this gets you laid.
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April 21st, 2011, 09:40 PM
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Wanna be show worthy.
2004 Mustang GT
N/A
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Modesto, CA
Posts: 11,599
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Definitly gonna try this.
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April 21st, 2011, 09:43 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
Posts: 2,483
iTrader: 1 reviews
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Fine Ill start it
Me: I have a question Her: Ok? Me: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet Her: Cause your always busy and dont come see me much anymore Me: Coming over now Her: Already naked 
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April 21st, 2011, 09:43 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
Posts: 2,483
iTrader: 1 reviews
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April 21st, 2011, 09:51 PM
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Wanna be show worthy.
2004 Mustang GT
N/A
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Modesto, CA
Posts: 11,599
iTrader: 1 reviews
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Lmao!! That shits good man!
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April 21st, 2011, 09:51 PM
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MSTRB8N & JIZTSTN
 
2021 Mustang V15
Quad Turbo with nawz
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April 21st, 2011, 09:54 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
Posts: 2,483
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Come on MM, someone has to have the nuts to text this.
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April 21st, 2011, 09:59 PM
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Wanna be show worthy.
2004 Mustang GT
N/A
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Modesto, CA
Posts: 11,599
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I did it but she was just like. "Ughh...." lmfao!
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April 21st, 2011, 10:06 PM
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Doc
1986 SVO
48.47@ 12.58
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 37,031
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You: I have a question
Her : Yerp? You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: We already banged. You: Oh yea..! Did you have fun? I texted Zip.
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April 21st, 2011, 10:07 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
Whatever you run plus 5 seconds
Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
Posts: 2,483
iTrader: 1 reviews
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I text this to my gf best friend and this is what I got.
Me: I have a question Her: Shoot Me:Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? 10mins later Her: Cause Im best friends with your gf and even though I like you I cant do that to her Me:coming over now Her:are yall broke up? Me:My body is ready Her:Are you serious? Her: R U drunk Me: Yes im srs and no im not drunk Her:Guess this could be our dirty little secret then, Ill be waiting baby Strong slut She texted me later and i told her it was all BS.
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April 21st, 2011, 10:10 PM
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Doc
1986 SVO
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On the real.. I will text this to my ex later.. I don't want to end up in a long convo with her right now and this will just start it.
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April 21st, 2011, 10:14 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
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April 21st, 2011, 10:18 PM
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Doc
1986 SVO
48.47@ 12.58
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Word... I am talking to her on FB right now and decided to do it.
You: I have a question Her : hmm You: Since we are both good looking, why haven't we banged yet? Her: lol..think the distance has something to do with that. Otherwise I'm game. You: Coming over now
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April 21st, 2011, 10:19 PM
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Wanna be show worthy.
2004 Mustang GT
N/A
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Modesto, CA
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Me: I have a question.
Her: Ookk Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet? Her: Your always with someone else. Me: I'm coming now Her: Can we fuck in your stang? |
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April 21st, 2011, 10:21 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
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Join Date: May 2010
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April 21st, 2011, 10:23 PM
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Doc
1986 SVO
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Thanks guys.. now I have to listen to how bad her day was...
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April 21st, 2011, 10:25 PM
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April 21st, 2011, 10:26 PM
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Wanna be show worthy.
2004 Mustang GT
N/A
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Modesto, CA
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Its all win bro. Haha! No lies!!
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April 21st, 2011, 10:29 PM
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All Homo All The Time
2003 Mustang GT
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: East Texas
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What the fuck are you still doing online then? lol
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April 21st, 2011, 10:29 PM
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The Hammer
Millenium Falcon
"Lived the Dream, Created the Reality, Basking in my Awesomeness"
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Me: I have a question.
Her: ok......? Me: Since we're both good looking, why havnt we banged yet? Her: This is Bill Me: oh snap Bill: I'm coming over now to kick your ass
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