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ill start with a few

Dear boyfriend,

i can make your girlfriend
scream louder than you can

sincerely,
spiders


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Dear Diet Coke,

I feel like your overreacting

Sincerely,
Mentos


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Dear Noah,

I could of sworn you said
the ark wasn't leaving till 5

Sincerely,
Unicorns


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ill give you a "dear blank" and next person finish it

Dear chevy,

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