[Fryrice]

One time me and a girl were 69ing.

I sharted......I was on top......nuff said.

[Tony_90fox]

did it dribble down your balls, onto your penis, and the girly go to town? Or was she completely disgusted and called Zip?

[Fryrice]

No she was fine UNTIL she called ZIP


lol

[Tony_90fox]

One time i was eating this girl out and i said "fuck, you got a big pussy!" "Fuck, you got a big pussy!"

She asked "Why did you say it twice?".

I said "I didn't!"

/story

[TheUNZippee!]

How dare you assholes drag me in to your filthy sordid tales.

[smoke-em]

It was my senior yr in HS and my bestfriend had been dating this 14 yr old that always drank with us cuz she was friends with his older sister. Well she was a bit crazy and he upgraded to a junior we went to school with so he's like hit that shit bro its good pussy. So I start making it a regular thing it was good stuff. Anyways we partied at this one country house they always had keggers and girls from like 6 different schools at there house cuz its centrally located in the country. I meet this fine ass blonde from a town over 15 mins away and shes done but has a bf that lives in the house. They break up finally and we mess around a lil bit. So I go to some dudes trailer in the country with my friends sis and the crazy 14 yr old cuz they have a keg for somebodys bday. Well guess whos there... hot blonde girl. So I go sit by her and start talking and my bestfriends sis comes and pushes me off the log I'm sitting on and I still my beer all over me and hot blonde so I say sorry to blonde girl then I go to friends sis like wtf was that for and she points to crazy girl I'm like fuck that we arent together we just fuck. Anyway hot blonde gets pissed cuz she has beer all over her and I'm pissed and crazy bitch. We go to leave and crazy girl is like I'll do anything when I'm drunk so we get to the house and I go anything huh. 14 yr old brown eye is tight and I was high and drunk so I tore her a new one for about 45 mins and she was not liking it. After I finally finish she goes "I'm gonna be sore for 3 months." My dick was raw for 3 days I couldnt sleep on my stomach and it hurt to touch it when I pissed.

[707Stang]

I was 19 and we were starting our work ups for deployment and i'm over at a frirend house. Now my GF at teh time hadn't called me or made any kind ouf contact with me so was pissed. So my friend has this party and he invited his gf and one of her friends, well her friend happened to be a 42 yo hot mom, so i ws like fuck yeah, we are carelessly flirting through out the night, she goes to leave and i catch up with her and asker to stay a while, she says ok. We play pool, i whoop her ass twice, we hang out a lil more and ppl decide to go skinny dipping in the pool, well to bad for me she wasn't very comfortable with that. However lucky for me she had a hot tub at her place, so off to her place we go, and we get to messin around and next thing you know i'm absolutely nailing the shit out of her! Plus she hadn't had sex in like 2yrs so that shit was . . . .wow . .. Awesome.

[707Stang]

Latest one.
I was going through my divorce and this girl from work had been eyein me for a while short little girl from laos. nice ass sweet tits and awesome legs. we start hangin out little by little and we decided to go and get waxed together(yes waxed) well once it's all said and done we go back to my place and she brings this awesome flick with her and we watch the whole thing now i'm all hot and bothered and so is she, but we were in my room and didn't want ppl to know. . . So we just get to comparing the results, i showed her mine and she was concerned about "roast beef" so she dropped trou and that was the most tight and small vaj i had ever seen! so we make arrangements to finish what we started, that same weekend. we meet up and after the akwardness wore off we get to work, you name the position we did it, that was the best head i have ever had, she went to town with such a passion and on top of that deep throated and licked my nuts at the same time. 6 hours later and half a box of rubbers later we went to bed. that was the best one night stand ever, i would have continued to be fuck buddies but i got together with my GF now.

[Countryboy_99]

Well arent you a promiscuious lot...

[Blk01ponyGT]

Originally Posted by smoke-em It was my senior yr in HS and my bestfriend had been dating this 14 yr old that always drank with us cuz she was friends with his older sister. Well she was a bit crazy and he upgraded to a junior we went to school with so he's like hit that shit bro its good pussy. So I start making it a regular thing it was good stuff. Anyways we partied at this one country house they always had keggers and girls from like 6 different schools at there house cuz its centrally located in the country. I meet this fine ass blonde from a town over 15 mins away and shes done but has a bf that lives in the house. They break up finally and we mess around a lil bit. So I go to some dudes trailer in the country with my friends sis and the crazy 14 yr old cuz they have a keg for somebodys bday. Well guess whos there... hot blonde girl. So I go sit by her and start talking and my bestfriends sis comes and pushes me off the log I'm sitting on and I still my beer all over me and hot blonde so I say sorry to blonde girl then I go to friends sis like wtf was that for and she points to crazy girl I'm like fuck that we arent together we just fuck. Anyway hot blonde gets pissed cuz she has beer all over her and I'm pissed and crazy bitch. We go to leave and crazy girl is like I'll do anything when I'm drunk so we get to the house and I go anything huh. 14 yr old brown eye is tight and I was high and drunk so I tore her a new one for about 45 mins and she was not liking it. After I finally finish she goes "I'm gonna be sore for 3 months." My dick was raw for 3 days I couldnt sleep on my stomach and it hurt to touch it when I pissed.

dude i LOL'd forever about this shit

[RavensChild]

nope....i got nothin