Chuck Norris game..

June 25th, 2008, 06:38 PM

I was telling Chuck Norrie jokes and a few people seemed to enjoy it and sense the portashitters here are full of them I am putting them to good use.. This game is easy I say a Chuck Norris joke and someone replies with one.. If you need help just google "Chuck Norris facts" some of the things I have been reading make laugh my ass off..

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 06:39 PM

futureMACH1racer · June 25th, 2008, 06:48 PM

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

June 25th, 2008, 06:52 PM

LMAO NICE!!

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 06:52 PM

Chuck Norris can speak Brail.

June 25th, 2008, 06:54 PM

lol

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 06:56 PM

chuck norris was fucking a girl in the back of a semi. one of his sperms got out and found its way to the engine. we now call this truck "optimus prime"

June 25th, 2008, 07:10 PM

lmao!!

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 07:36 PM

go to Google and type in " find chuck norris"
(without the quotation marks) then click " I'm feeling lucky"

June 25th, 2008, 07:49 PM

That was great lol

ReverendDexter · June 25th, 2008, 09:13 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

June 25th, 2008, 09:15 PM

Chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris..

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 09:16 PM

chuck norris doesn't tea bag women. he potato sac's them.

ReverendDexter · June 25th, 2008, 09:29 PM

When they beta tested a new version of street fighter that included Chuck Norris as a playable character, every button did a roundhouse kick. When approached regarding the problem, Chuck simply replied, "What problem?"

whitemustang02 · June 25th, 2008, 09:49 PM

Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard just another fist

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 09:50 PM

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

ReverendDexter · June 25th, 2008, 09:52 PM

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.

JiMi_DRiX · June 25th, 2008, 09:52 PM

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

HMUSN · June 25th, 2008, 09:52 PM

there is is no such thing as lesbians ...only women who haven't met Chuck Norris in person

homebrewed · June 25th, 2008, 10:09 PM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

June 25th, 2008, 06:38 PM	#1
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	Chuck Norris game.. I was telling Chuck Norrie jokes and a few people seemed to enjoy it and sense the portashitters here are full of them I am putting them to good use.. This game is easy I say a Chuck Norris joke and someone replies with one.. If you need help just google "Chuck Norris facts" some of the things I have been reading make laugh my ass off.. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

June 25th, 2008, 06:39 PM	#2
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	__________________

June 25th, 2008, 06:48 PM	#3
futureMACH1racer I.D.G.A.F. 2009 John Deere 9670 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: United States of America Posts: 11,347 iTrader: 0 reviews	They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. __________________ RIP Travis Bilings 5/6/1982-7/5/2011 Be polite. Be professional. But have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

June 25th, 2008, 06:52 PM	#5
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	Chuck Norris can speak Brail. __________________

June 25th, 2008, 06:56 PM	#7
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	chuck norris was fucking a girl in the back of a semi. one of his sperms got out and found its way to the engine. we now call this truck "optimus prime" __________________

June 25th, 2008, 06:54 PM	#6
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	lol Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

June 25th, 2008, 07:10 PM	#8
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	lmao!! Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

June 25th, 2008, 07:36 PM	#9
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	go to Google and type in " find chuck norris" (without the quotation marks) then click " I'm feeling lucky" __________________

June 25th, 2008, 07:49 PM	#10
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	That was great lol

June 25th, 2008, 09:13 PM	#11
ReverendDexter Priest of the Car Gods Clapped-out '90 GT 'vert ~5.5 seconds off TTOD :( Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rohnert Park, CA Posts: 13,808 iTrader: 0 reviews	Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information he wants. __________________ O o /¯/______________________ \|BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! \_\

June 25th, 2008, 09:15 PM	#12
BlackSunshine Guest Posts: n/a	Chuck norris isnt hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris..

June 25th, 2008, 09:16 PM	#13
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	chuck norris doesn't tea bag women. he potato sac's them. __________________

June 25th, 2008, 09:29 PM	#14
ReverendDexter Priest of the Car Gods Clapped-out '90 GT 'vert ~5.5 seconds off TTOD :( Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rohnert Park, CA Posts: 13,808 iTrader: 0 reviews	When they beta tested a new version of street fighter that included Chuck Norris as a playable character, every button did a roundhouse kick. When approached regarding the problem, Chuck simply replied, "What problem?" __________________ O o /¯/______________________ \|BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! \_\

June 25th, 2008, 09:49 PM	#15
whitemustang02 MM's official Chevy guy 2002 Mustang V6 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 2,024 iTrader: 0 reviews	Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin behind his beard just another fist __________________ "Speak softly and carry a big stick" - Theodore Roosevelt "Any idiot can make a V8 fast, it takes a real idiot to make a fast V6". '02 Mustang N/A 4.3 stroker away for winter '72 Chevelle project car 454 coming '93 Bronco EFI 351W DD

June 25th, 2008, 09:50 PM	#16
HMUSN Doc 1986 SVO 48.47@ 12.58 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 37,050 iTrader: 11 reviews	When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC. __________________

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June 25th, 2008, 09:52 PM	#17
ReverendDexter Priest of the Car Gods Clapped-out '90 GT 'vert ~5.5 seconds off TTOD :( Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rohnert Park, CA Posts: 13,808 iTrader: 0 reviews	Chuck Norris can divide by 0. __________________ O o /¯/______________________ \|BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! \_\

June 25th, 2008, 09:52 PM	#18
JiMi_DRiX Regular 1 lowwww mileage 97 GT slow @ 88mph, doc. Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 445 iTrader: 1 reviews	Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight on, not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. __________________ !

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