..a bit off-topic but on my way home last night, some dumbass fat kid decided he needed to suddenly reverse at a red light and backed right into my car. he looked like the fat kid from Bad Santa except more stupid and worthless. no insurance and he said he had sorta been drinking.
as i listened to him stutter and just generally look dumb, i couldn't help but think of how mean a 6 punch combination to his face would be, but, goddamnit...i couldn't bring myself to hurt this kid. he was just so fat and stupid and stoned looking (tbh, both of us were) and wearing what looked like a hand-woven xmas sweater and shorts outfit he got from his grandma (which, regrettably, i lacked).
so yea. this car is cursed. i'm sure of it now.
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