[Onemanzu]

So today my land lord acussed me of reckless driving... great times.... that fuckin nazi... ...

apperantley i indangered the life of his employees so i saw it fit to talk to me about how i need to be more carefull...

i tried to argue that those fuckers need to find a new place to park and that they are just jealous cuz im young and have a mustang that looks way better then anything that they could ever drive...

uhgg fuckers... what are some storys yall have??

[232stang]

one night some friends got together for a "race night" and my friend rachel got on the hood of my friend thomas' elantra and he went in reverse in attempt to fling her off. then it put it in drive and floored it and unbeknownst to him his ex girlfriend was standing about 10 feet from where he was and he hit her head on and she went flying about 5-8 feet and skid. she didnt cry but she was cussing up a storm and telling thomas she was gonna sue him... but now they are back together lol.

[chrish91286]

a couple years ago back in high school me and a couple of buddy's went up to the local elementary school during christmas and stole a tree and about 60 feet of electrical cord. we drug the tree down 360 at about 60 for a couple of miles. now i was hangin out the sunroof while holding this thing and had the cord wrapped around my arm to make sure it stayed with us. well he made a right turn down a side road and when he made the turn the tree swung wide of the car....natrually. well the tree hit a stop sign wich are actually set pretty well into the ground. so the damn thing yanked me out of his car. luckily the guy riding shotgun had the sense to grab one of my legs before i went off the top of the roof. but not before i sliced up my arm letting go of the cord and knocking the spoiler off his grand-am with my head

[232stang]

lol nice.... i bet that hurt. got any pics of your arm? also were yall drunk or what?

[itschristorres8]

this fat bitch sed i got close to her when i was backing out...when i didnt...so she was bitching and i was with my gf...she hates it wen i drive fast or w.e so but i still had to do this...anyway before i get 2 wat i did the big girl was sayin my eyes were broken ...llol ok am i suppose to cry then i sed hold on let me get outta the car...i floored and did a decent burn out with a lotta smoke and the big girl was on the phone and screamin at me

lol then i went back 10ft and open the door and sed..."what? i cant see you pointing at me theres to much smoke..."
then left
boy did that feel good

[chrish91286]

no pics of the arm this was at least 3 years ago but yes we were wasted and stoned to boot

[Onemanzu]

... that sounds like fun... i wish i could go high way skiing... that would be rad...

[Cricket]

I remember me and some friends were picking up some pizzas, and this dude and his friend in his car obviously thought we were walking to slow so he floors it missing me by like 5 inches. I flip him off...Well next thing I know my friend driving follows him and we get right next to them. I yell "What the f*ck was that? Think it's cool to f*cking hit people you stupid son of a b*tch?" He looks away so I yell even louder "Hey you f*cking prick next time you pull that sh*t around me or my friends I will castrate you with a rusty spoon, and shove them down your throat." Well since he thought he was "gangsta" he decides to act cool and try to get closer to my friends car...so I get ticked and swing on the guy. Dunno what it is, but when people try to hit me...kinda hits a nerve in me. Also Pizza Hut tried to scam me out of money so I was already in a bad mood and just let my temper go.

[scubasteve041186]

well got a couple i geuss. broken into my car 4 times now by prying open the window and using a stick to hit the buttons to unlock or roll down the window. u
m forgot to put the e-brake on and it rolled about 50 feet down the hill into the field hitting a couple sprinkler poles so my car got a free wash from the water lines being smashed
um did enough burn outs to blow litterally blow out a tire
couple weeks ago i got my side exhuast caught in a sewer drainage pipe and it ripped off lol meanwhile me being under the car with that stupid scissor jack well yeah it kinda collapsed with me almost under the car. and let me tell you my 2" drop would have not been a good idea with me under it.
hmm was playing in the snow decided i would be cool and give it some gas well... i did fish tales for a good 50 feet until i hit a snowbank and a tree lol thank god for the 2 feet of snow or it could have been a fence/house too.
non mustang related we took my friends escourt onto a dirt biking racing track and well we high centred alot but we did manage to jump it with 5 guys in it and a couple spare tires haha. unfourtunately you know that start gate that fold down when they go.. well we kinda drove over it backwards it well the exhuast made it go up lol let alone it being torn off.

shitty story i got a ticket for dirving with undue care cause my friend did a burn out in his beamer and well i was backing out and pulling away so the cops blamed me.. think it;s cause i had the nice car especially when they're going "so how much are those tires.." waste of money doing a burn out like that. lol i told the bitch to touch my tires to see if they were warm and she wouldn't. pfft i see a dispute coming up lol

[232stang]

my ticket tonight
http://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums...?p=95125#95125

also one time me, my brother and a friend saw a case of gatorade sitting on someones sidewalk and i said on the way back home (from taco bell) ill get out and grab it. well we go to taco bell and he stops in front of the house. i make sure no one is looking and i run and grab the case of gatorade and we dart off into the night. well were sitting in his car laughing our asses off because who the hell steals gatorade? well next thing ya know i start smelling something horrid. i have the gatorade in my lap and i hunch over and take a huge whiff. i almost died. apparently a cat had sprayed it, not just pee but sprayed. if you know what that smells like its horrible. well i roll down the window and toss it out. andy thought that was the funniest thing i had ever done. when were going to get breakfast in the morning i see this guy cleaning up all these gatorade bottles. made me laugh so hard

[via sin dios]

damn, doing stupid shit in cars, where to start..... during the summer when i bought my stang my friend wanted to race. He thought just cause his 86 camaro was a v8 it would win.....(HA) well he lives on a long ass street so we decided to race one night (Yes my 6 banger kicked his ass). Anyway his neighbor always bitches when we drive fast. He calls the cops and complains all the time even though his son drives like a dumbass. Anyway, he bitched us out after we were speeding down the street. Then on the way out of our drive way he spits on my car witch i had for 1 week!!!!! I flipped out but let the asshole leave cause of a plan we made if he ever bitched. My budy got his dads big ass 7.3 ford powerstroker. We backed into his garadge that he leaves open and did the biggestbrate torque. we saw smoke coming out of all his 2nd story window! (he called the cops but it was worth it)

[232stang]

LOl nice one.... my brother pissed in my car the first day i got it. i wasnt that good at driving stick and it was alot of traffic so i let him drive and he had to piss bad and were in my neighborhood and hes trying to hold it but pisses in it... i was mad i wanted to hit him so bad