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post #1 of 21 Old April 27th, 2012, 11:07 PM Thread Starter
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Epic Facepalm...

So I'm sittin here playing basketball with some kids from my school. One has or is getting a S197 GT. I was asking him about it and here is what he said. "Yeah its got SLP exhaust. Its a 5.0 too." O rly? Then he said, "its just got exhaust and chip with 350 hp." O rly? Then the biggest thing he said, "Its a naked cobra. That's why it has the cobra emblems on the rims."

I tried so hard not to laugh. He also said that he was racing a challenger going 165. I bet dude. Kids an idiot.

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post #2 of 21 Old April 27th, 2012, 11:09 PM
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Damn mustang owners, they all seem a little off lol

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post #3 of 21 Old April 27th, 2012, 11:11 PM
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Please correct him. I love doing that.

Kid said yesterday his '10 v6 has 350




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post #4 of 21 Old April 27th, 2012, 11:27 PM
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Kid said yesterday his '10 v6 has a 350

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post #5 of 21 Old April 27th, 2012, 11:30 PM
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post #6 of 21 Old April 28th, 2012, 12:10 AM Thread Starter
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I have a buddy with a supercharged 3v that's gonna come show him what a real 3v is haha. Damn naked cobras smh

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Naked cobras...
sounds like an gay indian porno

but seriously...please correct the guy...he'll be pissed at first, but in the end it'll be better for him to learn something.
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post #9 of 21 Old April 28th, 2012, 12:25 AM
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So much fail...people like that bug the shit outta me.



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Doesn't top the kid who was talking to me at my first car meet.

He came up to me and told me I had a nice car. Then this guy told me he had an old mustang. I forget if he had it still and was fixing it or he moved on. I naturally asked about it. He say's, "It was an 89 LX 5.0.. fastest Mustang produced to this day. Runs a stock 1/4 mile of 9 seconds." I wanted to laugh but I was more concerned so I asked how much hp? He said 380.. So I cut him off, and say that's funny because I thought they came from the factory with a measly 200hp. Then I asked what he did to it and he said exhaust, bbk cold air and some other bolt-on's.



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Unfortunetely we have ricers even in the world of mustangs



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post #12 of 21 Old April 28th, 2012, 01:24 AM Thread Starter
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I will correct him when I get my 4.10s and tune this summer. I'm going to take him to the track and show him what's up with 230whp

Nitto, you should have just walked away very very slowly from that guy.

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So I cut him off, and say that's funny because I thought they came from the factory with a measly 200hp.
you mean 215hp sir?
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Doesn't top the kid who was talking to me at my first car meet.

He came up to me and told me I had a nice car. Then this guy told me he had an old mustang. I forget if he had it still and was fixing it or he moved on. I naturally asked about it. He say's, "It was an 89 LX 5.0.. fastest Mustang produced to this day. Runs a stock 1/4 mile of 9 seconds." I wanted to laugh but I was more concerned so I asked how much hp? He said 380.. So I cut him off, and say that's funny because I thought they came from the factory with a measly 200hp. Then I asked what he did to it and he said exhaust, bbk cold air and some other bolt-on's.

That's weird. I had a friend that used to say basically the same thing. "Fastest mustang EVAR"

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I showed a girl my naked cobra last night.




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They are sexually gross as well. The girl lifts her leg for him to lick her puffy, and he obliges until we have to seperate them.
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I showed a girl my naked cobra last night.


Did she suck the venom out?

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you mean 215hp sir?
At least I wasn't 165hp off


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post #19 of 21 Old April 28th, 2012, 01:34 PM
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New Mustang nooblet. We shall call him, Naked Cobra



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Did she suck the venom out?
You could say, she was a snake charmer.


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They are sexually gross as well. The girl lifts her leg for him to lick her puffy, and he obliges until we have to seperate them.
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