ok so.. neighbor had a party last night. yadda yadda.. after the kids go home...
lady next to me keeps talking about how she has awesome boobs.. ok, show me. boom, out they come. She keeps them out for like 15 minutes. Just sitting there talking to me in a lawn chair in the back yard. fuck it all.. she had nice boobs..i was staring and she liked it. Guitar player guy sees this and starts singing a show me your tits song. all the sudden, tits are everywhere.
Remind you, in my fucking neighbors backyard... there's like 5 chicks with their tits out.
Out of nowhere, bam, some lady on the porch is bitching about something but, I am so fucking drunk at this point, I can't even make it out. after some yelling, she goes inside. Whatever, i', looking at nice booobs, i don't give a fuck anyway.
So, I get up to get another beer, quickly, cause, boobs are waiting.. and I see shit going down inside. I go in. Everyones fighting. I am breaking shit up left and right, pulling guys out and walking them off. fucking cops roll in and he's like, anyone hurt?
someone was like, yeah, in the bathroom. I followed the cop and when he opened the door the pissed off lady was in there with another chick. Cop was like.. medic! and he pointed outside to the ambulance and told them to come in. At this point, I look down and just see a fucking blood trail all the way down the hallway on the carpet. I have no idea where the fuck that lady was bleeding from but she was bleeding good.
At this point, I am like.. ok i'm gettin the fuck out. At that moment, another guy was like, go home, your cool you didn't have a part in this. I walked my ass right out the door and over to my house,