So, like I saw this girl, and I thought here's my chance. So, I walked up to her and said hi, hows it going, and let me tell you she is smoking hott. Anyways, thats all it took, hi, how's it going and she was all over me. We had a blast that night, and the next night, and the next night. She is like a turbo engine...suck ...squeeze... bang...and, blow! Then I find out she's Cangri's cousin! Don't worry she wasn't married the first time.
So, I am new to this post whoring and thread hijacking. How does it work?