Kinda like a movie
I went to this party yesterday at around 10pm there was about 35 people not alot, some were playing beer pong, some just taking shots, some just there drinking, and some just enjoying the lil Wayne music I was providing lol, well I started to take shots with some friends, played beer pong, next thing I know i'm home in my room I was like WTF?
My phone and wallet were no where to be found,i went to a friends house that I remembered was there he said my friend David and his sister took me home, well I wanted to know where my wallet and phone were they said they had no clue,i then went to the house where the party was at only thing I found was my shorts, then I went back to David's house he said some guy kept them for me so I go looking for this guy after being everywhere in town I find his house he said he gave them to me, then I go back to David's he said my sister opened the door for me so she might know,i found my sister she had no clue either,i am then sitting on the couch pissed off I look to the right and see my phone and wallet under the small table what a night
"I wonder if I sprayed some on my junk, I could go raw dog and not get herpes. But first I'd have to find a female willing to have relations."-kmac1622