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post #21 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 02:39 AM
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Im a shy guy. So i just pull my dick out and see what happens. when they laugh, i just say im a grower nogt a shower. they laugh then one bottle of chloroform later i get mine....

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post #22 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 02:43 AM
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Look here you dumb broad. I have a fuckin mad crush on you and I think we need to get together asap. SRS, I've felt like this for a while. I'm not surprised you never noticed, you're prolly too busy doing your fuckin hair and make up, listening to Kesha and shit. Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think. Peace bitch.





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and SRS means?

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post #24 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 02:49 AM
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My bad. my inner 13 year old girl inner self has passed on

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I still enjoy mine. Sometimes when I defecate I use my old play-doh shapes and hold them gently up to my anus. I make poo shapes and present them to my friends and close family.



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Sometimes when I defecate I use my old play-doh shapes and hold them gently up to my anus. I make poo shapes and present them to my friends and close family.

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Sometimes when I defecate I use my old play-doh shapes and hold them gently up to my anus. I make poo shapes and present them to my friends and close family.

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post #29 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 09:25 AM
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I remember when I used to be shy.... 6th grade was tough haha
seriously I used to be so shy than I just manned up and started taking aim at girl and damn did it work

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post #30 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 11:01 AM
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dude, she's trying to vendetta bang you...

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post #31 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 11:09 AM
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Summary: After seven years OP tells girl he's been visually undressing her for seven years...and she's cool with it.

You da man OP, now get dat tater and butter it.
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post #32 of 36 Old December 12th, 2012, 12:16 PM
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Yea HD has had some funny shit man, Yea I'm kinda the shy guy too, but i use it to my advantage. When I'm done my inner asshole comes out.

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After reading your glowing review of her, I think I like her. She seems like a sweet heart. Crap guys I like her





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Colestang just remember that women love Confidence.
A lot of troof here. Women love confidence with direction.

Not to be confused with cockiness, the "wrong" girl likes those type of guys.


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Yea HD has had some funny shit man, Yea I'm kinda the shy guy too, but i use it to my advantage. When I'm done my inner asshole comes out.
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A lot of troof here. Women love confidence with direction.

Not to be confused with cockiness, the "wrong" girl likes those type of guys.

Thanks fellers

Women also like a sense of humor. If you can make a woman smile until her face hurts...then you should probably stop fish hooking her so hard.
why do i feel like a mini HD when ever i come into these convos???

funny part is atleast once a week my gf tells me to stop making her smile cause her face hurts... i really dont try its just there, and im surprised it is with us being together for over a year now.



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