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post #2041 of 5979 Old November 29th, 2013, 10:07 PM
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Is that the paint from the green Civic on the driveway? LOL



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post #2042 of 5979 Old November 29th, 2013, 10:20 PM
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batterie









Just let that sink in for a second.




batterie














Mother. Fucking. Batterie.


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Foxbody - $5000 (Sanford)



Selling a fox lx coupe 4 cyl auto. 65xxx orig miles from Florida. The body has been untouched. Car has NO rust. Factory rust preventive spray is still under the hood. Bought to make a drag car out of, then other plans came. Has a couple dents and previous owner did a couple paint touch ups in some places with wrong color paint. Can see in the pictures right above the lights and on the mirror covers. Paint is fading on the front bumper and on the roof but I would call the car to be in very good condition. Has all recent auto work documented. Car runs like it should if you were to use it as a daily driver.
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post #2044 of 5979 Old November 29th, 2013, 10:41 PM
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batterie









Just let that sink in for a second.




batterie














Mother. Fucking. Batterie.
Erie bat is what I think of, like BWAL's stalker rape bat
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post #2045 of 5979 Old November 29th, 2013, 10:54 PM
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I got the definition from wiki, just so we are all on the same page.

batterie - Wiktionary
"(dance) A brilliant display of virtuosity in which the dancer's legs open and close rapidly while in the air, with the illusion of striking together and rebounding."

Not sure how it applies to his car ad, but if someone emails and asks him let us know what he says.

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post #2046 of 5979 Old November 29th, 2013, 11:50 PM
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post #2047 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 12:13 AM
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I really hope that's a troll post. An Oldsmobile Mustang GT v6 3.8?

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post #2048 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 12:15 AM
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That is the most inconsistent ad I've ever seen... Like, just everything about it is random. The grammar, the use of capital letters, the fucking car model...

I think this section is the perfect representation of everything wrong with the ad:
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grandmother& Grand Father

Why did Steve suddenly decide that grandfather should be split and capitalized? Perhaps he noticed the lack of space between "grandmother" and the ampersand then thought to himself, "I'll just stick a space in grandfather to make up for that."


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post #2049 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 12:18 AM
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2004 40th anniversary! Mustang GT


Have a great Oldsmobile for sale ...

Very rare car ...
Very rare indeed.



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Foxbody - $5000 (Sanford)



Selling a fox lx coupe 4 cyl auto. 65xxx orig miles from Florida. The body has been untouched. Car has NO rust. Factory rust preventive spray is still under the hood. Bought to make a drag car out of, then other plans came. Has a couple dents and previous owner did a couple paint touch ups in some places with wrong color paint. Can see in the pictures right above the lights and on the mirror covers. Paint is fading on the front bumper and on the roof but I would call the car to be in very good condition. Has all recent auto work documented. Car runs like it should if you were to use it as a daily driver.
I hope that has some gold bricks in the trunk. Or lots of hookers and coke.
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post #2051 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 12:21 PM Thread Starter
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1987 k10 shortbed fleetside - $2750 (concord nh)



1987 Chevy k10 shortbed fleetside
4 speed w/ granny gear
No rot or rust at all very clean
Dual tank setup , no tank on the right side but has dash switch
Interior needs dash (cracked) and seat (torn)
Starts and runs but has left side head gasket blown
Dual exhaust straight out the back
Black exterior maroon interior


Is this a show truck? LOL.
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1987 k10 shortbed fleetside - $2750 (concord nh)



1987 Chevy k10 shortbed fleetside
4 speed w/ granny gear
No rot or rust at all very clean
Dual tank setup , no tank on the right side but has dash switch
Interior needs dash (cracked) and seat (torn)
Starts and runs but has left side head gasket blown
Dual exhaust straight out the back
Black exterior maroon interior


Is this a show truck? LOL.

Yeah that truck is special. Dirk Diggler sat in the passenger seat for a few minutes. You can't re-upholster over something like that.

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post #2053 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 01:01 PM
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Just look at this horse.



That is one beautiful horse.

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post #2054 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 01:19 PM
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Just look at this horse.



That is one beautiful horse.
Ad says gt description says v6
Also says heated mirrors and seats
And 35mpg. I want whatever he is taking


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Ford Mustang 1986 85K w/NOS system - $5624 (New Boston NH)



I had a husband and he had this car. Now I don't have a husband and I don't have any use for his car.

$5624/OBO. Cash Only.

Sucks to be this poor bastard. And good reminder to keep your one eyed yogurt slinger in your trousers.

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post #2056 of 5979 Old November 30th, 2013, 02:34 PM
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Not on CL but I saw a guy selling a 96 GT tangerine orange with 180,000 miles for $9500. I know it's a rare color but seems a little high imo

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wtf is up with the front wheels on this car?

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post #2058 of 5979 Old December 1st, 2013, 03:34 AM
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---------- Post added at 01:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:33 AM ----------

Uh? could i get whatever he is taking for drugs? Please?
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post #2059 of 5979 Old December 1st, 2013, 03:50 AM
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wtf is up with the front wheels on this car?

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Ill raise you this.




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Is that the paint from the green Civic on the driveway? LOL
Yes it is. I find the best place to spray paint a car god awful green is in the open in a driveway. It makes for the best finish, and I am sure the spouse would love a big rectangle of green for a defined parking spot.
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