Craiglists Car Listings That Make You Laugh - Page 177 - Forums at Modded Mustangs
 118Likes
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #3521 of 5979 Old March 19th, 2014, 07:33 PM
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
FakeSnake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Chestertown, MD
Posts: 2,045
   
iTrader: 0 reviews
they could've at least used some simple green under the hood.
FakeSnake is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #3522 of 5979 Old March 19th, 2014, 08:27 PM
FBGM
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Londonderry NH
Posts: 6,177
         
iTrader: 0 reviews
They could have rubbed their balls on the engine bay and it would have looked better.

Saleen SuperCharged, C500 Side Exhaust, Cervinis Ram Air IV Hood, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, Chrome GT500 Replica wheels, GT500 Front Splitter ModBMR 1.25 Lowering Springs, ADJ Panhard Bar, CHE Torque Limiters and K Member Brace
kmac1622 is offline  
post #3523 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 12:44 AM
Regular
 
zwilson05's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Chattanooga
Posts: 307
 
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmac1622 View Post
They could have rubbed their balls on the engine bay and it would have looked better.

Sig'd.


Bagged Torch Red 2006 Ford Mustang GT
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmac1622 View Post
They could have rubbed their balls on the engine bay and it would have looked better.
RMR #2036
JLT Series 3 Intake Bama Tune Roush Catbacks Steeda Underdrives Godspeed Omega 18x9.
follow me on IG 0h_MrWilson
zwilson05 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #3524 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 02:58 AM
He who wipes so much.
 
Mach1Mark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dallas, Tx
Posts: 1,465
 
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmac1622 View Post
They could have rubbed their balls on the engine bay and it would have looked better.
:

Sent from AutoGuide.com Free App

The Pale Horse
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him.

IG:mach1mark
Mach1Mark is offline  
post #3525 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 07:36 AM
FBGM
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Londonderry NH
Posts: 6,177
         
iTrader: 0 reviews
How many times am I gonna get sigged

Saleen SuperCharged, C500 Side Exhaust, Cervinis Ram Air IV Hood, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, Chrome GT500 Replica wheels, GT500 Front Splitter ModBMR 1.25 Lowering Springs, ADJ Panhard Bar, CHE Torque Limiters and K Member Brace
kmac1622 is offline  
post #3526 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 10:19 AM
He who wipes so much.
 
Mach1Mark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dallas, Tx
Posts: 1,465
 
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by TCStang View Post
this is near me. Damn Dallas
Isn't it great?! No...not really...lol.

The Pale Horse
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him.

IG:mach1mark
Mach1Mark is offline  
post #3527 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 02:20 PM
Long Lost Co-Founder
 
BuiltToughCobra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posts: 1,145
 
iTrader: 1 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by WickedSnake00 View Post
...I wonder if it was a young, spoiled kid who's parents bought it for him, and he promptly plowed it into a mailbox.

That's my guess. Lol

SOLD SOLD SOLD
1999 Mustang GT:
BBK CAI, BBK LT headers, BBK shorty off road x pipe, Borla catback.

258rwhp/297rwtq -Tuned by TMS

BuiltToughCobra is offline  
post #3528 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 03:46 PM
Hardcore Devotee
 
cl0udedth0ught's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: GA
Posts: 2,178
             
iTrader: 5 reviews
This was on Jalopnik. I love the honesty....


"I have a piece of shit mitsubishi eclipse rice rocket. Its got after market parts and a 4 inch ricer exhaust. Need money to fix my dirtbike. If i dont sell it im just going to probably run it over with my truck or blow it up. Willing to sell cheap its only good for its parts. Needs a new ecm to run Call or text me (203) 751 0714
I cant get a title for the car so buy it for parts or to part the car out. Its worth probably about 1,400$ in parts. "


95' Mitsubishi Eclipse


http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/500...sty-1547750276





2000 GT - Full Bolt-on's

cl0udedth0ught is offline  
post #3529 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 04:01 PM
You had one job!
 
TCStang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Under a rock
Posts: 9,138
               
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by cl0udedth0ught View Post
This was on Jalopnik. I love the honesty....


"I have a piece of shit mitsubishi eclipse rice rocket. Its got after market parts and a 4 inch ricer exhaust. Need money to fix my dirtbike. If i dont sell it im just going to probably run it over with my truck or blow it up. Willing to sell cheap its only good for its parts. Needs a new ecm to run Call or text me (203) 751 0714
I cant get a title for the car so buy it for parts or to part the car out. Its worth probably about 1,400$ in parts. "


95' Mitsubishi Eclipse


$500 Craigslist Honesty
no one would be able to say they were lied to.

1968 Coupe- Sold
2007 Premium GT- Sold
2015 GT- Premium auto, 3.55 gears, 20's

MY CO BUILD
TCStang is offline  
post #3530 of 5979 Old March 20th, 2014, 04:25 PM
He who wipes so much.
 
Mach1Mark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Dallas, Tx
Posts: 1,465
 
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by cl0udedth0ught View Post
This was on Jalopnik. I love the honesty....


"I have a piece of shit mitsubishi eclipse rice rocket. Its got after market parts and a 4 inch ricer exhaust. Need money to fix my dirtbike. If i dont sell it im just going to probably run it over with my truck or blow it up. Willing to sell cheap its only good for its parts. Needs a new ecm to run Call or text me (203) 751 0714
I cant get a title for the car so buy it for parts or to part the car out. Its worth probably about 1,400$ in parts. "


95' Mitsubishi Eclipse


$500 Craigslist Honesty
It's only a 420a so he should blow it up, and charge people to come watch lol

The Pale Horse
And I looked, and behold a pale horse
and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him.

IG:mach1mark
Mach1Mark is offline  
post #3531 of 5979 Old March 21st, 2014, 12:55 AM
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
FakeSnake's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Chestertown, MD
Posts: 2,045
   
iTrader: 0 reviews
Not craigslist but are there really morons like this? 29 Sold Holy sh**t.

Rtunes 99 04 Ford Mustang Base Model 3 8 V6 Cold Air Intake Kit Red Filter | eBay
FakeSnake is offline  
post #3532 of 5979 Old March 21st, 2014, 01:05 AM
MM Fanatic
 
fb93's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: PA
Posts: 3,351
             
iTrader: 0 reviews
Its a typo. Click where it says 29 sold. Sold for 69.99 BUT, according to that, he only sold 3 going as far back as 2013, not 29.
fb93 is offline  
post #3533 of 5979 Old March 21st, 2014, 01:25 PM
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
Elmo187's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Brandon, FL
Posts: 2,294
   
iTrader: 0 reviews
I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Ford Mustang GT - Custom


Thank you, Mach Stang for the sig!
MM Tampa Bay Area Crew Member
Elmo187 is offline  
post #3534 of 5979 Old March 21st, 2014, 01:29 PM
Mechanical Designer
 
04DSGGT's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: Laurel, MT
Posts: 68
 
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmo187 View Post
I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Ford Mustang GT - Custom
I'd rock it, but the wheels aren't ugly enough for my taste.


04DSGGT is offline  
post #3535 of 5979 Old March 21st, 2014, 09:35 PM
Long Lost Co-Founder
 
BuiltToughCobra's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posts: 1,145
 
iTrader: 1 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by TCStang View Post
no one would be able to say they were lied to.
Good point...

SOLD SOLD SOLD
1999 Mustang GT:
BBK CAI, BBK LT headers, BBK shorty off road x pipe, Borla catback.

258rwhp/297rwtq -Tuned by TMS

BuiltToughCobra is offline  
post #3536 of 5979 Old March 22nd, 2014, 12:30 PM
FBGM
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Londonderry NH
Posts: 6,177
         
iTrader: 0 reviews
My penis just went inside me after seeing that.

Saleen SuperCharged, C500 Side Exhaust, Cervinis Ram Air IV Hood, Hurst Short Throw Shifter, Chrome GT500 Replica wheels, GT500 Front Splitter ModBMR 1.25 Lowering Springs, ADJ Panhard Bar, CHE Torque Limiters and K Member Brace
kmac1622 is offline  
post #3537 of 5979 Old March 22nd, 2014, 03:44 PM
I Post Entirely Way Too Much
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 13,624
                     
iTrader: 4 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by Elmo187 View Post
I just threw up a little in my mouth...
Ford Mustang GT - Custom
It's gone. Maybe somebody bought it.


Whipple, 3.125" pulley-Comp NSR's-Meziere-Pacesetter L/T's+Outlaws-Level 10 trans-PI 3400-PH driveshaft-Auburn Pro LSD-Richmond 4.10's-CobraJet springs-Viking shocks-BMR control arms, panhard, rear sway bar-and a bunch of other really cool shit
07 Boss is offline  
post #3538 of 5979 Old March 22nd, 2014, 05:23 PM
Hardcore Enthusiast
 
Elmo187's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Brandon, FL
Posts: 2,294
   
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by 07 Boss View Post
It's gone. Maybe somebody bought it.
Or he knew it was so ugly, it wouldn't sell lol.

Sent from AutoGuide.com Free App


Thank you, Mach Stang for the sig!
MM Tampa Bay Area Crew Member
Elmo187 is offline  
post #3539 of 5979 Old March 22nd, 2014, 06:12 PM
Banned
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 10,319
       
iTrader: 1 reviews
Holy fucking price tag for a 3.0 Ranger.

Ford ranger $7200
gravik is offline  
post #3540 of 5979 Old March 22nd, 2014, 10:39 PM
You had one job!
 
TCStang's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Under a rock
Posts: 9,138
               
iTrader: 0 reviews
Quote:
Originally Posted by gravik View Post
Holy fucking price tag for a 3.0 Ranger.

Ford ranger $7200
I don't get why people thing rangers are worth so much. It's like that here too.

1968 Coupe- Sold
2007 Premium GT- Sold
2015 GT- Premium auto, 3.55 gears, 20's

MY CO BUILD
TCStang is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Forums at Modded Mustangs forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



  LinkBacks (?)
LinkBack to this Thread: https://www.moddedmustangs.com/forums/clubhouse/291817-craiglists-car-listings-make-you-laugh.html
Posted By For Type Date
electronic message center | BoardReader This thread Refback February 11th, 2014 02:44 PM
mustang notchback for sale - forum post summary | BoardReader This thread Refback December 5th, 2013 11:15 AM
Craiglists Car Listings That Make You Laugh This thread Refback March 26th, 2013 07:07 AM
Craiglists Car Listings That Make You Laugh This thread Refback March 26th, 2013 07:07 AM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome