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post #4681 of 5979 Old October 27th, 2014, 10:15 PM
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Has a lot of nice stuff on it, including Walmart tires and a bunch of "JDM" parts.
97 Civic $500 Takes it 4336 n colt Rd apache junction

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post #4682 of 5979 Old October 29th, 2014, 03:33 PM
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post #4683 of 5979 Old October 29th, 2014, 03:58 PM
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It comes with the original 350 rocket though.
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post #4684 of 5979 Old October 29th, 2014, 04:13 PM
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It comes with the original 350 rocket though.
The front half seems to be pretty well maintained, and it is a full frame car so it could be useful, but damn is it such a shame.

I mean granted mine is probably in about the same shape, since everything aft of the passenger compartment is rusted to hell, but still.
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That stereo is mint.
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post #4686 of 5979 Old October 29th, 2014, 04:19 PM
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The front half seems to be pretty well maintained, and it is a full frame car so it could be useful, but damn is it such a shame.

I mean granted mine is probably in about the same shape, since everything aft of the passenger compartment is rusted to hell, but still.
So convert yours to a truck too lol.
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post #4687 of 5979 Old October 29th, 2014, 04:31 PM
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I'm trying to imagine a 200lb+ 6 foot tall, bald white man driving around in something like that. I can't, I just can't.
Isn't foxwell bout that size? He drives a slowbalt which is about a cavalier

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Hahahaha I had hair then. I was busting my ass doing marine construction using money to mod that thing. I remember being out on an island arguing with on lunch break with a company about the $450 fiberglass hood I ordered. Parts were for things were expensive RK Sport was the only place you could find anything. I probably put like $3500 in that thing........so stupid.


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These are pretty badass, but Chevy decided not to build them...



They are both powered by a 220hp 2.2 Ecotec engine. That's 220hp from an American manufacturer well before the SRT/4 Neon and Chevy decided to not green light these cars.
Those are hideous.

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Ryan's Snobalt(also happens to put down 605whp):



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NOOO. I need to go pay that guy a visit and end his car torturing career. That's so sad. Those cars a beautiful. I hate to see one ruined like that.

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Dont even know what you're talking about. But Aladdin was always the Disney character I trusted the most, so go for it.
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post #4688 of 5979 Old October 29th, 2014, 10:11 PM Thread Starter
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This guys has been pissing me off for no apparent reason. These rigs have been on CL for well over a year. I hate to break it to him, they ain't gonna sell. Only $15,000 each.



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post #4689 of 5979 Old October 30th, 2014, 01:38 AM
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But they gots air horns and stacks and shit
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post #4690 of 5979 Old November 1st, 2014, 09:43 PM
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mustang ssp 1991

Why do ppl insist on putting their kids on the car when taking pics
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post #4691 of 5979 Old November 2nd, 2014, 01:02 AM
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Because theyre trying to get rid of them.

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post #4692 of 5979 Old November 2nd, 2014, 07:24 AM
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This guys has been pissing me off for no apparent reason. These rigs have been on CL for well over a year. I hate to break it to him, they ain't gonna sell. Only $15,000 each.



Lol man. There was this guy who had his 1999 F150 for sale on my craigslist. The guy was asking 26 grand for it......It was just lifted and supercharged, and for some reason he though it was worth almost 30 grand. Not surprisingly, I don't think it sold lol. Go figure, someone with 30 grand in cash laying around isn't looking for a supercharged 99 F150 to buy with it lol. Because a bank would ever loan 30 grand on a 99 f150. That was a cash only truck, and so are those. No one with 15 grand wants to buy one of those things lol.
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Because theyre trying to get rid of them.

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The kids or the car? Lol

By the way, did that guy weld spacers together to achieve that look on that last one? Holy shit!


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post #4694 of 5979 Old November 2nd, 2014, 10:34 AM
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Because theyre trying to get rid of them.

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If that first one is as clean as he says I'd buy it if he came down a bit.
Second one is retarded.
Third one isn't too bad but wtf is with the poke in the back?

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post #4695 of 5979 Old November 2nd, 2014, 11:06 AM
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]Everywhere I go I kid you not this xB is a head turner!
Apparently, if you lower your car on some steelies and stick some LEDs on it... it becomes a magnificent, one of a kind, head turning piece of art that gets all da bitches yo.

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Thats probably one of the ugliest interiors to be released in the past decade.

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post #4697 of 5979 Old November 2nd, 2014, 12:03 PM
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It's one of the ugliest cars period.

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Why do ppl insist on putting their kids on the car when taking pics
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Because theyre trying to get rid of them
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The kids or the car? Lol
Take your pick. All jokes aside, if they (or any seller for that matter) want to sell their car or truck etc., they should take another pic. Without thier kid in it. Its cute and all, but i wouldnt be showcasing my kid like that on Craigslist of all places. But thats just me. It just bothers me when they do that.
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post #4699 of 5979 Old November 5th, 2014, 12:26 AM
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Not a CL ad but this fucking guys bov makes me laugh.

http://videos-c-19.ak.instagram.com/...67629225_n.mp4

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post #4700 of 5979 Old November 5th, 2014, 08:06 AM
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