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post #5541 of 5979 Old July 28th, 2015, 02:47 PM
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So I'm confused... He has a 93 5.0 Mustang, and he's only going to trade for a 1987-93 Mustang GT or Coupe?

Why? You already HAVE ONE!
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Because slapping a body kit on an lx to make it look like a gt is hard.
Guess he doesn't like hatches.
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Does it come with a funhouse mirror to make it look more like an Enzo?

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woodman: achieving the impossible since 1967. 1973? 1980? 1985? 1976? whatever, you get my point
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ford's advertising slogan was literally "you can pay for all of it today or you can go fuck yourself"
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that guy had to be getting mad poon in the 70s with that thing

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I wonder how many MMers talked shit to him, lol.
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I wonder how many MMers talked shit to him, lol.

Knowing this forum, it was a lot lol. He probably reported himself cuz he kept getting crank calls from people on here


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Someone should have sent him pictures of his car and offered to trade.

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that guy had to be getting mad poon in the 70s with that thing
True That!
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so with the paint, interior, wheels and donk lift, the transmission is what killed the project?

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and this thing is horse powerd.

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he knows it's horse powered because it's been dyna tested

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lets put a stroker in it and the worst possible wheel tire combo and suspension mods. yeah man, I bought my bitch some tit implants, while she was in there I also had them add a mustache and armpit hair.
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1400 HP monster with race engine, race trans, and race converter for $30,000? Who do I write the check out to?

FORD MUSTANG TURBO 1400 HORSE
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Very first thing I'd want to see is a dyno sheet.

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No picture of the prized motor...?

No picture of a dyno sheet...?

I wanted car porn!!! But all I got was a stock looking GT with Saleens and ugly tan interior...


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I thought it was big enough Rukus.
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No picture of the prized motor...?

No picture of a dyno sheet...?

I wanted car porn!!! But all I got was a stock looking GT with Saleens and ugly tan interior...

Thats because its a sleeper...


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1400 HP monster with race engine, race trans, and race converter for $30,000? Who do I write the check out to?

FORD MUSTANG TURBO 1400 HORSE
I can only hope this is because his wife wants to sell it and he doesn't want to. "Oh no, no one wants to buy my car. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact I priced it at 30,000."

Not even believable either. Even without any engine bay pics or anything you can tell it isn't 1400hp, because that 4r70w would be a pile of broken parts at that level.
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Or.... And stay with me here...


It's bs


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Oops. not asleep. just dead.

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