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post #5561 of 5979 Old August 3rd, 2015, 04:43 PM
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Because I couldn't help myself. They say the proof is in the pudding. Here is the pudding.

I don't care to edit out the number as its publicly available on CL
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post #5562 of 5979 Old August 3rd, 2015, 06:16 PM
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post #5563 of 5979 Old August 3rd, 2015, 06:28 PM
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More below. I'm in new Jersey so there's no chance of me going out there, unless o e of you clowns wants to.
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post #5564 of 5979 Old August 3rd, 2015, 06:45 PM
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If he's got a FAST, remote mounted coils and a big single it's probably making power, but definitely not 1400hp out of an 82mm, and a 4r70w isn't going to survive there either. That 82 even looks small in the picture. Could be a 700hp car but that's only half of his claim, and still ridiculous for $30k.
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Oh hey guys here's my other project too



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Let's play "one of these thing doesn't belong"!

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Let's play "one of these thing doesn't belong"!

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post #5569 of 5979 Old August 7th, 2015, 12:40 PM
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So he tells you in a text it makes ~700 hp but he claims 1400 hp on the ad. Should just ask him what gives?
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So he tells you in a text it makes ~700 hp but he claims 1400 hp on the ad. Should just ask him what gives?
He can double the boost... and as we all know with perfect math logic [email protected] = [email protected]

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Oh duh, forgot about calculator horsepower.
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post #5572 of 5979 Old August 7th, 2015, 04:48 PM
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Oh duh, forgot about calculator horsepower.
I don't know, man. My calculator only has like 5hp. Maybe I need to upgrade from my trusty old TI-82.
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post #5573 of 5979 Old August 10th, 2015, 07:29 PM
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Yeah, something tells me that the run flats and new 02 sensors may no longer be good.
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post #5574 of 5979 Old September 1st, 2015, 01:39 PM
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Let's play "one of these thing doesn't belong"!

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Yeah, something tells me that the run flats and new 02 sensors may no longer be good.
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post #5577 of 5979 Old September 1st, 2015, 10:49 PM
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All that and hes worried about the oil. Seriously?
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All that and hes worried about the oil. Seriously?
Maybe he feels like some components are still good or something...
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post #5579 of 5979 Old September 2nd, 2015, 09:54 PM
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it doesnt even look like an engine is in that mess lol.




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Not a car, but a ridiculous ad.

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