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post #5921 of 5979 Old May 15th, 2017, 11:44 AM
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"I'll meet you in the shopping mall parking lot."

Unsaid subtext is "and no one will ever see you alive again".

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If it weren't for the stupid exhaust/flamethrower setup, this would be pretty neat-

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If it weren't for the stupid exhaust/flamethrower setup, this would be pretty neat-

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idk i kinda like that. Crazy but I dig it




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post #5924 of 5979 Old May 18th, 2017, 08:38 PM
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If it weren't for the stupid exhaust/flamethrower setup, this would be pretty neat-

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It's rough.

I'd be a nice cruiser car if it was factory.

Clueless College Kids Slow Budget Fox Build

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Dont even know what you're talking about. But Aladdin was always the Disney character I trusted the most, so go for it.
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Why would you put the exhaust through the side of the bed???

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Dont even know what you're talking about. But Aladdin was always the Disney character I trusted the most, so go for it.
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post #5927 of 5979 Old July 5th, 2017, 11:30 PM
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Some small penis talk going on here. Spoken like a man with a real toothpick dick. Nice Jeep though.

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post #5928 of 5979 Old July 11th, 2017, 06:45 PM
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That guy must get all the bitches. Just sell the damn thing, don't write a made up novel about how it drove up hills both ways through 20ft of snow to go to the gas station




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All i can do is cringe

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post #5930 of 5979 Old July 14th, 2017, 03:28 PM
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Oh man you missed a lot of the fun ones in Indy.

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/6214079900.html
Hideous body kit, spray painted matte black 91 CRX. Front bumper looks like a Stratus. For $13k invested it sure looks awful. :

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/6215097413.html
Another CRX. Cracks and dents galore. You cannot get more Fast and Furious than this. With an outrageous price tag.

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Badazzzzzzz "roadster." By which he means run of the mill fox vert. $30k in build, appraised for $20k, asking $17k, so clearly a bargain for a pretty average fox. "Street legal racecar." No doubt it's a clean car, but for $17k?

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/6191686571.html
Kind of want this one. P71 with a KB 2.2 and manual transmission. The KB alone is almost worth the $3k price tag (despite how fuckin' jerry-rigged it is.) I could probably tune it in an afternoon...
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I'm seriously tempted to go buy that vic.
Do eeeeeeeeet.


And Derf- you going to any of the shows/cruise ins around here?
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colorblind seller lol

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@WickedSnake00 Probably not going out to any shows any time soon, the mustang is still in Florida, and the fusion I'm in now is nothing to show off :/

2003 Redfire & Black V6. Full suspension, 8.8 w/ 4.10s, tuned. 4.3L stroker + turbo capable of 550 hp soon

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it was a red jeep wrangler and the ad started off by saying "i'm selling my black jeep wrangler..."
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https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/...220397305.html

be looking like a bathtub with a windshield.

https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/...212564050.html

pretty well done but I still laugh


https://columbus.craigslist.org/cto/...208456333.html

that last picture tho




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be looking like a bathtub with a windshield.
Are those WalMart video game seats?
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pretty well done but I still laugh
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There is a special place in my heart for the Fiero, but adding badges and taillights does not a Ferrari make.
Does the chauffeur come with it?

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post #5939 of 5979 Old July 22nd, 2017, 02:28 PM
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That second one- it's not even a kit car. It's just a badge and tail lights on a Fiero. :

And of course the chauffeur comes with it you pleb. That's a standard Rolls Royce feature. They install them at the factory.
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woodman already turnt before 8am. that's hardcore
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