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post #1921 of 5979 Old November 12th, 2013, 06:24 PM
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Uhh.....

Because drift car

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That looks like a Del Sol with Down syndrome.
Or a cartoon.

Wtf it haz v8?!?!


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[QUOTE=gravik;6366873]Uhh.....

Because drift car[COLOR="Silver"]

Lol

"Ive got a 1994 Acura Integra daily drifted, It's a BEAST. It's got 380k miles and still runs like a champ"

Sounds like a mini v8.....

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post #1924 of 5979 Old November 12th, 2013, 09:09 PM
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As for Pablo out of country illegal.. i mean.. out of state cause.. i moved..

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[IMG]HOTROD 1997 LINCOLN MARK VIII LSC 300HP V8 24MPG under 42K Miles - $7995 (Littleton NH)[/IMG]



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Ive Seen these Run On Racetracks over 200MPH
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I would like to see the track he saw these cars run 200 mph on.......WTF

0-60 a second and a half slower then most foxbody's yet it will keep up with Mustangs and Corvettes.

Aggressive and 3.27 axle ratio used in the same sentence?

This guy is an asshat.
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post #1926 of 5979 Old November 12th, 2013, 10:01 PM
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post #1927 of 5979 Old November 12th, 2013, 11:01 PM
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200mph..lol on a stock car.. i believe it would turn into an airplane at about 150




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post #1928 of 5979 Old November 13th, 2013, 01:09 AM
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200mph..lol on a stock car.. i believe it would turn into an airplane at about 150
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post #1929 of 5979 Old November 14th, 2013, 11:41 AM
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post #1930 of 5979 Old November 15th, 2013, 12:07 AM
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post #1931 of 5979 Old November 15th, 2013, 12:13 AM
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OH FUCK ME NOT ANOTHER ONE.


I didn't think somebody could actually rice out a for-sale ad, but these guys are doing it. I've seen enough.


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post #1933 of 5979 Old November 16th, 2013, 01:22 AM
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not sure if any one is gonna pay this guy 10K only to roll over when they turn out of his driveway lot lol.

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post #1934 of 5979 Old November 16th, 2013, 02:05 AM
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Jesus the angle of the driveshaft is amazing.
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post #1935 of 5979 Old November 16th, 2013, 08:28 AM
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I bet he keeps spare U-joints in the glove box. All that tire, prolly on stock toyota axles too....

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"has a 6 speed and preformance chip"
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"has a 6 speed and preformance chip"
2004 ford mustang 6 speed manual "SUPERCHARGED" FAST!
That's what happens when you have you secretary right the add LOL. I think they consider reverse the "sixth speed".
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Lol those suspicious quotation marks..


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