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post #81 of 102 Old September 16th, 2013, 01:19 PM
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You could tie a chicken to a rope around its neck and swing it around like a yo-yo... Make sure the neighbor witnesses. It'll kill the chicken fast.

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post #82 of 102 Old September 16th, 2013, 02:09 PM Thread Starter
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Very innovative lol

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Do the chickens have large talons?

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post #84 of 102 Old September 16th, 2013, 02:19 PM Thread Starter
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Just the rooster as far as I'm aware.

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post #85 of 102 Old September 16th, 2013, 03:07 PM
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Do the chickens have large talons?
Napolean!


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You only got one nom nom. One nom or two nom nom. Only one nom.
GO GO POWER RANGER!
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post #86 of 102 Old September 17th, 2013, 07:57 PM
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DA? What have you been getting up to?





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post #87 of 102 Old September 18th, 2013, 09:53 AM Thread Starter
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Lmao!!! Zip I've recently decided to start my own style of texas southern fried chicken, with my neighbor being an under the table partner. Hell they're so under the table they don't even know it












Think I'll start a chain of restaurants called, "Mark's Chokin' Chicken. Chicken So Good, You'll choke On It."

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i'll take two



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i'll take two


Circumcised or non-circumcised?
I mean....

Skinless?

I think I like, "Choke on my chicken," better

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post #90 of 102 Old September 21st, 2013, 05:47 PM
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Wow, man... these chickens are getting in your head! NOW what are you up to?





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post #91 of 102 Old September 24th, 2013, 12:55 PM Thread Starter
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Ok so the chickens were gone for about a week, and now it appears that they are back. I shall now go to extreme measures so that my neighbor understands that his chickens are not welcome on my propert-ah!!! I shall need a razor blade, some string, and a few of these chickens. Gonna have a scene of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in my backyard.

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post #92 of 102 Old September 24th, 2013, 12:59 PM
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If you catch them, you can throw them. They throw well.
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post #94 of 102 Old September 24th, 2013, 02:04 PM Thread Starter
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lol really? They won't suddenly fly while they're midair?

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lol really? They won't suddenly fly while they're midair?
not if you cut their wings off.


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post #96 of 102 Old September 24th, 2013, 03:05 PM Thread Starter
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Maybe some real life angry birds is in order

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Set up a little brick wall and invite your neighbor to play
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Set up a little brick wall and invite your neighbor to play
His house is gonna be the fortress I try to knockdown...he'll be the fat pig...

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post #99 of 102 Old September 25th, 2013, 11:26 AM
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Make sure you build your slingshot with thick surgical tubing. That stuff works great

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WTF this thread had me going! Thank god for peoples stupidity its keeps us entertained.

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