I have a desert rose thats in the cactus family. Has no prick though..may be female I dont know. Seriously, its my favorite plant. Ive taken it with me through all our moves and bullshit. Changed its pot twice. I had to put it in storage once and a mouse ate some of the furry bark (I get the last laugh though because its poisonous as hell and the mouse is now dead for sure). The last garage sale we had, someone seen it and offered $200 for it. Its hard to get them to grow but I know some tricks...no soil, only natural charcoal and feed it ash. They grow like weeds if you do it right but if you treat it like a normal plant and try to water it everyday and all that, they take years to grow. Anyway, cool collection. All the good prick jokes have been taken so I rest my post.
Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! Hey, you know what they say: See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Sheeeet.