Yikes! Good thing he's ok because now he can go ahead and fix up that slightly damaged mustang he just bought from you! Gotta love your family. Shit happens. Don't hate him. I can only assume he didn't do it to make your life miserable. Be glad he didn't get hurt real bad or run someone over ....could've been a lot worse. When my wife got hit by some asshole doing an illegal uturn ....and then fled the scene leaving her there, she was scared to call me and let me know. The fact that she felt that way made me feel like shit. It's just a car.
Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! Hey, you know what they say: See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Sheeeet.