There are certain chemicals one could put on certain places on a car that would only be touched by someone touching something they shouldn't be thus leading to unknown illness. God damn, I sound like a vengeful, evil bastard! I'm sick of being burnt, conned, misled, stolen from, lied to, fucked over or just plain screwed by someone who has no intent except to hurt me, my stuff or my family.
Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man! Hey, you know what they say: See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Sheeeet.