I tip regardless. If I get crappy service which thankfully is rare, I'll reduce it by a bit. I've never been so pissed as to not leave a dime. It could happen though. Funny part is I'm against it.....I think it's bullshit. Pay people a wage. Think about it...for anyone...a welder, a mechanic, a stock boy, a porn star, they don't get paid a penny less per hour if they make a mistake on a rare occasion. If a server screws up an order by accident because they are HUMAN, we feel empowered to cut their pay personally? Ok, then when my food is not quite perfect, I want to cut the cooks pay and cut the hourly rate of the restaraunts accountant too while I'm at it. Tipping is a crap tradition to empower fools. I tip generously and if I can't, I choose another place to go or nowhere at all. I hate it but I'm not penalizing anyone for trying to work for a living when there are so many lazy fucks that won't work at all.
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