Helmets are now weapons. Helmets should be banned.
Don't give them ideas. Damn assault helmets. Only professionals need those.
But he's a big name that hit a relative unknown, even if it was a QB, so I expect him to get a slap on the wrist. I'm sure the Patriots are lining up to sign him too.
Why the fuck are they calling it a fucking mustang?
Futura would have been a much better name for this thing.
Don't you besmirch the Futura like that.
I know exactly how that naming convention went, having worked with marketing.
Marketing: "Well we found that customers are very fond of the name 'Mustang' and it carries a lot of prestige. In addition 'Mach' comes off as very sporty, more so than our 'ST' designations. And last we found that 'E' comes off as very environmentally friendly, which is highly prized these days."
Executive: "Great! Let's slap them all together!"
Marketing: "I'll start on the promotional material."
Also I wonder if this isn't part of their broader strategy to streamline their product line. Ax everything and combine things down to an electric crossover, larger SUV, and eventually combine the F-series and Transit into one tradesman vehicle.
Welcome to the future, bitches. I'd be a great CEO. Now where's my golden parachute? And what is a golden parachute? Is it like a golden shower?