Storms a coming. Feels like a drill going into my elbow.
Know how I know you're old?
They knew how to make me watch the parade. By saying it could be too windy to fly the floats. Well they are flying and I'm waiting for a current pop icons to float along and gash open on live tv. Lol ronald mcdonald is kneeing people in thr back.his leg got diabeetus
They kept talking about the reason they have those wind rules all week long. All because back in nineteen dickety six, one broke loose and injured six people.
But can you imagine that? Ending up in a fucking coma because you got hit by the Cat in the Hat?
I'm immobile here in my hospital bed.
Not because of a heart attack or a hematoma
All because it got windy out there
And that stupid cat balloon put me in a fucking coma.
It waved and it swayed
came crashing down and knocked her,
down into the pavement unconscious,
Is Dr. Seuss a real doctor?